duncan Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Up at 5 o-clock this morning for work ,spent 20 minutes scraping the ice off the car then a half hour drive to work .Do an eight hour shift get home at 3 o-clock , then a knock on the door - a neighbour calls to ask if i can keep the noise down when i leave for work in mornings as the scraping of ice wakes him and his misses up .These lazy ******** have been on the dole since god knows when .As sgc holder and i love my shooting i just closed the door on him ,i could`nt believe it , a bit of Victor Meldrew there .My rant is over thankyou for listening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 lol-i'd delibretly scrape it a wee bit noisier next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Buy some De-icer spray, your poor neighbour i feel so sorry for him..........................NOT Some people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richie223 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA-airgunner Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 can you de ice with a 12g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 That's priceless - has he had a word with the milkman as well? Tell him you'll give him £1 to clear your car of ice and snow before you go to work seeing as though he's got nowt else to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Post up his address and we'll all send him doggie truffles in jiffy bags. He'll be so tired dealing with that, he'll sleep right thru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davecooper1 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Second word to him would have been OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 When he goes on holiday next push a frozen squid through his letter box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeignGadger Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 and leave a note saying "here's the six quid I owe you...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Stick a feedsack over the screen and that willsolve your problems and as a plus will give you 5 minutes to "cuddle" up with your significant other If you were up here you would have to scrape the inside of the windows too, I haven`t been able to get the side windows down for 3 weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6shot Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 can you not park the car a bit closer to his house tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 you should explain to him that you have to do this so he can live the lifestyle he is accustomed to.i,d give him a knock in the morning to ask him if you are being quiet enough and every morning there after.cheeky ******* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Sorry but I'm on his side. He's likely to have been up all night on dodgy substances, watching free-view adult TV and eating pizzas. How would you feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Some people are just retarded. My uncle n cousin had a massive car crash today. They have a 4x4 not a little car n it was minced. Written off. Thank god they were both ok. As my cousin got out the car he was winded from the air bag, standin there gasping for breath some woman beeps her horn n tells him to shut his door, she wants to get past. He just lost it and chased her down the road swearing at her Makes me wonder about some people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inthedark Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Good post mate, hope it made you feel better!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McF Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Get up at 4 o'clock in the morning make twice as much noise then knock on his door ask him was that quiet enough for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosd Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 You should take note of what your neighbour says and not use the scraper. Tomorrow morning start the car and keep the revs at about 6000rpm till the car heats up and melts the ice off the windscreen, this way you don't need a scraper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 lol-i'd delibretly scrape it a wee bit noisier next time. And for twice as long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 whilst on the subject, can using a scraper scratch your windscreen? I use an old plastic dustpan with a hard rubber edge, and it works a treat, I'm just always a little hesitant to scrape hard stupid neighbour by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 When you get up just pop a fan heater on an extension lead in to the car. Melts all the frost, doesn't disturb the neighbours and lets you drive off feeling all warm & toasty. But before you leave don't forget to rev your engine and toot your horn to wake up the skiving neighbour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgunshortie Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I find the quickest way to de-ice my van is to start the engine and rev it hard to get it up to temperature then put the blowers on full, after about twenty minutes the windscreen is crystal clear! Give it a go 2moz and let him decide which method he'd prefer you to use. Gota let lazy low life's have there say I guess, you never know when you'll have to rely on them if you ever run out of special brew or a pack of B&H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I'd have told him that you were going to work to pay taxes so the government can pay his dole money. Seeing as he sits on his backside all day the least he can do is wake up at the same time as you have to. I'd sheet the screen though, 20 minutes scraping in the morning is a right pain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony9r Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Also, make sure you forget to disarm the car alarm before you open the door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg31 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 two words i always use in situations like this F off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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