chrisjpainter Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 My brother in law wants a motorbike. This was banned immediately by my sister. so, anyone got any other suggestions for him to exploit his midlife crisis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 A nice young bit on the side ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Get him into shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aris Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Yeah' get a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Jetski... ..or a Porsche maybe if he's lacking a bit in the trouser department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted November 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Jetski... ..or a Porsche maybe if he's lacking a bit in the trouser department. jetski would be fun. He can't swim that well, so it would be a good spectator sport for the rest of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Poon Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Clay shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikk Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 tell him to get a life and go back to watching I'm a Celebrity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx10mike Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 tell him to ditch your sister she is mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted November 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) tell him to ditch your sister she is mean She does have a point about the motorbike! they have two kids - one two and a half, the other 6 months! (but yes, she is mean; she threw a hammer at me when we were young) Edited November 22, 2013 by chrisjpainter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 younger overseas wife join a rock band get a sports car and lots of overseas travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 http://www.ghdiscountatvsupply.com/images/store_version1/big%20red%20atc%20medium.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) Tell him to join Pigeon watch and start arguing with folks about nothing, spout cliches and suggest gun fit is the answer to everything except pyramid selling. Being racist and a dislike of back doors will help him make many like minded friends. Edited November 22, 2013 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr-Sheen Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 World of warcraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitsinhedges Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Tell your sister that life is too short to stop people doing what they want. Live your dreams or what's the point of being alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickS Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Flying lessons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 (edited) Kit car, a bit safer than a motorbike (but not much) Edited November 22, 2013 by fern01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malik Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Depends on his budget. How much was he willing to spend on the bike and safety gear? There is plenty of hobbies out there. Not all are suitable for peoples budgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted November 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 I think something shed based would be more up hist street (budget!) the irritating thing is he's less than 15 mins from Sywell Clay pigeon club in Northamptonshire! I will have to work on him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Building coffins, whilst wearing a blank vacant stare! Eventually it MAY creep her out enough to let him have a bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebarrels Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 To start wearing the trousers BB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Doors and public urination... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted November 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 Doors and public urination... YES. although, why restrict that to just the midlife?! surely this is obligatory for any crisis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli383 Posted November 22, 2013 Report Share Posted November 22, 2013 If its shed based then 1/5th 2 stroke RC cars they are fairly good expensive though but not to buy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double10 Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 sea fishin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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