poontang Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Tarka Dahl plus a couple of pints of Bass or Directors Is that like Tikka?.........................................but a little 'otter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) Oh I ordered a curry on Saturday and it was something I'd never eaten (I thought I'd try something I've not ever tried...) I swear on my life that my girlfriend (Who I was seeing for the weekend, as she goes to university in Nottingham) refused to let me get my leg over for the remaining time that we were together for the weekend, because my parps stank so much. Even I felt like retching! Edited October 7, 2009 by harfordwmj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rimfire4969 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Anything we have on a boys night out, lots or Betty Stoggs or Cornish Knocker followed by a large curry with plenty of Kingfisher to wash it down. I can wake the wife not just the noise but the smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 actually had one of the boys i work with spewing of the scaffolding lol it does tend to bring the child out in you, i was crying with laughter at the lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Anything we have on a boys night out, lots or Betty Stoggs or Cornish Knocker followed by a large curry with plenty of Kingfisher to wash it down. I can wake the wife not just the noise but the smell I can vouch for the stench.... Cornish knocker is a breed apart.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 As old and grumpy as I get, I never cease to laugh at farts. I have a theory that when a bloke stops being amused by farting, he's tired of life It's been a while since I've done this, but...... A lunch time session on something like Directors or Marston's Pedigree, with a few pickled eggs to stave off the hunger pangs. Carry on the motion until you dine on onion baji, chicken jalfreizi etc etc in the early evening. Back to the ale, and a few pork scratchings until you feel peckish in the early hours and acquire a kebab compass with which to navigate home (large donner, loads of chilli sauce). Perhaps feeling a little under the weather in the morning, partake of a full English (including black pudding, kidneys and kippers) as a pick-me-up. By mid morning you are guaranteed to peel paint and make stray dogs vomit within 15 paces. I find the quality of flatulence on such a training regime, is such that if you let rip on a sofa or car seat, you get a sufficient reminder to induce retching whenever you sit there, for several days afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spider72 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Real ale and pork scratchings Once in a hotel in Germany after a night on the local dark beer and a good steak I actually managed to wake myself and maybe the neighbours up in the middle of the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonySmith Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Brussell Sprouts in Garlic Sauce, washed down with a Guiness, gets me to the front of any crowded bar...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 anything and everything seems to work for me,get called sulphur ****, and have made 4 people sick on boat trip on one occasion,they wernt wernt amused at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Once in a hotel in Germany after a night on the local dark beer and a good steak I actually managed to wake myself and maybe the neighbours up in the middle of the night :blink: After two nights in Munich on the dunkelbrau, wurst and saurkraut diet, an al fresco emission of mine caused an experienced Bavarian waiter to take evasive action. Brilliant. In Blighty, I find that, whilst nothing quite beats a roast dinner with lots of mashed celariac for sheer volume, a lengthy weekend session of real ale followed by the inevitable curry guarantees pungent office-clearers for at least a couple of days. And there is nothing funnier than farting. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 http://www.break.com/index/smell-my-finger.html :blink: any comments on the linky ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Home made pea (and ham) soup and a couple of bottles of Guiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Pickled eggs in garlic :blink: There a competition winner over boiled coli and brussels, brocli, cabbage, faggots and mushy peas well anything really, there's something really good about a stinky bottom burp that makes you feel like a real man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Sarakun Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 any comments on the linky ? :blink: Yes, for a minute there I thought the duurty girl, was going to lick her finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 she's nasty.... did you see her checkin under her finger nails for the scratchin's ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George1990 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Mmm she's hot Pork get's my trousers trumpeting. And beef. And lamb actually. So good when you get a smell outside, even in a breeze. Feels like such an acievement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 At school camp we used to reckon on Pontefract Cakes and Refeshers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Nachos for room clearance and porridge for pant rippers for me. Theres nothing funnier than a well timed ****. Preferably during a really serious or tense moment Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Doh! Forgot the all time annual favourite now fast approaching! Cold turkey, chips, silverskin onions (aka **** pills), HP sauce and CHESTNUT STUFFING. Stilton to follow just adds a certain something........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 ANY food + beer, especially kebabs..and bombay mix........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Theres nothing funnier than a well timed ****. Preferably during a really serious or tense moment Years ago I took my girlfriend to see "Four Weddings" (I know, the things we will do to get some lovin' ) at the cinema. There is a bit where some guy dies which got all the ladies sniffing, and it was just at the height of this moment when some bloke at the back let loose an absolute monster of a honk. I have no idea what he had been eating, but every man in that movie theatre burst out laughing, much to the irritation of their sobbing girlfriends. Happy days. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klunk Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Spend an entire evening on gone past it's best flat southern beer (Brakspears works wonderfully for this), and/or Newcastle Brown, with pickled egg chasers, then spend the next day shopping for clothes with the missus. Hilarity ensues round the changing cubicles, ohyez! Also has the added bonus of not getting 'invited' along on subsequent shopping trips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAULT Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 if any of you been in the cosy corner in ostend i have the dubious honour of emptying the place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Years ago I took my girlfriend to see "Four Weddings" (I know, the things we will do to get some lovin' ) at the cinema. There is a bit where some guy dies which got all the ladies sniffing, and it was just at the height of this moment when some bloke at the back let loose an absolute monster of a honk. I have no idea what he had been eating, but every man in that movie theatre burst out laughing, much to the irritation of their sobbing girlfriends. Happy days. ZB Reminds me of when I was watching Kramer v Kramer in a tiny cinema. At the emotional twist at the end my mate said loudly to me " You,ve got dog **** on your shoes" which I indeed did,alot of it. The people in surrounding seats looked round and missed the crucial bit. One of my proudest moments even though the smell was not home grown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Be thankful for small mercies...on here we only have to put up with READING pavmans hot air! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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