Rimfireboy Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I could see Mrs Lynton by the gate as I strolled down the lane. She was in good condition for her age, so much so, I thought, that I'd had to force my attentions on her more than once. Anyhow, she was married to my best mate, Jack, and if you can't share with your mates, well, that's a poor job isn't it? Anyway, "Mrs Lynton" I yelled softly. Better keep it formal I thought. "How's Jack getting on?" I hadn't seen him for a while. "Not too good" she said. "He came home the other day and he reckoned I smelled of fish" she said.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Over my head that one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Essex Hunter Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 GAFG sound abt right.... TEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 ? ? ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED BEARD Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I could see Mrs Lynton by the gate as I strolled down the lane. She was in good condition for her age, so much so, I thought, that I'd had to force my attentions on her more than once. Anyhow, she was married to my best mate, Jack, and if you can't share with your mates, well, that's a poor job isn't it? Anyway, "Mrs Lynton" I yelled softly. Better keep it formal I thought. "How's Jack getting on?" I hadn't seen him for a while. "Not too good" she said. "He came home the other day and he reckoned I smelled of fish" she said.. is this some sort of confession BB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 he is from wonderland...according to the avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 From another planet with that. Anybody make sense of it. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedd-wyn Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Hahaha! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 i think he's boned his best mates wife i hope you're not bragging sunshine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 If the thread was called 'salad dodgers', you might have had a better response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rimfire4969 Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) I have no idea??? Edited October 7, 2013 by rimfire4969 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
station Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I'll have a pint of whatever he's drinking ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 If the thread was called 'salad dodgers', you might have had a better response. salad dogging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) Wonder if rimfire boy made her smell of fish With a cucumber (that's salad)... Edited October 7, 2013 by delburt0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) I'll ring jack Edited October 7, 2013 by delburt0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnerbob Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 ? ? You've lost me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 ? ? You've lost me !join the club... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 they get better every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeceknight Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 However, it was only too well established in the nursery that Clarence's veracity was on a par with his courage. When taxed with any misdemeanour, he used to look round scared and bewildered, and utter a flat demur. One scene in particular comes before me. There were strict laws against going into shops or buying dainties without express permission from mamma or nurse; but one day when Clarence had by some chance been sent out alone with the good natured housemaid, his fingers were found sticky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
station Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 However, it was only too well established in the nursery that Clarence's veracity was on a par with his courage. When taxed with any misdemeanour, he used to look round scared and bewildered, and utter a flat demur. One scene in particular comes before me. There were strict laws against going into shops or buying dainties without express permission from mamma or nurse; but one day when Clarence had by some chance been sent out alone with the good natured housemaid, his fingers were found sticky. Heard of house maids knee, but fingers - now that a whole new story ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) However, it was only too well established in the nursery that Clarence's veracity was on a par with his courage. When taxed with any misdemeanour, he used to look round scared and bewildered, and utter a flat demur. One scene in particular comes before me. There were strict laws against going into shops or buying dainties without express permission from mamma or nurse; but one day when Clarence had by some chance been sent out alone with the good natured housemaid, his fingers were found sticky. too late in the day to think about this,, I get the jist he had been finger blasting the sweet trolley Edited October 7, 2013 by delburt0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimfireboy Posted October 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 With that, I hastened my pace, "can't stop now, see you later" I said. Off down to the pub for a quick vessel I thought, best keep my distance from Mrs Lynton for a while. Now the landlords daughter, she was eye candy if ever there was. Her father however, was a tower of a man, and if he was to know about our exploits I dread to think what he'd do. "Pint please Jenny" I said with a cheeky grin, she gave me a quick wink as she was pulling the pump.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
station Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 With that, I hastened my pace, "can't stop now, see you later" I said. Off down to the pub for a quick vessel I thought, best keep my distance from Mrs Lynton for a while. Now the landlords daughter, she was eye candy if ever there was. Her father however, was a tower of a man, and if he was to know about our exploits I dread to think what he'd do. "Pint please Jenny" I said with a cheeky grin, she gave me a quick wink as she was pulling the pump.. It's a good girl that gives you a wink whilst pulling your pump ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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