bakerboy Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Today I saw an Effluent Tanker on the roundabout at South Mimms on the M25. I could not take a picture as I was driving, but it made me laugh, marketing at it's vey best. On the side it read, Yesterday's Meals on Wheels. On the rear it said, No stools left on this vehicle overnight. On a builders van in Wimbledon many years ago, the signage read, Singh and Sons You have tried the Cowboys, now try the Indians. What have you seen that made you smile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanM Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 A while ago, I saw a red bumper sticker that read 'if this sticker appears blue you need to slow down', which is a great joke for people interested in physics! It did make me chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 90 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Some years ago I followed a tanker with a safety sticker on the back showing a young girl praying saying "Please drive carefully Daddy" - someone had written in the dirt below - "Cos Mummy wants your wages" Must have been 25 years ago - still makes me smile ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Years ago saw a white van with 'Get laid by me carpets'. Still makes me smirk when i think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pesky pigeon Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Effluent Tanker that said on the back ( may contain political promises ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chr15j Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 American soft furnishings supplier Sofa King Our prices are Sofa King Low! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandspider Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Saw a builders van stuck in a flood - the slogan was "For a fast and efficient erection". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castletyne Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 Carpet fitter that used to do some work for me We lay everything except eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo_m Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) This one taken off the web always makes me laugh. Edited August 9, 2013 by stevo_m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzashadow Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 i like two arrows on the back of a lorry <---- this way for undertakers this way for overtakers----> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) Some years ago I followed a tanker with a safety sticker on the back showing a young girl praying saying "Please drive carefully Daddy" - someone had written in the dirt below - "Cos Mummy wants your wages" Must have been 25 years ago - still makes me smile ! Now thats class! Lmco Edited August 9, 2013 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevorevans Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) Two local companies, one a fencing contractor who has 'Our erection is your protection' up both sides of the vans and the other a blind fitters who on the back doors of their vans have 'Beware this van is being driven by a blind man'. Oh and written in the crud on the back of one of the company directors cars just after he got divorced was 'Not even his wife was this dirty', didn't go down well. Edited August 9, 2013 by Trevorevans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 had a logo on my old flooring van, it was a cartoon crow saying "I love to lay" I use to love seeing the reactions , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) The most ill conceived sign writing / branding i have ever seen must be the ashford contractor 'viper builders'. Who in their right mind would get a firm on the job with a name like that? Edited August 9, 2013 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamekeeper1960 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 (edited) We've got a tankering company our way that says "you dump we pump" always makes me smile Edited August 10, 2013 by gamekeeper1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danddo Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Have seen written in the dirt of a white van "Washed by Stevie Wonder - Valeted by Ray Charles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxon T Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 There is a plumbing firm in London who have bright pink vans and are called "U-Benders"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Asian run hairdressers shop sign "ALI BARBER" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besty57 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 saw a builders van last week with the sign.No pies left in this vechicle overnight. made me chuckle. also saw a sticker on a car window years ago saying ...Jesus saves.and underneath. NOT ON MY ******* WAGES HE COULDNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stokie Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Written in the dirt on a white van Wanted 2 YTS lads to train as mudflaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castletyne Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Arc n saw builders is another van I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 American soft furnishings supplier Sofa King Our prices are Sofa King Low! thats a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelhall Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Years ago above the door of a veg shop in Hull R SEWELL quickly changed to BOB SEWELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Saw a drainage can that read "We are number 1 in the number 2 business" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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