jonno 357 Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 After several weeks on the physio table recovering from a torn scapular I went and fractured my left thumb on Saturday morning I'm begining to think I am a bit accident prone Last 11 months history Fracture to 3rd Metatarsal Torn Scapular Fractured left thumb Thats just in the last 11 months Roll on 2007 Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Thats just in the last 11 months Roll on 2007 Why? Are you trying to better your track record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I bet the Physio is blonde, swedish and about 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I bet the Physio is blonde, swedish and about 19. and called Johan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 "Pain is only weakness draining from your body, gentlemen", was my PTI's favourite motivational phrase, issued at full volume when beasting naive officer cadets at Sandhurst. Oh how we laughed.... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I know how you feel mate, in 1997 I shattered my collarbone and broke my shoulder playing ice hockey, spent weeks in hospital and caught a chest infection in there. Ripped an intercostal muscle coughing and eventually made it out after 6 weeks. 3rd day out of hospital I ripped a load of ligaments in my foot slipping down a grassy bank in a park and re-injured the rib muscle I was pig sick of injury Touch wood not had much serious since then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millomite Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Feb 2001 - Broken Collar Bone May 2001 - Dislocated Shoulder June 2002 - Dislocated Shoulder November 2003 - Dislocated Shoulder June 2004 - Dislocated Shoulder July 2004 - Dislocated Shoulder October 2005 - Dislocated Shoulder May 2006 - Dislocated Should I love rugby!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Millomite, surely your constantly knackered shoulder plays havoc with the shooting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 You're not going to like the arthritis when you get a bit older, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Way he's going getting older won't be a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 1998 - deep glass cut to hand 2000 - broken wrist 2001 - Ill with virus 2004 - cought my hand on barbed wire whilst trying to slow down. Grabbed it with my hand while moving, didnt see the barbs. Ouch.. more Tetanus please 2005 - dislocated shoulder in bike accident (motorcycle) 2006 - dislocated shoulder climbing accident Now fairly fit and strong hope it stays that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatingisbest Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I have never broken a bone before, but have had nasty bicycle accidents and have had a knife fold down on my hand, it was an opinel and had just been sharpened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Fell in **** came up smelling of roses LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 Ahhh I like this thread..... Multiple split head opens from various bangs and bumps.... Window closer hook through bottom of chin......nice.. Slit wrist - accident whilst cutting plug flex with a stitch cutter scapel blade...........loads of claret..... Bacterial Infection to the chest - led to a pusseous sore developing and "eating" about 1 inch deep or so.....Had to be pulled out with a big set of tweezers.....yum,,,all nice and green....left a nice scar...all nice and circular...........was often used as a chatting up point with the ladies.......of course.....its a bullet wound love..... Ohh...good one - glass bottle into the knee cap, removing large lump of flesh and LOTS AND LOTS OF CLARET, done whilst diving for a football on the park..... Broken wrist when punching a punch bag..........I was p1ssed...... Broken ankle when going out on the lash in newcastle........ended up strapping it up with zinc oxide tape and tubigrip......downing a load of pain killers,,,,,,,,,,going out on the lash..........driving back home the next day.....about 150 miles.........then going to casualty...... 1 night stay in hospital after getting a right good shoeing on a night out........there was 5 of them.......at least I managed 1...... Knee injury whilst trying to wakeboard........ended up with requiring an operation for a damaged ligament. Bunny injury to finger - whilst chopping off its feet.....Im sure you can imagine.. Fishing injury to finger whilst winding up for a big cast and the hook being caught in the roof of the bivvy....needless to say the line went taught.........finger went down the line.............even better it was braided main line............Nurse.................superglue and electricians tape saves fingers in the depths of france.. Gun injury whilst stripping the rifle stock with wire wool....but we all know about that one... Think thats about it................for now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I twisted my ankle years ago. I hate injections. Women were made to stand all the pain that men don't get (well something like that) Going for a lie down to recover now Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 load of clumsy ****s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I landed on my wrist yesterday. No clay bashing this weekend. We had just slaughtered a team of year 7 girls in our lunchtime dodgeball league and then I was going to see our head of year to discuss the disappearance of my friends bag at breaktime. I then noticed upon approaching his office as we went to sort our ties out etc so as to look mildly presentable that I didn't have my tie. I ran back to the changing rooms grabbed my tie and promptly slipped over and landed on my wrist which was bent backwards when landing on the hard floor. I had struggled to keep my balance as I had my heavy bag on and P.E kit in my hand. Needless to say punching the boy while I was still lying on the floor who had decided to start dragging me around the changing room floor by my bagstrap did nothing to help my wrist! I've got inter tutor rugby on Thursday... perhaps I should strap it up before the game. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 I landed on my wrist yesterday. No clay bashing this weekend. We had just slaughtered a team of year 7 girls in our lunchtime dodgeball league and then I was going to see our head of year to discuss the disappearance of my friends bag at breaktime. I then noticed upon approaching his office as we went to sort our ties out etc so as to look mildly presentable that I didn't have my tie. I ran back to the changing rooms grabbed my tie and promptly slipped over and landed on my wrist which was bent backwards when landing on the hard floor. I had struggled to keep my balance as I had my heavy bag on and P.E kit in my hand. Needless to say punching the boy while I was still lying on the floor who had decided to start dragging me around the changing room floor by my bagstrap did nothing to help my wrist! I've got inter tutor rugby on Thursday... perhaps I should strap it up before the game. FM Look on the bright side FM....you can still type OK....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted November 21, 2006 Report Share Posted November 21, 2006 load of clumsy ****s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millomite Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Millomite, surely your constantly knackered shoulder plays havoc with the shooting? No mate it's fine. I shoot 36g Rottweil all the time and it doesnt bother me. It's rotation and overextension than makes it come out. You're not going to like the arthritis when you get a bit older, though Ah well, it'll be reet! Seriously though, I am dreading it. It's bad enough when I wake up in the morning now and I'm only 22 Way he's going getting older won't be a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 "PAIN" you lot were lucky you wern't sons of my DAD but were not going there I became an Electrician, flying across rooms, getting stuck until the slack on the cable run out & pulled out my hands. Broken limbs & large gashes from Football. Just spent 3 1/2 weeks in bed with prolaps disc's in neck & spine. Split foreskin from being to agressive (can i write foreskin?) But as the old saying goes "A LITTLE BIT OF PAIN NEVER HURT ANYBODY" peltman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 Lancslad So thats you wrapped up in bubble wrap before you come out with me again. Pain is 2 cracked vertebrae. webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 I've been fairly lucky in life really, no broken bones. I hit a rotten branch with a machete once and it went straight through and into my left leg. I also fell off a wall which had a nail sticking out of it, which stuck in my arm and ripped a good hole in it as I went past. I got a hernia lifting big rocks when I was 5, and last of all, stuck my finger in a hedgecutter a couple of months ago and chopped the end off (no bone luckily, and it wasn't my trigger finger ). The closest shave I have had was clipping the top of my knuckle with my top handled chainsaw at full revs. It only cut a tiny U shaped piece of flesh out, a bit like the rear sight on a rifle. I was bloody lucky I moved it quick, could have taken half my hand off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 typical men. this is turning into 'the battle of the scars' although in saying that, i've been shot in the head when i was about 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted November 22, 2006 Report Share Posted November 22, 2006 typical men. this is turning into 'the battle of the scars' although in saying that, i've been shot in the head when i was about 15. So thats the problem then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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