ditchman Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 much prefer to see politicians hanging on a gate like that tho..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge911 Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 Sorry to ask 😈😈 but have you caught any yet ditchy ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, hodge911 said: Sorry to ask 😈😈 but have you caught any yet ditchy ?? Pay attention at the back............read the posts ...i have caught the mole known as Asda Bin-liner...that terrozed my lawn...and i have exziberted the result inpicture format.. it was caught using the trap sent to me by Walker the Stalker.....(aka squizzer wizzer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 We are still waiting for you to model the pelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, amateur said: We are still waiting for you to model the pelt the trouble is ....everytime i put it on it shrinks for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 hour ago, ditchman said: the trouble is ....everytime i put it on it shrinks for some reason Shrinkage in old age is a well known phenomenon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, amateur said: Shrinkage in old age is a well known phenomenon wrong way round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted July 3, 2020 Report Share Posted July 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, ditchman said: wrong way round Whichever way round is comfortable for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 over 16,000 views for a wretched mole..........summat not right here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 31 minutes ago, ditchman said: over 16,000 views for a wretched mole..........summat not right here.. 16,001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenholland Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 38 minutes ago, ditchman said: over 16,000 views for a wretched mole..........summat not right here.. yes, but think of all the education we have all learnt from this you should be proud of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 THIS IS BEING RESURRECTED FOR SAMBOY Best of luck mate............read and weep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted June 5, 2021 Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 I feel his pain, yesterday I returned home to 6 huge mole hills in the space of about 8 square feet. I dutifully set some traps. Less than an hour later I saw the ground moving and a new hill forming. I snuck outside with a suitable implement to smash it. This didn't work, the mole simply cleared off untouched. The wife suitably amused I made dinner. He's not come back today but he will. I have at least 2 ninja moles in the garden, seemingly immune to being trapped and am considering biting the bullet and calling the mole man to sort it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2021 go on.................do it yourself.................imajine the pride... we love a good story as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 6 moles down, 1 left I think. Damn things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 6 hours ago, GingerCat said: 6 moles down, 1 left I think. Damn things. Send it to Norfolk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Send it to Norfolk! More specifically Cantlie by chance? 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, dead eye alan said: More specifically Cantlie by chance? 😎 Possibly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 5 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Send it to Norfolk! you can send it to yourself ....where the sun dont shine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, ditchman said: you can send it to yourself ....where the sun dont shine Another one of yours and Mel's sexual fantasy's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 (edited) 50 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Another one of yours and Mel's sexual fantasy's? you are the one imagining/hoping the mole has been rubbed down with ginger first takes "feaguing" to a whole new level that does Edited June 19, 2021 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Another one of yours and Mel's sexual fantasy's? Nope . You came up with the gingery mole butt plug all by yourself David 😅. You need to have a very stern word with yourself 😅😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Nope . You came up with the gingery mole butt plug all by yourself David 😅. You need to have a very stern word with yourself 😅😅😅 I shall take myself firmly in hand later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 19 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I shall take myself firmly in hand later! dont waste a good hand ....use the tweezers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 7 hours ago, ditchman said: dont waste a good hand ....use the tweezers Harsh ....... but true 😅😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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