Fisherman Mike Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) I'll Start... Classic Eastwood from the Film The Outlaw Josey Wales Bounty hunter.... "You're wanted, Wales." Josey Wales..... "Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?" Bounty hunter.... "A man's got to do something for a living these days." Josey Wales..... "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." great stuff Edited November 18, 2011 by Fisherman Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Clint Eastwood movies are often eminently quotable. Go ahead punk... I do like the one about "the lesser of two weevils" from Master & Commander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Tiger Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 "Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Classic line from the original Italian Job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_evil Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 "60% of the time it works all the time" Anchorman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 John Carpenter's They Live... Nada: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubblegum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 You will always find a plethora of one liners from any Eastwood film. One of my fvourites is from Heartbreak Ridge after he busts up the biker/nazi guy in gaol. "Why don't you just sit there and bleed a while before you take some real pain." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar, after being stabbed uttered- Infamy, Infamy they've all got it in for me.Classic Edited November 18, 2011 by yates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Loads from Blazing saddles but not really for a public forum. And another I like is "say hello to my little friend" ATB figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 One of my my faves is from Withnail - "Don`t threaten me with a dead fish!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Two of my favourite films are probably responsible for more quotes than pretty much any other films... Withnail and I and Full Metal Jacket Uncle Monty "I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops." Marwood reading sign "Here. Hare. Here." The majority of FMJ quotes would contravene forum rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Ah yes, and Danny the dealer - "Change down, man. Find your neutral space. You got a rush. It'll pass. Be seated." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 another from Danny "I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beretta28g Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 James Bond: Goldfinger BOND: Do you expect me to talk? GOLDFINGER: No, Mr Bond i expect you to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy75 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Ash, from Evil Dead 3 AoD. Nearly every damned word from the epic masterpiece. But the better ones... Ash : "All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - [continuing nonchalantly] - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?" Ash : "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun" Ash : "Yo she-bitch..(sticks another 2 shells in)...let's dance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The film "Murder by Death" Peter Sellers playing Chinese detective Wang with his son as sidekick. A freshly murdered body laying on the floor. Indicating the body Peter Sellers says to his son. Sellers "Ok number one son, clean this mess up" Son "Honourable Father, why do I have to do all the dirty work"? Sellers "Cos your mother not here to do it" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Lots from Clouseau in the Pink Panther films including my favourite Clouseau: Do you have a license? Beggar: What? Clouseau: City ordinance 147-B prohibits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprize without a proper license. Beggar: I don't understand. Clouseau: It is against the leu for you to play your musical instrument. Beggar: Leu? Clouseau: What? Beggar: You say, it's against the leu? Clouseau: Yes. Unless you have a proper license. Beggar: What kind of license? Clouseau: A license that permits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprize. Beggar: Commercial enterprize? Clouseau: Yes. You play that thing and people give you the muhnay. Beggar: People give the monkey the money. Clouseau: It is the same. Beggar: Oh, no. I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tel him what to do with his money. One day I came home and I found him sitting in my living room. I let him stay, but he pays for his own room and board. Clouseau: Then the minkey's breaking the leu. Beggar: But he doesn't play any musical instrument. Clouseau: City ordinance 132-R prohibits the begging. Beggar: How do you know so much about city ordinances? Clouseau: What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind? Beggar: Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Withnail, brill for great quotes." Uncle Monty, you're a terrible ****!" The 'stopped clock' and 'finest wines' are good ones too. Clerks 2, "you never go *** to mouth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rimfire4969 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'll Start... Classic Eastwood from the Film The Outlaw Josey Wales Bounty hunter.... "You're wanted, Wales." Josey Wales..... "Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?" Bounty hunter.... "A man's got to do something for a living these days." Josey Wales..... "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." great stuff A classic. Also same film. Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Apocalypse Now; "Charlie don't surf!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Paul Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) "What we got here is failure to communicate...Some men you just can't reach...." Cool Hand Luke. "Protection from what.. Ze Germans" Snatch "Guns for show... Knifes for a pro" Lock Stock. The quotes from Guy Ritchie films are endless and I confess to trying to use at least one everyday Edited November 18, 2011 by Pigeon Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziplex Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die. Roy Batty (Bladerunner) makes more sense while watching Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up. Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin? Gas Station Proprietor: No. Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it. and loads more from No Country for Old Men Edited November 18, 2011 by ziplex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beretta28g Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Battle of Britian "You can teach monkeys to fly better than that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnum Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 JAWS ( WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED BEARD Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 one from every whick way but loose, Tank Murdock: Looks like youve had a go at it already. You sure that face wont hurt too much to fight? Philo Beddoe: I aint gonna be hitting you with my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The majority of FMJ quotes would contravene forum rules It gets misquoted a lot, I am sure you know the correct version Nick but also from FMJ "Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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