Lord Geordie Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Mine was! If you fall up the stairs it means your going to a wedding, I wonder what in means if you fall down the stairs? I said it means your going to hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newarcher1 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 its taken me an hour to clean that floor and you have just walked on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Let me know when you've finished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war0st Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 When a baby was reported abandoned at Heathrow airport some years ago it became apparent that tracking the parents would be hard as the country of origin couldn't be determined, my lovely wife suggested that the mystery would be solved when the child starts to talk as the language used would give it away, bloody lucky she can cook........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLondon Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 My lovely wife's latest was " isn't it hot for a Saturday " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Sparkies wife always says " again reggiegun, again" more like **** off delboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingo15 Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 What shooting again!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbob Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) I had a prang in the car once (more like a head on crash with a transit) my wife said " i want you to see a doctor, i dont want you to wake up dead in the morning" Edited August 19, 2015 by Jbob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 She says "I am tired of your lying, PigeonWatch is a euphemism isn't it, what sort of website is it really" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3vert Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 My Wife is a Tom Jones fan, I know I know I told her last week "you wont believe it, Tom Jones has been sacked from the Voice for ******G Boy George!!" Her reply "That's shocking, I didn't think Tom was gay, but that's no reason to sack him! each to their own" I just walked away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 would you mind if i invite a couple of the girls round to see whos the best at giving you a #### job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 would you mind if i invite a couple of the girls round to see whos the best at giving you a #### job The ultraviolet lamps are working nicely I see, how is your leccy bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 would you mind if i invite a couple of the girls round to see whos the best at giving you a #### job A c-h-i-t job ? One of em wants you to hoover, ones got you to do the dishes and one wants the car oil changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 would you mind if i invite a couple of the girls round to see whos the best at giving you a #### job i see the gluten is kicking in............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 i see the gluten is kicking in............ still off it in main, the stiffness is reducing ! The ultraviolet lamps are working nicely I see, how is your leccy bill? ?? its the only way to get tan in the Hebrides, donations accepted paypal or DD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underdog Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Hurry up darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 he is in the shed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted August 20, 2015 Report Share Posted August 20, 2015 We went to visit a friend's farm. On our return my beloved told anyone who listen that she had been flying around the fields on a commode. She meant to say quad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michufc Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 My wife's saying at the moment as we are trying to renovate our new house is I know what I want but I can't explain it As a trades person what the hell am I supposed to do with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 My wife's saying at the moment as we are trying to renovate our new house is I know what I want but I can't explain it As a trades person what the hell am I supposed to do with that Just read this to my Mrs, both laughed, then she says to me "she knows what she means though" think you should give her a bell, it may help you out. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michufc Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Oh it does my nut in I have done three kitchen plans for her so far and it's still not what's on her head apparently if she can't helpe then I am ducked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted August 21, 2015 Report Share Posted August 21, 2015 Bit of a let down here, my Mrs doesn't do kitchens, so your in it real deep. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michufc Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 Tell me about it we went out shopping today to look at some and apparently the one she saw today was what she had been trying to explain to me but it's retailed at £26k Yer good luck with that one sweet heart good job I am in the trade at least I think I know what she wants, well untill she sees another one that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 put the seat down !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 put the seat down !! You lift the seat up , tell her wen she is done to lift it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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