Stamford Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) Within the next 72 hours, Wayne Rooney will be spread right across the tabloids and it has nothing to do with football....... Hence the reason his head was stuck up his **** for the last 3 weeks !! Edited June 29, 2010 by Stamford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Within the next 72 hours, Wayne Rooney will be spread right across the tabloids and it has nothing to do with football....... Hence the reason his head was stuck up his **** for the last 3 weeks !! ok so why will he be all over the tabloids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Posted June 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I cant divulge incase my mate has fed me utter ****, but he's normally quite reliable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST3V3 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 because he was paid off or at least he played that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 send me a pm I wont tell anybody honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 As Terry been at it again B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 are you sure its Rooney not Terry you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 waynes been in touch with one of his old conquests on kirkby industrial estate,ie the old slapper , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Within the next 72 hours, Wayne Rooney will be spread right across the tabloids and it has nothing to do with football....... Oh goody, as if we hadnt had our fill of the fat chav and his mates recently. Unless he has found a cure for cancer or has bred a talking cow, this is the perfect illustration of why I wouldnt wipe my bum on any of the tabloids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 rooney an terry caught doing the local brothels in SA i guess ,the dirty dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Oh goody, as if we hadnt had our fill of the fat chav and his mates recently. Unless he has found a cure for cancer or has bred a talking cow, this is the perfect illustration of why I wouldnt wipe my bum on any of the tabloids. He might have bred WITH a talking cow doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8landy Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Is he going to come out of the closet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleFieldRelics Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I cant divulge incase my mate has fed me utter ****, but he's normally quite reliable Divulge away. If its utter ****, we wont hold it against you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Posted June 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Public forums and all that, better not........... Just in case Rooney is a member on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 does it involve women?? men animals B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 just spit it out, who's bothered anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 i hear he's caught something naughty in a SA brothel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 i bet rob green didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootreview Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 i bet rob green didn't B) :hmm: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) He is due to answer to the boys in blue over some rather nasty allegations so I hear - (EDITED ON ADVICE FROM LEGAL DEPT**************************************************************************** ******************************************) Edited June 29, 2010 by death from below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Does anyone really care about the scouse hobbit? I hear David Blaine is more ****** off losing his record of 42 days in a box doing nothing to Rooney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 rent boy rumours i reckon,at the end of the day,rooney was as good as the rubbish service he was provided with,asweel as been not fully fit and shouldnt have played anyways,the whole of england put their hopes on a one man team supported by chelsea and scouse pensioners and a 3 hopeless goalies,cmon men,its only a game,and they played worse than the other teams in the competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 its not that much of a secret..... gene's reunite has found rooneys long lost grand parents, but they deny being related to him... when asked about their grandson Shrek and Fiona said ................ **** off he aint ours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 IF its anything, it probably relates to this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...glands-bid.html . The rumours are that he has lost the case and its going to cost him a few millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 IF its anything, it probably relates to this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...glands-bid.html . The rumours are that he has lost the case and its going to cost him a few millions. Can't be that seems too sensible. I think he dresses up as Helga the milk maid and when the cows are in the fields he sits on his little milking stool and puts scholes over his knee then spanks him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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