welsh1 Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 I don't know why you'd swallow a fly. Who knows,perhaps you might die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) Who knows,perhaps you might die Got another one; Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. Edited December 5, 2013 by Thunderbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 When you're about to smash the **** out of your living room doors, check that you have a spare in the garage before you rev up the red mist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 When you're about to smash the **** out of your living room doors, check that you have a spare in the garage before you rev up the red mist. That actually works, I know a bloke in Burnley wot did that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 I don't know why you'd swallow a fly. Go on............ there is a lady joke in there somewhere....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) I don't know why you'd swallow a fly Full of protein Edited December 5, 2013 by fenboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDCREST Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 For drilling small holes in wood.Use a panel pin with the head snipped off instead of a small drill..Works just as well in a power drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 If you are cooking rice, rinse through a sieve with boiling water after cooking to remove excess starch and stop it being sticky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 To stop wood splitting when you nail it, blunt the point of the nail with the hammer before nailing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Here's one you'll like -------- Mix hot chilly powder in with bird food, birds don't taste it and once tasted squirrels will never use that feeder again (alledgedly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Don't try and talk to your ex wife sensibly when you are full of Hobgoblin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theosmith Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 put vick (vapour rub) on your knob the mrs will love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazed Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Don't use other peoples neck sized reloads ! If your going to shoot a hare do it less than 704 yards Don't put pictures of other members 4x4s claiming there yours. Stick to pigs in Prague ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Don't put pictures of other members 4x4s claiming there yours. Pigeon Watch never forgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scobydog Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 If you got filthy hands put some sugar on them add some washing up liquid then rub hands slowly, then rinse gently under the tap. Works well and smells better than Swarfega Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikemad24 Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 I learend this from an old guy who used to break safes in banks when they would not open.(legally). if you snap a hardened bolt, im saying high tensile and its not sticking out of the hole to get an easy out on it dont worry. get a bosch masonry drill bit (the ones with the painted blue line work best) and dull the flaps a bit on the end of the drill bit with a grinder and use that to drill the high tensile bolt/stud out. it works every time for me i just helicoil the thread once the studs been drilled. Mercedes 6cyl truck engines are really prone for snapping there exhaust studs and id normally have to take the head of to sort it properly but i just do this now. Another trick thats made me a few quid is if you snap a key in a door/ignition simply get a junior hacksaw blade and cut the little retaining pins off on either end. then have the blade with the teeth pointing towards you and grind the flat part of the blade down untill its quite thin. simply put the blade into the lock with the teeth facing you twist very slightly and the teeth grip the broken key and pull it out. more tips to come-most of them to do mechanics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 put vick (vapour rub) on your knob the mrs will love it Your mrs has been telling you porkies; she prefers deepheat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 To get the smell of Rabbit off your hands after butchery then rub your hands over with a stainless steel spoon. First aid tip:- If someone has a nosebleed that won't stop then put a tourniquet round their neck** **for health and safety reasons I am required to state that this is a joke and under no circumstances should a tourniquet should be placed around anyones neck unless.........oh! no, never put a tourniquet around someones neck. I know they started it but no, don't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Your mrs has been telling you porkies; she prefers deepheat. Shouldn't that be 'deep throat' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chady Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Tip. No 3. If you find a WWII bunker! Don't announce it on pigeon watch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev56 Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Some good ones here http://removeandreplace.com/2013/06/01/50-useful-tips-and-tricks-for-making-everyday-life-easier/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Some good ones here http://removeandreplace.com/2013/06/01/50-useful-tips-and-tricks-for-making-everyday-life-easier/ There are some great ones there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirgoldalot Posted December 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 And duct tape! apparently this works in the microwave too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Your mrs has been telling you porkies; she prefers deepheat. no ...she prefers deep throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Don't pee into the wind 🙈 If you ****** up a screw head just run an hack saw through the head and use a slotted screw driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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