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Chances are,it was a newbie Police officer trying to prove his worth,but i bet this will bite him on the bum! :good:

 

 

pasted from web.........The Daily Mail says the policeman involved was PC Stuart Gray, nicknamed 'PC Shiny Buttons' for his zealous approach to the job.

 

Last year, he issued a £50 fixed penalty for littering to a man who accidentally dropped a £10 note in the street.

 

 

 

You really couldn't make it up :yes:

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You notice, however, that no one is ever "done" for smoking at the wheel - probably more dagerous than using a phone if you drop the fag. :good::yes:

 

Eating sweets or fruit terribly dangerous - having a roll of smoldering leaf shreds perfectly acceptable apparently :lol: :lol:

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There are two breeds of coppers. You get the reasonable ones which take up 95 per cent of the force, then you get the other 5 per cent that let the side down. What a numpty.

 

I like the quote about last year he gave a littering ticket to a guy who dropped a tenner. Why is this guy not emptying the bins in the station? He's obviously no good for anything else!

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You notice, however, that no one is ever "done" for smoking at the wheel - probably more dagerous than using a phone if you drop the fag. :lol::lol:

 

Eating sweets or fruit terribly dagerous - having a roll of smoldering leaf shreds perfectly acceptable apparently ??? ???

 

:lol::P:lol: Years ago, when I used to smoke, I was driving with a cigarette and wound the window down to flick ash out of the window (see warning footnote). I caught the edge of the window and knocked the end off the fag, and it blew back into the car, and hit my seat back. I had leaned forward and the fag end actually dropped down the back of my strides into the crack of my harris :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

 

That made me jump and I frantically tried to get it out. This resulted in me kangarooing up the street for about half a mile. :lol: :lol: :good:

 

Warning footnote : If any H & E obsessed wallflower is going to post a lecture about where my fag ash could have gone (animals/pedestrians/cyclists etc etc etc), I'm not interested, OK. Go and molest the dog :yes:

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There are two breeds of coppers. You get the reasonable ones which take up 95 per cent of the force, then you get the other 5 per cent that let the side down. What a numpty.

 

I like the quote about last year he gave a littering ticket to a guy who dropped a tenner. Why is this guy not emptying the bins in the station? He's obviously no good for anything else!

Not far off but i reckon it's the 99.9% of coppers that give the others a bad name.

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:lol::P:lol: Years ago, when I used to smoke, I was driving with a cigarette and wound the window down to flick ash out of the window (see warning footnote). I caught the edge of the window and knocked the end off the fag, and it blew back into the car, and hit my seat back. I had leaned forward and the fag end actually dropped down the back of my strides into the crack of my harris :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

 

That made me jump and I frantically tried to get it out. This resulted in me kangarooing up the street for about half a mile. :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

 

Warning footnote : If any H & E obsessed wallflower is going to post a lecture about where my fag ash could have gone (animals/pedestrians/cyclists etc etc etc), I'm not interested, OK. Go and molest the dog :blush:

 

:lol: :lol: :D:no:

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I was done for using a hands free earpiece in a traffic Q...and a mate,s son was done for singing to the radio (Straight up ) ..problem go with the flow £60 and 3 points contest it and loose.. 3 points and maybe £1000 ...see the crafty little ******* have us all ways ...Makes you want to fiddle your income tax to make amends :rolleyes:

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