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Thankfully, the blackberries are near enough over, or been chomped up by the hedge cutters. A bit of wild blackberry and apple pie, fantastic. But when your wondering why the few birds that are about are shying away, or about to take that seemingly safe rifle shot, look out for the blasted blackberry foragers. :yes: The last few visits to the farm have almost driven me insane. :yes: They've been popping up all over the place scaring everything for miles around. No-where near the footpaths, wandering through the woods. Some waving brightly coloured plastic bags about, others dangerously camo clad in their weekend attire. Not only is it extremely annoying, its down right bloody dangerous :yes:

Anyone else had the same this year with the abundance of fruit about?

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They have been everywhere this year for the last 4 weeks, as the blackberry season seems to be a long one, with ripe and unripe berries on the brambles at the same time.

It does seem the best berries grow on the brambles on blind bends, in our narrow lanes.

I can guarantee that every blind bend has a car parked and a couple of people picking berries.

There is also a couple of vans going round with 10-12 ladies picking in groups, they are obviously doing it commercially.

 

Heaven for me would be the idiot cyclists crashing into the idiot blackberry pickers and the whole lot being carted off in a wagon.

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Round our way blackberries are rotting on the bushes. Not being picked enough - they are free food after all. Not seen any commercial wild berries for sale so you may wish to consider that it is teams of Eastern Europeans picking for their community. Anyone have news from the New Forest this year? Are the gangs denuding the mushrooms again?

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we picked several pounds and because I'm a sad sack I checked the retail price and saw we'd scored over £20 of blackberries in less than an hour! Sadly literally tons have gone to waste on the bushes, a bumper crop and apparently just me foraging in the Bromsgrove area. Highlight for me was posh welly dog walker lady stopping and staring so we said hi, she asked what we were doing and in a rare moment of non sarcasm I explained picking wild blackberries, she thought for a moment and asked, and what are you going to do with them? Foolishly I assumed she was asking for specifics so my wife said probably crumbles and maybe some jam, cue posh welly lady looking horrified and exclaiming 'you eat them?' before hurrying off shaking her head - other than from a shrink wrapped package where does she think fruit comes from?

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They have been everywhere this year for the last 4 weeks, as the blackberry season seems to be a long one, with ripe and unripe berries on the brambles at the same time.

It does seem the best berries grow on the brambles on blind bends, in our narrow lanes.

I can guarantee that every blind bend has a car parked and a couple of people picking berries.

There is also a couple of vans going round with 10-12 ladies picking in groups, they are obviously doing it commercially.

 

Heaven for me would be the idiot cyclists crashing into the idiot blackberry pickers and the whole lot being carted off in a wagon.

im one of those cyclists, prefer mountain biker though, cyclist sounds like a old dear going to the village shop for some tenaladys,I'm sure when they did the pennine trail they planted blackberry bushes on purpose, ( for the record we don't go on roads if we can help it )

Not just blackberry pickers I decided to jump out of the hide the other week on someone who was knicking straw he was only 20yds away and didnt have a clue ( good hide ;))quite funny didnt no oaps could run that fast :). ....

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5kg of sloes picked Sunday. Now have 5 litres gin, 2 litres vodka, 70cl Cuban rum on the go. Jamaica rum and port left to do. Leave in jars for about 9+ months and will be ready next Christmas tide. Berries so ripe that the spirit is sdeep purple alraedy after only a couple of days. Bumper year - picked in under an hour and a half!!!!

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Picked first batch Sunday and they are in the freezzer to split and then thaw and bottle. Next batch will be picked this Saturday after first true frost and bottled same day..... Will be ready for this Christmas and will be potent..... Sloe Gin is the best drink ever..... neat in the Winter or with a little Tonic and ice in the Summer.....

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Picked first batch Sunday and they are in the freezzer to split and then thaw and bottle. Next batch will be picked this Saturday after first true frost and bottled same day..... Will be ready for this Christmas and will be potent..... Sloe Gin is the best drink ever..... neat in the Winter or with a little Tonic and ice in the Summer.....

 

in sparkling wine, or on christmas morning in the champagne (sloegasm) instead of boring orange juice

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