scrawny40 Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 defo kidney stones, never had anything as painfull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 I shouldn't have took the mickey earlier. Wrenched my head and neck at work this afternoon walking into a low unseen overhead pole in hard hat. Medic at work insisted on me being seen by A & E went to local walk in centre after work for emergencies and such, now been laid on a hard trolley in a collar with my head and shoulders taped down so no movement,waiting for Ambulance transfer to Hospital for X-Rays and Proper Doc to look at me.Only been laid here 31/2 hours waiting after being told it will be here within the hour oh how I laugh at the time. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 need bigger pants that's for sure been there, got the tshirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 You lot know nothing , I have this major problem where I keep accidently standing on my own penis , now that hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 I will see your toothache and raise it with Kidney stones!!!! :) i will see your kidney stones and raise you getting a very hairy chest waxed for charity colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Not the skin, but the little bit underneath that tethers the skin to the tip ~Now THAT IS worse than childbirth !! I believe you are referring to the Banjo. Yes, I concur. Any injury to the banjo is to be avoided at all costs. What if it snapped? I wonder whether any PW members have ever broken their banjo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 3 pin electrical! Ouch!! Done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Funny the sound made when your Banjo string goes. No other sound like it. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted April 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 You lot know nothing , I have this major problem where I keep accidently standing on my own penis , now that hurts thats the problem with having short legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Not the skin, but the little bit underneath that tethers the skin to the tip ~Now THAT IS worse than childbirth !! do you zip up or zip down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted April 15, 2013 Report Share Posted April 15, 2013 Absolutely, worse than a punji stake trap, a few years ago I jumped the last couple of stairs going to answer the door and landed full weight on a 2x2 blue brick..... I seriously nearly ******* died from the pain, it was that bad I couldn't even scream, I was off work for a week and had months of physio for soft tissue damage on the ball of my foot. did a similar thing,came down stairs in the dark and stood on a 3 pin plug with the prongs sticking up mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son Of Potter Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 i will see your kidney stones and raise you getting a very hairy chest waxed for charity colin Done that too!! Not as much as kidney stones for me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 kidley biopsy was a tad uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 17, 2013 Report Share Posted April 17, 2013 (edited) and having ice cold cyclophosfamide injected was a bit weird too... Edited April 17, 2013 by Paddy Galore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 bah, try a camera up the japs eye or stand on some lego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 bah, try a camera up the japs eye maybe i'm just kinky but, i had one of those and it wasn't that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 maybe i'm just kinky but, i had one of those and it wasn't that bad. Me too. Uncomfortable yes. Painful no. Mind you it was private not NHS so camera was small. They may have used a tv camera for Pimpkillers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Me too. Uncomfortable yes. Painful no. Mind you it was private not NHS so camera was small. They may have used a tv camera for Pimpkillers. nhs staff take care of their patients too avb, i had a lovely nurse cupping my balls while they filled my bladder with water to have a lookyloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksaplenty Posted April 18, 2013 Report Share Posted April 18, 2013 Sciatica in the foot; i had it a few years ago and it was bad - so bad that i discovered a drawing pin stuck into the sole of my boot/foot that i hadn't noticed because of the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 forgot...had a lumbar puncture when i was a kid.....turned out i had malaria...not sure which was worse,the needle or the raging temperature mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul65 Posted April 19, 2013 Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 Cluster headaches, feels like a flaming icicle shoved through your head and makes you seriously consider dashing your brains out against the nearest wall. Every day at least once, could be 3 or 4 times, lasting for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Cluster headaches, feels like a flaming icicle shoved through your head and makes you seriously consider dashing your brains out against the nearest wall. Every day at least once, could be 3 or 4 times, lasting for hours. i have to agree , 100% of women that get cluster headaches report that the pain is worse than childbirth . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deershooter Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 try having both legs removed just a bit of a flesh wound 2 paracetamol and went home wimps Deershooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxshooter69 Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 broken rib,laugh ,cough or sneeze shooting pains ,yee haaajust getting over these at the moment, two days after it happened trying to swallow a cocodomol ( like a piece of school chalk ) got stuck in my throat had to cough to remove it, ******* hell I was on my knees tears strolling down my cheeks, not funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aister Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Tobacco in the eye on a windy day it can ruin a good flight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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