Scully Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Last week I received an email from a poor lady who had terminal cancer but wanted me to administer to the financial security of her sons after she'd gone, and is willing to send several millions to my account for this purpose, and today have just received another from HRM King something or other from Gininwa in West Africa, who wants to go into business with me. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyn2233 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Can you lend me some money then lol some have all the luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Can you lend me some money then lol some have all the luck No problem; give me your bank details and I'll send you a cheque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I can help as apparently as I already have millions of wonga in a whorehouse in Nigeria awaiting King Kimosuba to release it to me if I can pay his mobile telephone bill allowing him to make the call for the release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I can help as apparently as I already have millions of wonga in a whorehouse in Nigeria awaiting King Kimosuba to release it to me if I can pay his mobile telephone bill allowing him to make the call for the release. Do you mean a warehouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Just settle for the one that goes with the lamb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Scully, you're a VERY lucky man, good luck in all you do with the money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Drat.............I can't even get 2 numbers on the lottery let alone all of these wonderful and kind hearted offers that you lot get. Guess its to do with all of your charismata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Thanks all; so excited I could poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedsanity Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 My Inlaws just sent off a £4000 bank draft to a stranger on ebay for a car they didn't go to see, they are definatly not minted but the mystery fraudster is having a good drink on their money as I type this, If they were in a box of buttons they wouldnt be the shiney one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingo15 Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Why not just give them hmrc bank details? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 You could buy bostonmick a present,lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Could you send me all your guns since you will be buying all new ones thanks to your good fortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolkngood Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 He's bloody right, he must be minted cos I sent off my cheque and nothing appeared in my account so the money must be in Scully's account already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'd be a bit careful Scully. This could be a tax nightmare. Dont forget the long commute either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'd be a bit careful Scully. This could be a tax nightmare. Dont forget the long commute either. Don't worry, I'm with HSBC. Hadn't considered the commute; will leave early on Fridays and pack sarnies. He's bloody right, he must be minted cos I sent off my cheque and nothing appeared in my account so the money must be in Scully's account already. He dosen't hang about doesn't old HRM wotsisname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Do you mean a warehouse? Predictive texting is not good is it..... Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klatuveradanikto Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Do you mean a warehouse? That reminds me of the joke about the dyslexic pimp who bought a 3 storey warehouse :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10gaugewannabee Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 you are so lucky to be offered this money, they never manage to offer it to me, if your mates out there have any other legal councils looking for someone please pass my name and address along to them, i hate to miss a chance like this and sorry but £4k on a blind bid, you deserve to lose it thats just asking for a slap down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longspoon Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 you are so lucky to be offered this money, they never manage to offer it to me, if your mates out there have any other legal councils looking for someone please pass my name and address along to them, i hate to miss a chance like this and sorry but £4k on a blind bid, you deserve to lose it thats just asking for a slap down A bit Harsh !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10gaugewannabee Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 yes it is a bit to harsh, but i see and hear these stories a lot and just cant beleive that any normal person would give away thousands without some form of back up or serious research. the same with the ladies that get conned by lonely hearts people, sorry but would i give £1 let alone £10k to someone i met on line and have never met personally, eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 yes it is a bit to harsh, but i see and hear these stories a lot and just cant beleive that any normal person would give away thousands without some form of back up or serious research. the same with the ladies that get conned by lonely hearts people, sorry but would i give £1 let alone £10k to someone i met on line and have never met personally, eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr no! As I've mentioned before, there is a bloke in our town who is one of the biggest property owners around here, and he got stung twice by one of these scams and a further time by the Russian Mafia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 yes it is a bit to harsh, but i see and hear these stories a lot and just cant beleive that any normal person would give away thousands without some form of back up or serious research. the same with the ladies that get conned by lonely hearts people, sorry but would i give £1 let alone £10k to someone i met on line and have never met personally, eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr no! Hello I am lonely especially now pigeons don't want to come within miles of me,my life would be turned aroud if you couldf find it in your heart to send me £1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Hello I am lonely especially now pigeons don't want to come within miles of me,my life would be turned aroud if you couldf find it in your heart to send me £1 Blimey, that's not very ambitious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Blimey, that's not very ambitious Shhhhh,I'm going to ask for 10k once i have him,putty in my hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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