discobob Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Yellow Bear said: With the unions involved and demanding even more left wing policies there is little risk of that! I am taking that into account......ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 Hello, Did I hear right Boris wants Ukraine to host the next Eurovision ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค, what a statement, ๐๐๐๐ I can just imagine Putin and his generals giving Kiev a ceasefire of Russian bombs !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 41 minutes ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Did I hear right Boris wants Ukraine to host the next Eurovision ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค, what a statement, ๐๐๐๐ I can just imagine Putin and his generals giving Kiev a ceasefire of Russian bombs !!!!!! Absoluty the right thing to do...........all the weird luvvies and die hard warblers in one place ...give putin the co-odinates for the grand finale....to deliver a limited nuclear strike.......... jobs jobbed.....result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 32 minutes ago, ditchman said: Absoluty the right thing to do...........all the weird luvvies and die hard warblers in one place ...give putin the co-odinates for the grand finale....to deliver a limited nuclear strike.......... jobs jobbed.....result Spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 43 minutes ago, ditchman said: Absoluty the right thing to do...........all the weird luvvies and die hard warblers in one place ...give putin the co-odinates for the grand finale....to deliver a limited nuclear strike.......... jobs jobbed.....result Methinks the gentleman doth protesteth too much. I can just see you on eurovision night . Sitting in front of your mahoosive telly in your besequined ABBA suit , complete with besequined calf length high heeled boots , holding a suitable cocktail(with a slice of ginger) ๐ธ,ย and waving your small union Jack flag ๐.ย Surely dave must have a suitable picture in his archive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: Methinks the gentleman doth protesteth too much. I can just see you on eurovision night . Sitting in front of your mahoosive telly in your besequined ABBA suit , complete with besequined calf length high heeled boots , holding a suitable cocktail(with a slice of ginger) ๐ธ,ย and waving your small union Jack flag ๐.ย Surely dave must have a suitable picture in his archive. mel you are doing too much wishful thinking....just because you didnt get an invite......i wont be setting up my stall selling fresh hamsters this year....they have got too expensive thinking of using some fresh farmyard rats...(they will never notice the difference)....and the rats will love the attention....added bonus you can shoot em afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratlegs Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 Regardin Ditchmans fresh farm yard rats This was on a menu ib Belgium two weeks ago And we think we have food problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 crow steak ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, ditchman said: mel you are doing too much wishful thinking....just because you didnt get an invite......i wont be setting up my stall selling fresh hamsters this year....they have got too expensive thinking of using some fresh farmyard rats...(they will never notice the difference)....and the rats will love the attention....added bonus you can shoot em afterwards I've shot plenty of bolting rats in my time , but I'm just not sure that the ditchman version of the sport will catch on ๐คญ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 4 hours ago, mel b3 said: Methinks the gentleman doth protesteth too much. I can just see you on eurovision night . Sitting in front of your mahoosive telly in your besequined ABBA suit , complete with besequined calf length high heeled boots , holding a suitable cocktail(with a slice of ginger) ๐ธ,ย and waving your small union Jack flag ๐.ย Surely dave must have a suitable picture in his archive. Not sure the world is ready for that!ย ย Your use of the word BESEQUINED is revealing your high degree of CAMPNESS!ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 Luckily I had a shot of the two of you together!ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 10 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Luckily I had a shot of the two of you together!ย ย My make up is way better than ditchmans ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 20 minutes ago, mel b3 said: My make up is way better than ditchmans ๐ Something to be proud of I guess?ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 36 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Luckily I had a shot of the two of you together!ย ย ooooohhhhhh my god they are georgeous...๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 50 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Luckily I had a shot of the two of you together!ย ย I'm just sitting here and pondering that pic . The thought has occurred to me that I could go to work looking just like that tomorrow,ย and due to the wokeness of the world now , nobody would even be allowed to laugh at me. I'd be very hurt if I didn't at least get a few wolf whistles though ๐. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I'm just sitting here and pondering that pic . The thought has occurred to me that I could go to work looking just like that tomorrow,ย and due to the wokeness of the world now , nobody would even be allowed to laugh at me. I'd be very hurt if I didn't at least get a few wolf whistles though ๐. wolf whistling also now banned prob by some over weight unattractive gender who identifies as a woman phew almost wrote minger then lolย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 18 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I'm just sitting here and pondering that pic . The thought has occurred to me that I could go to work looking just like that tomorrow,ย and due to the wokeness of the world now , nobody would even be allowed to laugh at me. I'd be very hurt if I didn't at least get a few wolf whistles though ๐. Watch out for Ditchman on your round, he will be stalking you!ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Watch out for Ditchman on your round, he will be stalking you!ย ย He doesn't need to stalk me , he just pops over and I dress up for him ๐. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: He doesn't need to stalk me , he just pops over and I dress up for him ๐. I should have known!ย ย Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: I'm just sitting here and pondering that pic . The thought has occurred to me that I could go to work looking just like that tomorrow,ย and due to the wokeness of the world now , nobody would even be allowed to laugh at me. I'd be very hurt if I didn't at least get a few wolf whistles though ๐. if i knew you were walking to work like that i would run down the road after you with my willy hangin out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 31 minutes ago, ditchman said: if i knew you were walking to work like that i would run down the road after you with my willy hangin out You'll need to be really careful doing that mate , you might trip over it ๐ค . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted June 19, 2022 Report Share Posted June 19, 2022 I watched a fair bit of Question time almost by accident on Thursday? Night, they were up in Newcastle and I'd say that the audience were more in favour of Boris than against,ย say 60/40 He wasn't being blamed for everything and anything and Labour were brought to task on the poor job they've done as the opposition.ย Seemed like a perfect representation to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 20 hours ago, mel b3 said: waving your small union Jack flagย underpantsย ๐.ย Fixed it for youย ๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 see boris has been hospitalised having his sinus's done .....he must have waited 18mths for that to be done disgraceful aint it...being made to wait like that still i mustnt complain ive only waited a year so far for a upper denture so i can eat proper food.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 @ditchmanย I bet he went private - even if it was NHS he would have gone private in effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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