Ferret Master Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Dear All, For the observant/those that care, I've not been about much on here lately. University work, captaining the shooting team and setting up a pest control business has left me with zero free time. Anyway... currently in the process of organising car stickers for a charity rally on Monday. Figured this was the best place for witty one liners! Here's the criteria: No swearing Sexism vaguely acceptable Preferably agricultural or shooting related Funny! Thanks in advance, FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) Pigeon Shooters Do it in a hide Pigeon shooters do it on a wing, Going at it.....Both Barrels !! You get more bang with a Semi (3 shots you see) Edited January 31, 2013 by TaxiDriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darren m Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 big cocks on tour ( pic of a pheas ) something along the lines of "we plough your furrow for charity " ( pic of a tractor with a big dirty grin ) i,ve got the horn ( pic of a smileing bull ) lactating ladies ( holstein winking ) bigger the cock , the more lead in the shot sorry about the weird imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Out of interest, how's the Business going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Shooters give it both barrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officerdibble777 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 you'll always get 2 bangs from a shooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Dear All, For the observant/those that care, I've not been about much on here lately. University work, captaining the shooting team and setting up a pest control business has left me with zero free time. Anyway... currently in the process of organising car stickers for a charity rally on Monday. Figured this was the best place for witty one liners! Here's the criteria: No swearing Sexism vaguely acceptable Preferably agricultural or shooting related Funny! Thanks in advance, FM What is the Charity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 A kick in the balls gave the farmer his first two Acres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Shooting our load for ...... The others were too dirty.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodo123 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Farming sucks (pic of a milking machine) But my wife loves tasting the fresh cream I bring (milking pale) I bang twice But the birds don't like it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 ive got loads of YFC slogans, but i dont think there suitable to be posted on here haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED BEARD Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 what about "shooting my load over the farming community" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipdog Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 How about 'Becky has finally learnt how to handle my weapon' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted February 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 What is the Charity? Teenage Cancer Trust, Care South and Elizabeth's Legacy of Hope. Out of interest, how's the Business going? Happy so far, I'm as busy as I want to be for now considering my current coursework load but I think there's room for expansion by next year. The ferrets have been enjoying themselves anyway! FM How about 'Becky has finally learnt how to handle my weapon' Almost as catchy as yourself and Alleyway Alice. It would appear we have opted for "Get your udders out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoot-rhino Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 It's no the size of the tractor, it's the power at the shaft Scottish beef, well fed, well bred and well hung My mind is like my tractor, the more i use it the dirtier it gets whether its inches or acres, size matters!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filzee Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 I do it in my wellies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 I do it in my wellies Yeah "Farmers do it in their Wellies" would be a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 buy a gun and get a bang out of life mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulpicide Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 (edited) Bunny Boilers R Us. Edited February 3, 2013 by vulpicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 "I love the smell of muck spreading in the morning, it reminds me of the country" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeredup Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Going shooting!! its the spaniels undercarriage" accompanied with a springer with large town halls ;o) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Farmer born and farmer bred, strong in the arm and great in bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 woof woof-------BANG BANG-------yum yum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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