ditchman Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 No la-di-da food today....back to a nice english dish.....dont have this food often....but today i needed something to hit the spot.....(im not suffering yet)..........this is english rocket fuel.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 18 minutes ago, ditchman said: No la-di-da food today....back to a nice english dish.....dont have this food often....but today i needed something to hit the spot.....(im not suffering yet)..........this is english rocket fuel.. 2 eggs and black pudding for real men ditchy, cardiac team on speed dial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westward Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 I can hear your arteries hardening from here in Gloucestershire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, old man said: 2 eggs and black pudding for real men ditchy, cardiac team on speed dial? i would kill for proper black pudding...all the stuff now is tastless muck.........think the EU banned real black pudding.....they were frightened that it would change the european nancy boys into real men,,, 1 minute ago, Westward said: I can hear your arteries hardening from here in Gloucestershire. i have pressure gauges on my arteries.......and they are running high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitebridges Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Good job Ditch but where is the Colmans mustard and the bangers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 18 minutes ago, Whitebridges said: Good job Ditch but where is the Colmans mustard and the bangers? plate wasnt big enough.....im on potion control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 22 minutes ago, ditchman said: plate wasnt big enough.....im on potion control If you are watching your intake on food that don't agree with dietry complaints then I wander what was on the plate before you had to go on a ( heathly diet ) , look like you are a truck driver and just called in a service station to be refulled , mind you it do look nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Well us Jockenese would have black pudding and haggis and tattie scones and square sausage with that, a real mans meal, not that nancy pancy, southern softie you have dished up. 💪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 8 minutes ago, billytheghillie said: Well us Jockenese would have black pudding and haggis and tattie scones and square sausage with that, a real mans meal, not that nancy pancy, southern softie you have dished up. 💪 well now we know...........eating that sort of thing up there has changed the shape of your jaw....thats why you lot speak funny........ thats why they say ..."be careful what you eat ...".........................i ask you ....square sausage...HHhahhhahhhahhaaaa..........is that because you havnt learnt the art of cooking a round sausage...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 minute ago, ditchman said: well now we know...........eating that sort of thing up there has changed the shape of your jaw....thats why you lot speak funny........ thats why they say ..."be careful what you eat ...".........................i ask you ....square sausage...HHhahhhahhhahhaaaa..........is that because you havnt learnt the art of cooking a round sausage...... Na, think about it, if you have a square sausage on a piece you can put a fried egg on it, if its round sausage it just rolls off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 That plate will give any artery or blood sugar a run for it's money. Looks delicious, especially the fried bread. You certainly appear to have good culinary skills ditchy, it can be a hard thing not to fowl up frying something that may appear as simple as making fried bread. Fat not hot enough, soggy and claggy, fat too hot, cremated and bitter. That is it now, I won't be satisfied until I have had a fry up and I used to love HP sauce, can't have even the smallest amount any more as it burns like an inferno inside me. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lister1 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, ditchman said: i would kill for proper black pudding...all the stuff now is tastless muck.........think the EU banned real black pudding.....they were frightened that it would change the european nancy boys into real men,,, i have pressure gauges on my arteries.......and they are running high Try Fruitpig Butchery black pudding. They still use fresh blood not dried like lost of what you get now days. https://www.fruitpig.co.uk/black-puddings They have stockist out Norfolk way also. Edited December 29, 2022 by lister1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 10 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: That plate will give any artery or blood sugar a run for it's money. Looks delicious, especially the fried bread. You certainly appear to have good culinary skills ditchy, it can be a hard thing not to fowl up frying something that may appear as simple as making fried bread. Fat not hot enough, soggy and claggy, fat too hot, cremated and bitter. That is it now, I won't be satisfied until I have had a fry up and I used to love HP sauce, can't have even the smallest amount any more as it burns like an inferno inside me. 👍 frying bread is an art...1st i cut the crust off...then i fry it in the bacon fat....so it is crisp on the outside and just a little bit soft in the middle....... thats the way i like it ...but everyone is different.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 55 minutes ago, lister1 said: Try Fruitpig Butchery black pudding. They still use fresh blood not dried like lost of what you get now days. https://www.fruitpig.co.uk/black-puddings They have stockist out Norfolk way also. just had a look at their site................might give them a go ................cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 12 hours ago, ditchman said: frying bread is an art...1st i cut the crust off...then i fry it in the bacon fat....so it is crisp on the outside and just a little bit soft in the middle....... thats the way i like it ...but everyone is different.. Cheers for the tip. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameking Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 On a similar vein, after a morning on the roe ( sadly unsuccessful or I would have had liver and kidney too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 It would appear that you have omitted the bacon fat, my favourite part of bacon. That said, it still looks very tasty and I take my hat off to you, certainly looks like you can fry a very good egg and tomatoe and for many not an easy thing to do. Good breakfast skills for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 11 hours ago, Gameking said: On a similar vein, after a morning on the roe ( sadly unsuccessful or I would have had liver and kidney too) another proper breakfast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandalf Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Signs saying 'All day breakfast' are like a magnet to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmm243 Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Place local to my work does these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, gmm243 said: Place local to my work does these. "ooohhh jeeesus H chrust.................im in luuuvve,,,".....ive worked in Ireland and eaten that stuff.....trouble was if i ate that i wouldnt want to do anything else until tea time if you put all of that and some tinned tomatoes into a large bread bap.....that would be a Geordie Stotty........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmm243 Posted January 1, 2023 Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 5 hours ago, ditchman said: "ooohhh jeeesus H chrust.................im in luuuvve,,,".....ive worked in Ireland and eaten that stuff.....trouble was if i ate that i wouldnt want to do anything else until tea time if you put all of that and some tinned tomatoes into a large bread bap.....that would be a Geordie Stotty........... The last time I had one it was about 10am,could hardly stay awake the rest of the day and only ate again the next morning. Very tasty but not very good for you,think there is some black pudding hiding in there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2023 Just been looking at these wonderful pics.......................Europe takes the micky out of our eating habits........may well do ....eating breakfasts like that won world wars nothing like a full english in various forms...........they are a work of art....they give your mouth and orgasm.........all washed down with a bucket of irish tea or milky coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandalf Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 Does that Irish tea have a drop of the fiery bog water in it too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Grandalf said: Does that Irish tea have a drop of the fiery bog water in it too? nooo too early in the morning for that......Irish tea....that strong you can stand the spoon up in it....3 spoon fuls of sugar,,,and the top of the gold top milk in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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