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Joanna Lumley,when she tucked her skirt into her suspenders to climb a drain pipe( avengers or something like that or was that a dream),its her voice it's just dirty.And before ack-ack says out, no I didn't use my sock.

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That one out of Dempsey and Makepeace. Phroar!!!!

 

Dear one out of Dempsey and Makepeace,

 

I suspect you are probably a memeber on here and I thought nothing ventured, nothing gained, so here goes!!!

 

I know a great place near Rye that does a wonderful 78 item breakfast, if you are free tomorrow why dont we hook up and have one? I've got to nip up the orthadontists in Ashford later in the morning so if youre okay sitting in the car for half an hour (i'll leave the radio on obviously) afterwards we can have a look round town and squeeze in a few flat lagers in Wetherspoons whilst shouting at the quiz machine. I should imagine by that stage of the day you'll be getting pretty revved up and I'll be having to beat you off with a feculant smeared stick, so I propose we get a room and go at it hammer and tongs for the rest of the day. Sound alright? If you are not available I'd be grateful if you could give your female costar a heads up as she was a bit of alright also.

 

Cheers

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That one out of Dempsey and Makepeace. Phroar!!!!

 

Dear one out of Dempsey and Makepeace,

 

I suspect you are probably a memeber on here and I thought nothing ventured, nothing gained, so here goes!!!

 

I know a great place near Rye that does a wonderful 78 item breakfast, if you are free tomorrow why dont we hook up and have one? I've got to nip up the orthadontists in Ashford later in the morning so if youre okay sitting in the car for half an hour (i'll leave the radio on obviously) afterwards we can have a look round town and squeeze in a few flat lagers in Wetherspoons whilst shouting at the quiz machine. I should imagine by that stage of the day you'll be getting pretty revved up and I'll be having to beat you off with a feculant smeared stick, so I propose we get a room and go at it hammer and tongs for the rest of the day. Sound alright? If you are not available I'd be grateful if you could give your female costar a heads up as she was a bit of alright also.

 

Cheers

:lol::lol::lol: Note to Mods: Please don't ever bar me; I love this forum.

That is just brilliant ...'shouting at the quiz machine' ...another coughing fit and the tears are running down my legs. You should be writing scripts young man.

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That one out of Dempsey and Makepeace. Phroar!!!!

 

Dear one out of Dempsey and Makepeace,

 

I suspect you are probably a memeber on here and I thought nothing ventured, nothing gained, so here goes!!!

 

I know a great place near Rye that does a wonderful 78 item breakfast, if you are free tomorrow why dont we hook up and have one? I've got to nip up the orthadontists in Ashford later in the morning so if youre okay sitting in the car for half an hour (i'll leave the radio on obviously) afterwards we can have a look round town and squeeze in a few flat lagers in Wetherspoons whilst shouting at the quiz machine. I should imagine by that stage of the day you'll be getting pretty revved up and I'll be having to beat you off with a feculant smeared stick, so I propose we get a room and go at it hammer and tongs for the rest of the day. Sound alright? If you are not available I'd be grateful if you could give your female costar a heads up as she was a bit of alright also.

 

Cheers

you smooth talking ******* I'm sure one will be along shortly with a stick of his own

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lesley......she had a mass of red hair...freckles a big mouth and her lips always flushed red and white alibaster skin...she worked in the village shop and i got a snog from her and a boob squeeze everytime i went in....i wore a lot of tyres out on my bike cause of her....

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lesley......she had a mass of red hair...freckles a big mouth and her lips always flushed red and white alibaster skin...she worked in the village shop and i got a snog from her and a boob squeeze everytime i went in....i wore a lot of tyres out on my bike cause of her....

 

Why did you let her squeeze your boobs ?

a bit before my time but Joan Collins was a bit of a goer

 

I saw her up close 15 years ago, and thankfully prior to HD as Beardo would say :lol:

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