Single at Xmas

[mel b3]

1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Like pointy bras, the Madonna type?

Yep . A fella could lose an eye with one of those .

[London Best]

1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

Yep . A fella could lose an eye with one of those .

Just by lookin’ at ‘em!

[mel b3]

9 minutes ago, London Best said:

Just by lookin’ at ‘em!

I'd be safe mate , because I'm far too polite to look , but nath is gonna be in a right mess .😁

[ditchman]

2 hours ago, mel b3 said:

Yep . A fella could lose an eye with one of those .

bet they suck nice

[TIGHTCHOKE]

1 minute ago, ditchman said:

bet they suck nice

If you like sucking traffic cones I suppose they do...............................

[mel b3]

3 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

If you like sucking traffic cones I suppose they do...............................

I wonder if her breasticles are still that shape when she takes the bra off 🤔. 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

1 minute ago, mel b3 said:

I wonder if her breasticles are still that shape when she takes the bra off 🤔. 

They are.   

[ditchman]

19 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

I wonder if her breasticles are still that shape when she takes the bra off 🤔. 

it is said she washes her hair in her own wee............

the woman is seriously deranged

[team tractor]

Omg lads 😮. she’s perfect and beautiful. 
she’s messaged for a second date . 

[ditchman]

2 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Omg lads 😮. she’s perfect and beautiful. 
she’s messaged for a second date . 

oh dear.....ere we go again.......is this the one who shoots yer turnips and like getting wet "off roading"

4 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Omg lads 😮. she’s perfect and beautiful. 
she’s messaged for a second date . 

so is a top class ferret ...but i still wouldnt let it any where near me ole todger

[team tractor]

11 minutes ago, ditchman said:

oh dear.....ere we go again.......is this the one who shoots yer turnips and like getting wet "off roading"

so is a top class ferret ...but i still wouldnt let it any where near me ole todger

 No different one . I’ve let that one fizzle out . 
I even told this one she’s way out my league 🤣. She was on about guys don’t come back . Told her point blank why. 
she’s that beautiful it’s unbelievable, really high up job and I mean high , most guys would feel intimidated. I think it’s ace .

[shaun4860]

32 minutes ago, team tractor said:

 No different one . I’ve let that one fizzle out . 
I even told this one she’s way out my league 🤣. She was on about guys don’t come back . Told her point blank why. 
she’s that beautiful it’s unbelievable, really high up job and I mean high , most guys would feel intimidated. I think it’s ace .

We really do need pictures or at least a name so we can stalk her, and no, that’s not a euphemism 🤦🏻‍♂️

[clangerman]

1 hour ago, team tractor said:

 No different one . I’ve let that one fizzle out . 
I even told this one she’s way out my league 🤣. She was on about guys don’t come back . Told her point blank why. 
she’s that beautiful it’s unbelievable, really high up job and I mean high , most guys would feel intimidated. I think it’s ace .

while someone has to win the lottery you should know by now most important details with women are the ones they DONT tell you! lol 

[mel b3]

5 hours ago, team tractor said:

Omg lads 😮. she’s perfect and beautiful. 
she’s messaged for a second date . 

 

5 hours ago, team tractor said:

 No different one . I’ve let that one fizzle out . 
I even told this one she’s way out my league 🤣. She was on about guys don’t come back . Told her point blank why. 
she’s that beautiful it’s unbelievable, really high up job and I mean high , most guys would feel intimidated. I think it’s ace .

Oh no 🤦‍♂️. 

[ditchman]

oh dear 

[old man]

48 minutes ago, ditchman said:

oh dear 

Yep, just waiting.

[team tractor]

9 hours ago, shaun4860 said:

We really do need pictures or at least a name so we can stalk her, and no, that’s not a euphemism 🤦🏻‍♂️

Give it time . After a few week I’ll get a pic 

4 minutes ago, old man said:

Yep, just waiting.

🤣 me too tbh 

[London Best]

10 hours ago, team tractor said:

Omg lads 😮. she’s perfect and beautiful. 

It’s ALL in the eye of the beholder. 
Some you find attractive, some you don’t. 
 

[Penelope]

11 hours ago, mel b3 said:

I wonder if her breasticles are still that shape when she takes the bra off 🤔. 

Have you seen her lately? I assure you, YOU WOULDN'T!!!!

Has to be kept cold otherwise she'd melt.

[ditchman]

im surprised this topic is not littered with Gordon Bennets

[amateur]

TT, ignore the sceptics. All beautiful, successful women want is a hard-working, good-looking bloke who isn't going to leach off them.

[oldypigeonpopper]

10 hours ago, team tractor said:

 No different one . I’ve let that one fizzle out . 
I even told this one she’s way out my league 🤣. She was on about guys don’t come back . Told her point blank why. 
she’s that beautiful it’s unbelievable, really high up job and I mean high , most guys would feel intimidated. I think it’s ace .

Hello, Do not put yourself down TT , Many many years ago I dated a lovely lady with a Coutts Bank Account !!!! although not lasting that long she was very down to earth as we say

[Penelope]

40 minutes ago, amateur said:

TT, ignore the sceptics. All beautiful, successful women want is a hard-working, good-looking bloke who isn't going to leach off them.

Until you factor in hypergamy.

[oldypigeonpopper]

10 minutes ago, Penelope said:

Until you factor in hypergamy.

Hello, I had to look that word up 🤔 😄

[mel b3]

48 minutes ago, Penelope said:

Until you factor in hypergamy.

Is that cun con can , can I catch it ?.