The Ghost Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Strangest permission interview yet******Got this off Facebook today********« on: June 21, 2013, 22:52:35 »... QuoteWent and saw an owner of a small holding today and had what turned out to be the strangest permission interview yet !Me:- Hi , I am the chap you spoke to on the phone about your rabbit problemLand owner:- Yeah , I want the badgers gone.Me:- err Sorry ?Land owner:- Badgers !Me:- err , I can't shoot badgers !Land owner:- But I want them gone, and that flaming cat.. ****s in my roses.Me:- I can't shoot badgers or cats, badgers are a protected speciesLand owner:- Bull****Me :- errLand owner:- There is a cull you know !Me:- the cull has been cancelled and it never even made it to this areaLand owner:- So your not going to shoot the bagersme:- NOLand owner:- what about the cat ?me :- I hope it lives to a very old age.Land owner:- hmmme:- I think this is a waste of our timeLand owner:- Nome:- No ?Land owner:- you got my permission as long as your can show me your BASC cardme:- I don't think you understand , I won't shoot the badgers or the cat.Land owner:- and that's why you have my permission to shoot my land, as long as you are bascme:- you crafty ..me:- here is my insurance, and permission slip.me:- you tried that on anyone else ?Land owner:- Yeah , he said no problem.. I said pea off !it's only six small fields, but packed with rabbits apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pigeon man Posted June 26, 2013 Report Share Posted June 26, 2013 It pays to stick to the law !!! Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty88 Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Made me chuckle on a Thursday morning! Brill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeredup Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 crafty old sod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 (edited) Dodgy old geezer, how many of us would have said we would kill badgers just to get the perm (obviously we wouldn't i hope to think) but I got asked a couple of years ago with a perm we have had for a while and I said , leave it with me, the farmer has never bothered me on the subject again Edited June 27, 2013 by delburt0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 Love it, I bet that would catch quite a few out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossberg-operator Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Good one. I liked the bit when the Landowner repeated the question.....'so your not going to shoot the bagers?' What did he mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyNCC Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Haha that's funny I would have been knackered there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRNDL Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Haha...I am liking that for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babs2020 Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 well done mate stick to your guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy_boy_2011 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 Responsible land owner and a responsible shooter- excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeadWasp Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 wicked! thanks for the chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 that's fantastic! what a guy to shoot for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerboy Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Haha that's funny I would have been knackered there Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpentermark Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Well done. Let us know when you eventually shoot that 'orrible cat?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTS Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 well done that man - good light to shine on shooting and shows that most of the shooting community are respectful and trustworthy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash72 Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setwings Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Good story i no a few old boys like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 good one, shows both parties in a good light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC00P Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Haha love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyNCC Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 Why? Would have said no problem just to get the permission Not shot the cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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