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2 hours ago, Dougy said:

I have been thinking the last ew weeks.  Now I've retired and due to the weather nor too good, I'm sure I could do a better job than her. And I've got a it of background on accounts management. 

But unlike her I think I'd be able to hear millions of the population screaming 

"GET OUT YOUR USELESS" !!! 

Well if you're going for her Job , then I'm going for starmers.   I might be a binman , but the way he's behaving , I reckon I know more about business than he does , with the added bonus that I know the difference between right and wrong , and I couldn't be bought with a few new suits,  and a pair of glasses.

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57 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

Well if you're going for her Job , then I'm going for starmers.   I might be a binman , but the way he's behaving , I reckon I know more about business than he does , with the added bonus that I know the difference between right and wrong , and I couldn't be bought with a few new suits,  and a pair of glasses.

Sorry you are over qualified. As is Dougy

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1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

Well if you're going for her Job , then I'm going for starmers.   I might be a binman , but the way he's behaving , I reckon I know more about business than he does , with the added bonus that I know the difference between right and wrong , and I couldn't be bought with a few new suits,  and a pair of glasses.

You have a bloody good start, you will know exactly where to chuck the lot of them. :good:

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And they are borrowing to carry out the mess we are in giving millions in ^aid* to countries around the world that does not spend on improvements for the populace but on arms space programmes and making goods we could make inhouse to safeguard us but no we destroy here in a race for net zero and bankruptcy of our industries and import what we should make It seems strange that no business leaders went to China with Rachell has she sold us down the river? We need someone in charge who knows what they are doing

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10 minutes ago, armsid said:

And they are borrowing to carry out the mess we are in giving millions in ^aid* to countries around the world that does not spend on improvements for the populace but on arms space programmes and making goods we could make inhouse to safeguard us but no we destroy here in a race for net zero and bankruptcy of our industries and import what we should make It seems strange that no business leaders went to China with Rachell has she sold us down the river? We need someone in charge who knows what they are doing

But,,,, they do know what they're doing ! To coin a phrase,,,, "It's going to get worse before it gets better". The problem being, is that the better is a long long way off !

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1 minute ago, armsid said:

JKD correct but what if it does not get better Ifear for the future if she comes after our private pensions to fill the hole she has created with her incompetence as it has been hinted the Old Age pension could be means tested 

I personally think they're making it up as they go along 🤔 'Solve' one problem, create more, etc etc 🤬

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2 hours ago, mel b3 said:

Well if you're going for her Job , then I'm going for starmers.   I might be a binman , but the way he's behaving , I reckon I know more about business than he does , with the added bonus that I know the difference between right and wrong , and I couldn't be bought with a few new suits,  and a pair of glasses.

Mel if you collected the bins you have already done more god than that numpty.

what foke forget is that for every waste is space at top there has to be those at the bottom doing the work.

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40 minutes ago, armsid said:

JKD correct but what if it does not get better Ifear for the future if she comes after our private pensions to fill the hole she has created with her incompetence as it has been hinted the Old Age pension could be means tested 

They're just robbing Peter to pay paul , when paul really should be earning his own money.

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3 minutes ago, Agriv8 said:

Mel if you collected the bins you have already done more god than that numpty.

what foke forget is that for every waste is space at top there has to be those at the bottom doing the work.

agriv8

From what I've seen in my life , this is an ever growing problem . We seem to be getting more and more at the top( that produce nothing ) , and less and less at the bottom (that produce everything that we need).

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13 minutes ago, amateur said:

Would a new Mercedes for you and Lin do the trick?

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄.

Most folks on here won't understand that joke 😁.

To be honest , my integrity is of greater value to me than a brace of Mercedes.

Ask me when I'm hungry , I'd sell my granny for a steak and kidney pie 😁.

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20 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄.

Most folks on here won't understand that joke 😁.

To be honest , my integrity is of greater value to me than a brace of Mercedes.

Ask me when I'm hungry , I'd sell my granny for a steak and kidney pie 😁.

You're very lucky she manages to get back home each time you do that.     :good:

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3 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

People used to sell homing pigeons to unsuspecting idiots, they then went home and got sold again. :cool1:

You've just given me a brilliant idea dave.

Does anyone want to buy a highly skilled leather worker and sewing machinist?.

She can't cook , she won't clean , and her attitude is xxxxxxx awful , but she'll happily repair any rips and tears in your shooting coat.

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Just now, mel b3 said:

You've just given me a brilliant idea dave.

Does anyone want to buy a highly skilled leather worker and sewing machinist?.

She can't cook , she won't clean , and her attitude is xxxxxxx awful , but she'll happily repair any rips and tears in your shooting coat.

And then LEAVE for home.  Can I have 10% please?

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28 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

And then LEAVE for home.  Can I have 10% please?

I'm very sorry , but no returns on this item 😁

24 minutes ago, ditchman said:

wouldnt surprise me if the chancelloress introduces a fanny tax....i wonder how that would work.?

Too late mate. Every married bloke I know is already paying that one 😁

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How about a tax on our politicians for every broken promise and none delivered initiative .

Rachel from accounts would de working for free for at least the next three years  and I will put money on you would not see her for dust 

as for a fanny tax what’s one of them ? ( being married for 20 years ) I recall seeing one quite regularly right up to the point of eating some wedding cake ! 😜

 

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