mel b3 Posted October 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 4 hours ago, amateur said: Does she go on the bin round with you? You must be joking , the cold, hard,dirty work is my department, sitting at a sewing machine in a nice warm workshop with the telly on ,and eating chocolate ,is her department 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 (edited) errrrr I had the impression you drove Mel ??????? Nice warm cab, power steering and all that ...Radio WM still running? Edited October 8, 2018 by Walker570 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 49 minutes ago, Walker570 said: errrrr I had the impression you drove Mel ??????? Nice warm cab, power steering and all that ...Radio WM still running? That's the theory , the reality is a tad different 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondoggy Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 06/10/2018 at 07:49, mel b3 said: That was a concern to be honest , but i thought about it and realised that it's no different to any other priest , although it does look a little more pervy than most lol. It's also given me ideas for other designs. For that reason, I think you should call it a ‘leather clad priest.’ It would get far more views. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 3 hours ago, moondoggy said: For that reason, I think you should call it a ‘leather clad priest.’ It would get far more views. I can just imagine the type of client's that a leather clad priest would attract 😅. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 3 hours ago, mel b3 said: I can just imagine the type of client's that a leather clad priest would attract 😅. Hey Mel, a sale is a sale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Hey Mel, a sale is a sale! shudder🗿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 Can they be monogrammed? Seems to be a perfect Xmas gift i know I’ve broken the rules and used the X word before bonfire night mels fault for putting up the thread all the best of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Old farrier said: Can they be monogrammed? Seems to be a perfect Xmas gift i know I’ve broken the rules and used the X word before bonfire night mels fault for putting up the thread all the best of never mind a damn monogramme...............................sounds regarding the interest from various corners of society you need to market them with a bloody depth gauge on it,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 MEL b3 (member of the worshipful company of safe crackers) TESTIMONIALS: Big Jack (slammer jack) says..."lot of cosh for little dosh" Introducing our new executive model for the discerning gentleman "a multi purpose tool for the professional blagger and man about town.....a fine 9" cosh bound in the finest Peruvian virgin lama leather......gold leaf graduations in imperial inches ...embossed there upon" A fine implement for any executive totty magnet....our moto "No muff too tuff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 7 hours ago, Old farrier said: Can they be monogrammed? Seems to be a perfect Xmas gift i know I’ve broken the rules and used the X word before bonfire night mels fault for putting up the thread all the best of I dare say that they could be personalised quite easily nigel, you've also reminded me that the wooden priests could also be personalised quite easily, but most importantly, you've reminded me that we haven't put a Christmas ad in the sales section yet 😣, I shall attend to it asap 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 6 hours ago, ditchman said: MEL b3 (member of the worshipful company of safe crackers) TESTIMONIALS: Big Jack (slammer jack) says..."lot of cosh for little dosh" Introducing our new executive model for the discerning gentleman "a multi purpose tool for the professional blagger and man about town.....a fine 9" cosh bound in the finest Peruvian virgin lama leather......gold leaf graduations in imperial inches ...embossed there upon" A fine implement for any executive totty magnet....our moto "No muff too tuff" My god ditchman, you were wasted in engineering, advertising was your calling , even i want to buy one of these priests now😆. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewh100 Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 On 06/10/2018 at 13:49, Seadog1408 said: There are a few shops in Brighton that's got them on the shelf already!! would theses be sex shops by any chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, mel b3 said: My god ditchman, you were wasted in engineering, advertising was your calling , even i want to buy one of these priests now😆. this is what happens when nutters are let loose unsupervised on the internet.............i shall now crawl back into my cave....... PS ....i could do a slot on QVC (shopping channel) or Ideal world............. Edited October 9, 2018 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 40 minutes ago, ditchman said: this is what happens when nutters are let loose unsupervised on the internet.............i shall now crawl back into my cave....... PS ....i could do a slot on QVC (shopping channel) or Ideal world............. Ahh who defines nutters you could be the only sane one on here 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Old farrier said: Ahh who defines nutters you could be the only sane one on here 😂😂 After a quickly organised straw poll , 95.8% of the pigeons watch members, have confirmed that ditchman is indeed ,a nutter 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 He is NOT alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 And I’ve just received my Priest! I have to say the black plastic package got the family talking before I arrived home and no one guessed it correctly! 😂 Mel thanks again, brilliant quality. David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 On 08/10/2018 at 22:23, ditchman said: MEL b3 (member of the worshipful company of safe crackers) TESTIMONIALS: Big Jack (slammer jack) says..."lot of cosh for little dosh" Introducing our new executive model for the discerning gentleman "a multi purpose tool for the professional blagger and man about town.....a fine 9" cosh bound in the finest Peruvian virgin lama leather......gold leaf graduations in imperial inches ...embossed there upon" A fine implement for any executive totty magnet....our moto "No muff too tuff" Darn it Ditchy, that's coffee all over the screen and my diary the desk is awash, will you disist...just check to see if I am logged on before doing that again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Fisheruk said: And I’ve just received my Priest! I have to say the black plastic package got the family talking before I arrived home and no one guessed it correctly! 😂 Mel thanks again, brilliant quality. David I reckon that your postman must have felt the weight and girth , and thought , this one comes with the batteries already fitted 😆. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph5172 Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 I recon you should call it the bonker mels big hard bonker with its extra weight makes bonking easy especially if you have a few that need doing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 hour ago, ph5172 said: I recon you should call it the bonker mels big hard bonker with its extra weight makes bonking easy especially if you have a few that need doing! You've been watching haven't you 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 12/10/2018 at 04:38, mel b3 said: I reckon that your postman must have felt the weight and girth , and thought , this one comes with the batteries already fitted 😆. And our Postie is a very nice young lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexBee Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 Dog's ******** came to mind ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) they used to be called Black Jacks or Soothers ,Slippy Joes , designed for belting people behind the ear ! I don't think plod would be impressed . Edited October 15, 2018 by derbyduck dim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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