ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, kenholland said: I think we need crowd funding , I will have a word with boris , failing that I will give trump a bell , once this is sorted , I will order some plastic turf , this man has gone through enough. i will prevail.............im finding it difficult....i must just hang on until my new arms supplier comes thro with the goods......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjaferret Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 51 minutes ago, fandango said: Have figured out yet if it’s a male or female mole ???? easy way to tell is:- if the moles hills go in a straight line,,, it’s a male ..... if there all over the place it’s a female bit like a bloke going to shop in the supermarket and a woman shopping in the supermarket 😁😁👍 Other way round mate. Female straight line ,looking for food. Male all over the place looking for the female's tunnels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fandango Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, ninjaferret said: Other way round mate. Female straight line ,looking for food. Male all over the place looking for the female's tunnels. 👍👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Well Ditchy, you asked on page 16 " who's laughing now " ? I reckon most of PW and the mole. Have you considered a book or a film even ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, 30-6 said: Well Ditchy, you asked on page 16 " who's laughing now " ? I reckon most of PW and the mole. Have you considered a book or a film even ? what on earth would i call the book or the film.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: what on earth would i call the book or the film.. Don't ask that question or this could run to another 50 pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Walker570 said: Don't ask that question or this could run to another 50 pages "A mole too far "......(ww2 histricle) "A mole for all seasons" (Historical) the Vatican have produced a film called ................"holy moly......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Didn't you name it Clive ? Something simple like " Me and Clive ", or " The Tunneling Tormentor " or " My Nightmare Lodger ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, 30-6 said: Didn't you name it Clive ? Something simple like " Me and Clive ", or " The Tunneling Tormentor " or " My Nightmare Lodger ". what catogory would that go in at the Cannes film festival ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Do they do a true life category ? Just thought who could help you, Charlie Dimmock, she doesn't like moles. She's the one you need, have you seen her push a wheelbarrow ? Or where's that large sized girl you go on about ? Where's she when you need her ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 You could sell it as a franchise to autumn watch or have your own pay per view channel. Get the bookies in on it to place bets on the biggest hill or total number, what hour the first one appears in. T shirts, signed mole pics (paw prints perhaps?) Sponsor a mole. Think of the money..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 The great escape from cantley castle starring ditch mc queen 36 minutes ago, Walker570 said: Don't ask that question or this could run to another 50 pages To late although I’m beginning to think he’s got gophers 🤭🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 I feel so sorry for ditchman I cant read anymore of this. I am going to get on repairing my mole plough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 The mole games- mocking ditchman part 1 See no mole hear no mole 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 I have visions of him retreating to his shed, A-team music blaring and knocking up some medieval device to dispatch the mole in true ditchy fashion. Maybe one of those massive crossbows or something. On a serious (ish) note,I'm surprised those poontang traps haven't arrived yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, GingerCat said: I have visions of him retreating to his shed, A-team music blaring and knocking up some medieval device to dispatch the mole in true ditchy fashion. Maybe one of those massive crossbows or something. On a serious (ish) note,I'm surprised those poontang traps haven't arrived yet. Amazon contacted me and said the delivery date is now 27th june...................bahhhhh...........have already paid for them could have got them from elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Have they been dispatched? If not cancel and go elswhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Old farrier said: The great escape from cantley castle starring ditch mc queen To late although I’m beginning to think he’s got gophers 🤭🙄 Which part of his body ? Can be painful. 1 hour ago, ditchman said: what catogory would that go in at the Cannes film festival ? Hadn't there used to be an 'underground' categpry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 what about "Darth Mole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: what about "Darth Mole" "THE FARCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: "THE FARCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE" Episode V The Ditchman Strikes Back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: Episode V The Ditchman Strikes Back Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 "may the farce be with you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 1 minute ago, ditchman said: "may the farce be with you..." I am sure the Blighter will be in the bag before the end of the weekend Ditchy. Did the trap arrive from Walker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: I am sure the Blighter will be in the bag before the end of the weekend Ditchy. Did the trap arrive from Walker? no not yet............when it does i will set it in one of the deep runs..(about 8" down)....there are fewer surface runs now but bigger mole hills....i have been advised there may be as many as 5 moles ........... i have recieved a PM from one of our boys who is a professional at this game...offering to sort my problem out....which i think was a very kind offer cause the folk on here are like that.....i declined in this instance...as me and this wretched mole thing is now personal and i am determined to sort it out myself.... so as soon as we get the kit to do the job the better...as this thread is starting to wear me down as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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