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1 extremely well-fed female who was trying to hoover up the spillage from the bird table 3104

And it almost rhymed

As far as the ginger minger Rayner, eh?

I've had a Casio Waveceptor for years. Self-charging, self adjusting and as tough as old boots.

Yorkshire humour "Black Swan" = "Mucky Duck"

Fajitas with that combo - yes Nachos? A bit too messy for me.

Some on eBay at the moment, north of £15k. A French pal had one which he tamed by putting it into a Rickman frame, so that it handled on rails, however he still found it far too frantic.

It was actually named "The Black Swan", down Frizinghall Lane

We always knew it as "The Mucky Duck" when I was in Bradford

And, of course, Kenny Everett's Cupid Stunt. "All done in the best paasible taste"

An old joke, alas!

Luxury!

Really! I've never seen that before!

Luxury! We din't 'ave no dog, all we 'ad were 'ot gravel in't roll o' newspaper But tell that to't kids today .....

Do they do food? Would she be having Pork in Cider?