bullet boy Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Saw her in the local shop a couple of weeks back and had a nice chat... very pleasant young lady.. I think most blokes watch Countryfile cos of Ellie,Mike!lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 bring back farming diary......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I could do it...honest... don't want to name drop again, but I will ! took Jack Chub fishing on the Upper Thames once ....Film Crew the lot... to be honest though he was the most miserable and unhelpful ****** I've ever spent a day with...just goes to show...shouldn't judge a book....Go for it I met him a few times and agree on that He did have brilliant team of researchers And it worked as heJust he came across well on the tv All the best Of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewartward Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Why don't they repeat "Out of Town" Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) That's a nice photo of Ellie but I've thought she has no neck. Not that that's really an issue for me but the one who really gets my goat is that Julia Bradbury. She has got to be THE MOST ANNOYING TROLLOP on TV. Whenever she comes on, and I don't watch it much now, I always turn to the Mrs and ask 'I wonder who she gave head to to get that gig?' That was probably poor old Myriam's problem, wouldn't give headto Craven. Back to that God awful Bradbury woman. What is she? A failed Blue Peter presenter or something? That's what that show reminds me of, Blue Peter for grown ups. I think you can tell there's not much wrong with testosterone levels. God she makes my blood boil. Edited May 20, 2014 by Doc Holliday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlet Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 bring back farming diary......... At first glance I read that as "bring back dairy farming". If only... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlet Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) That's a nice photo of Ellie but I've thought she has no neck. Not that that's really an issue for me but the one who really gets my goat is that Julia Bradbury. She has got to be THE MOST ANNOYING TROLLOP on TV. Whenever she comes on, and I don't watch it much now, I always turn to the Mrs and ask 'I wonder who she gave head to to get that gig?' That was probably poor old Myriam's problem, wouldn't give headto Craven. Back to that God awful Bradbury woman. What is she? A failed Blue Peter presenter or something? That's what that show reminds me of, Blue Peter for grown ups. I think you can tell there's not much wrong with testosterone levels. God she makes my blood boil. I agree about Julia Bradbury. She's so annoying I should like to put her across my knee and give her a thoroughly good spanking. Wouldn't do any harm for Ellie to have one as well. Just to be on the safe side... Edited May 20, 2014 by Gimlet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) I agree about Julia Bradbury. She's so annoying I should like to put her across my knee and give her a thoroughly good spanking. Wouldn't do any harm for Ellie to have one as well. Just to be on the safe side... A very fine plan Edited May 20, 2014 by grrclark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norfolk dumpling Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Yep it's awful, Ellie is lovely (despite slightly strange gait) - bring back Jack's game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Saw her in the local shop a couple of weeks back and had a nice chat... very pleasant young lady.. Can you do a painting of her then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriBsa Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Can you do a painting of her then? Au naturale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted May 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Yep it's awful, Ellie is lovely (despite slightly strange gait) - bring back Jack's game. She does walk strange but she is nice! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westley Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I could do it...honest... don't want to name drop again, but I will ! took Jack Chub fishing on the Upper Thames once ....Film Crew the lot... to be honest though he was the most miserable and unhelpful ****** I've ever spent a day with...just goes to show...shouldn't judge a book.... Excuse my ignorance, but WHO is Jack Chub ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 not fussed with the blonde or Bradbury......i like my women to look rude and a bit slutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Yep it's awful, Ellie is lovely (despite slightly strange gait) - bring back Jack's game. But don't ever get in a pigeon hide with him. If The Major was still with us and the story/rumour is true, I don't think he'd risk it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I could do it...honest... don't want to name drop again, but I will ! took Jack Chub fishing on the Upper Thames once ....Film Crew the lot... to be honest though he was the most miserable and unhelpful ****** I've ever spent a day with...just goes to show...shouldn't judge a book.... Excuse my ignorance, but WHO is Jack Chub ?? Jack, chub fishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpatten Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I met John Craven a few years ago. He is the most awful "space invader" I`ve ever met. He sidles right up to you and stands far too damn close. Is he married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 I met John Craven a few years ago. He is the most awful "space invader" I`ve ever met. He sidles right up to you and stands far too damn close. ? What? In the gents? I'm not cool with that. I cant wee properly when dudes do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 What? In the gents? I'm not cool with that. I cant wee properly when dudes do that. If you go on the cotswolds meet it does become easier, if you know what I mean ....... Having said that, having a lady present this year did change the dynamics a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 If you go on the cotswolds meet it does become easier, if you know what I mean ....... Having said that, having a lady present this year did change the dynamics a bit. Is that another way of saying the boys didnt do the washing up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Is that another way of saying the boys didnt do the washing up? Nah, we used the kitchen for the washing up just like regular people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subsonicnat Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 its now made for the FLUFFY Brigade, not for Real Country People, it gives the impression "ALL IS WELL IN THE GARDEN". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 What? In the gents? I'm not cool with that. I cant wee properly when dudes do that. I can't pass a drop when guys do that. I just stand there and have to pretend I've been. Man, the things I admit to on here! As for that John Craven, I always knew he was a closet winkle looker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 That's nothing, I can't use stand ups full stop. The German cleanliness freak in me has a fit when I see all those droplets of someone else's slash spraying back at me. Stand ups are an abomination! Unless you like pee spattered troos that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 That's nothing, I can't use stand ups full stop. The German cleanliness freak in me has a fit when I see all those droplets of someone else's slash spraying back at me. Stand ups are an abomination! Unless you like pee spattered troos that is? You dint realise how much wizz goes on your trousers with a urinal til you have one in shorts. To counter the effect i never stand less than 4ft from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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