Muggins. Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Phone numbers. Colour of car(s). Make of car(s). Registration of car(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 pm each other a photo Don't forget the masking tape over the eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 How's about meeting at one of yours house and driving together, or is that too sensible or are you worried you might be meeting a potential stalker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super sharp shooter Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Phone numbers. Colour of car(s). Make of car(s). Registration of car(s). very close now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Statistically - look for the biggest person in the room, you won't be far off .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Find the lardiest pieabetic salad dodger. Odds are that'll be your man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Or a short bald get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 I dont have that problem as I kinda stick out like a sore thumb ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bi9johnny Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Arrange to meet in a local public toilet even if its the wrong bloke you might get lucky hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Statistically - look for the biggest person in the room, you won't be far off .. Find the lardiest pieabetic salad dodger. Odds are that'll be your man Or a short bald get. Yes, yes and yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz2202 Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Whilst rubbing your groin call out 'COOOWEEEEE Jaaayson, I'm heeeere' Make sure other hand is limp at the wrist whilst calling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 You could always don a pigeon watch badge each, and you might meet a few more. The car make colour and reg malarkey sounds like dogging watch lol. Or carry a pigeon decoy about hamlet style bount to get noticed. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerettaSV10 Posted November 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) Statistically - look for the biggest person in the room, you won't be far off .. Its good idea, think 80 % of us fits this bill, including me, the slim ones tend to be the ladies with a few exceptions as there are a few slim blokes there. At least this thread has given me a good laugh tonight. Edited November 20, 2012 by BerettaSV10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerettaSV10 Posted November 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 New I should of ordered some PW merchantidse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Have a cigar mate, bloody brilliant. Should 'of' thought of that myself. Now stick this on a t-shirt: "If only you were closer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catweazle Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 You need a pass-phrase. Something like "The clays are heading South early this year" answered with " I watch them from the vicarage window". Infallible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzashadow Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 (edited) Both wear a dress. i`d like to see that, are they coming to the flush what a laugh i`m sure alan would see the funny side Edited November 20, 2012 by bazzashadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Wear a big red flower ;-) You MAD so n so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Swap reg numbers of your vehicles..... Then kerb crawl through the red light district! His face will be a picture when the Vice squad pay him a visit When you see His face on the evening news you will INSTANTLY recognise him in future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reece Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 You could always don a pigeon watch badge each, and you might meet a few more. The car make colour and reg malarkey sounds like dogging watch lol. Or carry a pigeon decoy about hamlet style bount to get noticed. Figgy That's a good idea. It'll help them stand out a bit better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzashadow Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 could always wear a hat :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-oXo- Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Just PM a picture to each other and give your car reg job jobbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Have a cigar mate, bloody brilliant. Should 'of' thought of that myself. Now stick this on a t-shirt: "If only you were closer..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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