lord_seagrave Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Cold showers are right up there with the worst atrocities and human rights violations known to man. The Seagrave water heater has been on the blink since Sunday and the engineer isn't coming until this afternoon. Not happy. :( LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpringDon Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Big poof! Nobody needs more than a tin bath of cold water and rough flannel. Cancel the engineer immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Loofa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Loofa? Bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Simply get Lady_ Seagrave to give you a brisk rub as you leave the Ablutions wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumfelter Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 What a frightful bore - staff heads should roll for shoddy maintenance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Surely you were acclimatised to cold showers at your school. They were de rigeur at mine (followed by a little casual sodomy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicW Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 We were allowed the tin bath in front of the coal fire in the winter but the huge bar of soap weighed a ton. Vic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmytree Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Get yourself a solar shower kit and rig it up in the garden, they work well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobski Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 38 deg at the mo in my garden a cold shower is always welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobski Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 38 deg at the mo in my garden a cold shower is always welcome. but I am in spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodp Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Get yourself a solar shower kit and rig it up in the garden, they work well! It's raining, he'll get wet !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newarcher1 Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 It's raining, he'll get wet !! good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Surely you were acclimatised to cold showers at your school. They were de rigeur at mine (followed by a little casual sodomy) How do you do casual sodomy ? do you just kind of sidle up to an acquaintance and say i say old chap would you mind awfully if i just .............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 How do you do casual sodomy ? do you just kind of sidle up to an acquaintance and say i say old chap would you mind awfully if i just .............. Oh!, it's so long ago, I've forgotten - and, of course, never happened to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 I thought it was "can you pick my soap up please" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted July 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Duck you Ariston and your ducking engineer. I waited in until 5 o'clock this afternoon and it is totally inadequate to be called at ten past five by some goit saying he'll 'try' and come tomorrow. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackmichaels Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 20 years of cold showers ! every morning..Sometimes in the desert I would have killed for one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 I actually quite like a cold shower, helps you wake up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Lovely after a smash round on the bike, particularly at this time of the year. I actually quite like a cold shower, helps you wake up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Lovely after a smash round on the bike, particularly at this time of the year. Certainly true! I did 20 miles yesterday afternoon (a hilly route to boot!) and jumped into a cold shower after, pure bliss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 How do you do casual sodomy ? do you just kind of sidle up to an acquaintance and say i say old chap would you mind awfully if i just .............. A semi and a little tippage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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