ditchman Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 This is a very dangerous thread........everytime i view iti get hunger pangs...today im pleasantly slaughtered..ive done my washing (bed linen and smalls)...didnt have time fora posh meal so i wipped up this ......... watched the lady opposite this morningput upher xmas lights........she has wonderous frontal pertruberances...and jiggle nicley in the norn day sun...watched a bit of PM question time with Rasheed Sanook......mostly 'cause i heard that angela rayner had a £5600 quid boob job....which i think was un-nessasary...as she is dirty enuff already.... anyway i digress ..(it must be the copious ammounts of alchohol i have quiffed below ............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Ham, egg and chips. Reminds me of one of my drivers. We were having lunch when his meal, he'd ordered, of gammon and chips arrived. He wasn't happy. "That's not gammon that's ham!" To which the waitress said that it was gammon. He repeated that it wasn't. So she then asked "Well then what's the difference then?" To which he replied to the amusement of all in earshot, this, "Well for a start it's not spelled the same is it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Yet again a temporarily drunken Ditchman gets his perversions out in public! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 im alright now...........i went for a little lay down...............cant believe i wrote that carp sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 7 minutes ago, ditchman said: im alright now...........i went for a little lay down...............cant believe i wrote that carp sorry Well it brightened my day 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣 A big thanks from me 😄😄😄 And,,,, I think I'll have ham eggs (duck) and chips tonight after reading this 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 37 minutes ago, ditchman said: im alright now...........i went for a little lay down...............cant believe i wrote that carp sorry You amusing prawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobbyathome Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 nothing to be sorry for simon apart from not inviting me to help you eat it 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Heh!! That is one of my favorite meals. Nothing to moan about ther boi. Heh!! had a cracking two days in your woods last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, Walker570 said: Heh!! That is one of my favorite meals. Nothing to moan about ther boi. Heh!! had a cracking two days in your woods last week. wot woods ?...........where strumpshaw ...burlingham ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 30 minutes ago, ditchman said: wot woods ?...........where strumpshaw ...burlingham ? What woods? Your NECK of the WOODS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Burlingham first day then next door centred on the Fur & Feather pub and brewery. Brought a gallon of their Porter back and it is a very nice drink. It was almost Ditchies neck of the woods before he moved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 11 minutes ago, Walker570 said: Burlingham first day then next door centred on the Fur & Feather pub and brewery. Brought a gallon of their Porter back and it is a very nice drink. It was almost Ditchies neck of the woods before he moved. beentothe fur&feather many times...........next door there was a naughty gun shop owner.....the jobbing smith Frank looked after my sxs's for more than 40 years....i first met him when i bought a gun off him at Darlows....(in their old shop)...with a white stag ontop...in norwich Frankis dead now....had an awful traffic accident a lorry wiped him out...as he was going home from work...shame shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Nothing wrong wi ‘an eg’n chips Got to be good quality chips Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, Agriv8 said: Nothing wrong wi ‘an eg’n chips Got to be good quality chips Agriv8 you are so right....homemade proper chips are by far the best...............but they are such a PIA to make heat the bloody oil pan up ...drain them....the whole kitchen gets a mist of steamy oil all over it....i have no extractor hood......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratlegs Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Tin of Lidl beans cold put into sandwiches favourite go to food On a beating day ring-pull tin of beans two slices of bread and a spoon plus if you don't open them good for another day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ratlegs said: Tin of Lidl beans cold put into sandwiches favourite go to food On a beating day ring-pull tin of beans two slices of bread and a spoon plus if you don't open them good for another day each to their own I suppose, but .......🤮🤮🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Ratlegs said: Tin of Lidl beans cold put into sandwiches favourite go to food On a beating day ring-pull tin of beans two slices of bread and a spoon plus if you don't open them good for another day You have time to eat on a beating day. Terrible, that keeper should have you all out there blanking in. Times change don't they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob85 Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 46 minutes ago, Ratlegs said: Tin of Lidl beans cold put into sandwiches favourite go to food On a beating day ring-pull tin of beans two slices of bread and a spoon plus if you don't open them good for another day I actually do that with toast, straight out of the tin, into a slice of toast, fold over and get wired into it. Nice hot cuppa with it...lovely quick lunch/breakfast/wrong side of payday dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewh100 Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 looks very nice Simon maybe a few pickled onions tho 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratlegs Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 On 01/12/2022 at 12:04, Walker570 said: You have time to eat on a beating day. Terrible, that keeper should have you all out there blanking in. Times change don't they. That's why I take the beans if we don't eat got something for another day nothing wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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