ditchman Posted June 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 just been out to check.........the wretched thing is gently pushing up more dirt into a branch of the bloody hymalayas............cantb even be bothered to get the shove/spade and weild it like a demented samuari warrior.......................... Puntanges on wednesday............... did some more on the shooting table.to keep my mind off the damn thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornfree Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 once a mole has sprung a trap you will never catch it. i would admit defeat and concrete over that lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 (edited) 58 minutes ago, bornfree said: once a mole has sprung a trap you will never catch it. i would admit defeat and concrete over that lawn. i have thought of that,.......... mind you come wednesday/ thursday................i shall have some pictures of death for you.............i will keeeeel that many moles i will be able to sew up a pair of moleskin underpants...........and i shall walk round cantley with my siler topped cane and show em orf........and everyone will know "im da man" Edited June 15, 2020 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 Can't believe a man who rebuilt a land rover in his shed can't catch a teeny tiny mole. My 3 year old daughter set the last trap and caught a mole. No joke, she really put it in the hole and it caught one, followed by cries of "we got that naughty mole daddy" as she clapped her hands in glee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, GingerCat said: Can't believe a man who rebuilt a land rover in his shed can't catch a teeny tiny mole. My 3 year old daughter set the last trap and caught a mole. No joke, she really put it in the hole and it caught one, followed by cries of "we got that naughty mole daddy" as she clapped her hands in glee. if that was supposed to make me feel better................... it didnt work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 10 hours ago, GingerCat said: Can't believe a man who rebuilt a land rover in his shed can't catch a teeny tiny mole. My 3 year old daughter set the last trap and caught a mole. No joke, she really put it in the hole and it caught one, followed by cries of "we got that naughty mole daddy" as she clapped her hands in glee. Is she available for a short holiday in Norfolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 another mole hill this morning..............hope wednesday delivery of the puntanges isnt going to be too late......just waiting for the house to subside into a void........ depression is setting in.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Normally I would be rooting for the moles, but in this epic saga I’ve grown a soft spot for the underdog... go Ditchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 13 hours ago, ditchman said: i have thought of that,.......... mind you come wednesday/ thursday................i shall have some pictures of death for you.............i will keeeeel that many moles i will be able to sew up a pair of moleskin underpants...........and i shall walk round cantley with my siler topped cane and show em orf........and everyone will know "im da man" The moleskin underpants thread is going to be epic 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, Old farrier said: The moleskin underpants thread is going to be epic 😂😂😂 I think it will become the moleskin version of the Emperors new clothes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 im continuing with the shooting table..................its made from stuff i have hangin about.. it is a "Romano-saxon ..Neo-classical Georgian ...mock -Tudor design"..........made from the finest Hoochy-Coochy wood...(bits off Brian's chicken house next door , when he moved) delicate 14th cent spot welds Southerbys have been intouch with me and asked for it to head their specialist sale in Monaco... trying to take my mind off moles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, Old farrier said: The moleskin underpants thread is going to be epic 😂😂😂 Depending how well endowed he is, surly a couple of mole skins will only be enough for a willy warmer? I resisted the temptation to put up an image of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 33 minutes ago, old'un said: Depending how well endowed he is, surly a couple of mole skins will only be enough for a willy warmer? I resisted the temptation to put up an image of one. i feel a "BANN" coming on..................................so im off to do shoppin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 41 minutes ago, old'un said: Depending how well endowed he is, surly a couple of mole skins will only be enough for a willy warmer? I resisted the temptation to put up an image of one. Not being experienced in these things would it be fur inside or out 🤔 where is Mel when you need him 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 15 minutes ago, Old farrier said: Not being experienced in these things would it be fur inside or out 🤔 where is Mel when you need him 😂 I would imagine fur on the inside would feel quite nice, think the other way round might be a bit sweaty and could possibly cause a nappy rash, of cause a good shake of Johnson's baby powder would help eliminate this to some degree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 27 minutes ago, old'un said: I would imagine fur on the inside would feel quite nice, think the other way round might be a bit sweaty and could possibly cause a nappy rash, of cause a good shake of Johnson's baby powder would help eliminate this to some degree. Fur on the inside tickles ......eeeerrr so my mate told me 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 May have to ammend the thread title to Moles OOOOOOOOH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Fur on the inside tickles ......eeeerrr so my mate told me 😳 That’s only if it’s a poor fitting willy warmer, I am sure Lin could measure him up for the perfect fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Please, I am having my lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 What you having…sausage sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Meat balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Well with that new shooting bench, a plastic tub, the sweeping up of aluminum off the lathe and some nitrogen fertiliser from the garden and a rifle you've got your own blue Peter tannerite to blow the blighter up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 39 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Meat balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Benthejockey said: Well with that new shooting bench, a plastic tub, the sweeping up of aluminum off the lathe and some nitrogen fertiliser from the garden and a rifle you've got your own blue Peter tannerite to blow the blighter up. I should be able to hear the whump from Peterborough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Meat balls! I bet there the dogs do das 😂😂😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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