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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a horrible ****... me." Brick Top again ???

 

Also :

 

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

Neo: What truth?

Spoon boy: There is no spoon.

Neo: There is no spoon?

Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself

 

from The Matrix.

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I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

Dirty Harry

 

 

 

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Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the ******. That's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

[walks out of the room]

The Mayor: He's got a point.

 

 

Beretta

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"Tyrones done a rally driving course, aint ya Tyrone?"

"Course I have!"

 

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the **** could he get away from?"

 

"I ******* hate ******"... ... ... "Oh you ******, THIS, will get messy"

 

All from snatch, what a great film!

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I have two favourites

 

1/ from Apocolypse Now, " Smell that boy? That's Napalm! I Love the smell of napalm in the morning"!

 

2, It's just got to be the Italian Job, "Your only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off"!

 

There are so many great ones, my favourites fluctuate.................Sorry!

 

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Bunch of slack jawed faggots round here. This stuff will make you a god damn sexual tyranosaurus, just like me

 

 

Predator

i was gonna say the same, instead i'll say "i aint got time to bleed" or "get to the choppa, nooow!!!" or "theres summin out there duch, we're all gonna die" or "if it bleeds, we can kill it" :lol:

 

both Predator

 

another one...

 

Owner of flat: "hey pal, you got a dead cat in there?"

Terminator: "**** you ***hole"

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brick top... he has some class lines in snatch....

 

"I dont care if you **** off to Tibet. I'll have nutters from Parkhurst, dressed as Yetti's with meatcleavers, to climb up Everest and cut your ******* tarty legs off "

 

 

 

any line from the big labowski...

 

dude: "you brought a parmaranian bowling?"

walter: "didnt bring it bowling dude, never rented it shoes, didnt buy it a beer.... never brought it bowling..."

 

i dont roll on the shabbas......

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