shootgun Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 She just didn't do it, I got my skin ripped off by my director, she denied me even speaking to her. In all if my life I've never been so close to violence. . I know the flavour mate, ... once i thorowed a bunch of keys to my boss, i was that ******, and i almost lost my job.... i hate when the're saying is white, when is obviously picth black.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scobydog Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 People who make a mountain out of a mole hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klatuveradanikto Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 What's my pet hate? Well he dosn't like having things shoved up his **** by the vet AAA++++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 oh dear life's a bitch aint it, by christ their are some whingeing tits in this thread, miserable ****. KW Comedy, irony gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88b Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 one thing to do there is find a potato big enough to fit up his exhaust and jam it in solid No no no far to easy to remove. A can of expanding foam squirted in the tail pipe, quickly followed by a rag or paper cup anything to stop the foam expanding out and being seen. The engine will start and run for a very short period then stop, later it will restart . Obviously I would never do anything like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBS Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 one of mine is people in sporty flash cars coming towards you on narrow lanes,then expecting me to climb all over the verge because i drive an old 4x4...................well they've got no chance,i stick to the middle of the tarmac and they have to drive over as much **** as me!. People who have the use of a 4x4 but refuse to use it for anything 4x4 related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aris Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 "Restaurants" that serve up pre-prepared food. It seems being a chef has become totally de-skilled to the point of being food re-warmers. Frozen chips in particular are my bug bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste eibar Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Jo brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 uncontrolled dogs Oh, the irony... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Also hate chavs that talk so chavvy that it must take a huge amount of effort to talk like that no you just have to be a **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remmyman Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 People who claim to shoot 'pigeons at 60yds all day long', ' 400 yd foxes(even when foggy? ) etc Regards remmyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 Other people in general? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victormeldrew Posted January 4, 2014 Report Share Posted January 4, 2014 People who say they will phone you back and never do. Cars that pull out on bikers and don't even say sorry. And people who talk down to you because they think there much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) I hate it when you pull over to give an ambulance a clear way through heavy traffic and the next three cars behind go past. Edited January 5, 2014 by fern01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 Political Corectness should be banned its invaded every part of what and who we are as a nation. It's now beyond ridiculous. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 Comedy, irony gold! Rimmie, shottie, charlie, squizzer etc etc. People who drive or ride like morons but act like everyone else is the irresponsible driver. It reminds me of people who go around looking for something to get offended by. A new one, the daily express reporting siberian weather on the way every two months that never materialises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 (edited) Amazed that nobody has mentioned "reality TV" yet. Arrogant cyclists riding two and three abreast down narrow country lanes, horse riders doing the same with the added benefit of being able to get the horse to carp on every bend in the road. I've never worked out how they manage to make the horses do that or why they don't have to clear it up as it represents a real danger on the road. Edited January 5, 2014 by old rooster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanj Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 at the moment the little div across the street revving his car with his big bore exhaust on his little 106 at stupid o clock at night when kids are in bed............. a large potato up the pipe should sort that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanj Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 Motorcyclists who filter at high speed. try using your mirrors more often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the enigma Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 The hooks they put on bra straps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castletyne Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 Amazed that nobody has mentioned "reality TV" yet. Arrogant cyclists riding two and three abreast down narrow country lanes, horse riders doing the same with the added benefit of being able to get the horse to carp on every bend in the road. I've never worked out how they manage to make the horses do that or why they don't have to clear it up as it represents a real danger on the road. Only stuff worth watching is reality TV....Duck Dynasty.....and the new one starting soon The Legend Of Shelby The Swamp Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie-fox Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 People driving at night with there main beams on and nearly blinding you... I got out the other morning and told the driver behind me to turn them off..he didn't even know they were on.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedge Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 LOL at this thread. Comedy gold. My motoring ones are much the same but also includes: Petrol stations: People who fill up and then use the forecourt shop as some sort of mini-mart and start browsing the sandwiches whilst the rest of us wait, completely unaware that we can't use the pump until they more their car. The person who returns to their car (possibly the same culprit as #1), can see a queue to use the pumps, gets in their car, puts the purse/wallet away, puts their seatbelt on, adjusts mirror (yes we're still behind you), starts the car, mirror, signal, manoeuvre and then maybe thinks about pulling off. It's a petrol station - fill up, pay and then*** off!!! Totally agree with lack of indicator use and drivers who do not acknowledge you going out of your way to let them through, give way etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richie223 Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 Motorway slip roads.why do people drive down a slip road to join a motorway and insist on doing 35 mph.every *******day it happens just boils my **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsdad Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 People who pick up their dog's mess and then leave the bag hanging on a tree! Too many others to list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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