Wb123 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 I don’t know wether to laugh or cry. A mate’s girlfriend just had to ask how many legs quail have whilst viewing my brood chamber, full of coturnix quail chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spurs 14 Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Quail ? Quad ? Got to be four ! Isn’t it ! ,!!! See not so silly ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 good god................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam triple Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 my nieces husband asked my niece ."does milk only come from female cows " ,im not sure what kind of cows they have in New Zealand ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Or what kind of milk they have 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshirelad Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) I bet the Cornflakes taste a bit strange. Edited January 23, 2020 by Cheshirelad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 I have carved pheasant and chicken in front of various people in my kitchen and invariably get the required response when I ask if they would like a front leg or a back leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) on one hand i really am astonished at these replies..................but on the other hand....sometimes im really not surprised a while ago some one posted a thread (similar)...whilst walking in the country with his very well educated wife they came upon a field of sugar beet....and he had a devil of a job trying to explain thats where sugar came from.....she wounldnt have it tho Edited January 23, 2020 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udderlyoffroad Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Don't forget chaps, Burns night is upon us. The Haggises have one leg shorter than the other so that they can run around the hill. I always requested the 'down hill' leg but for some reason the butcher always cuts them off, and you end up with just the body.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, udderlyoffroad said: Don't forget chaps, Burns night is upon us. The Haggises have one leg shorter than the other so that they can run around the hill. I always requested the 'down hill' leg but for some reason the butcher always cuts them off, and you end up with just the body.... that is serious FAKE NEWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 hours ago, ditchman said: that is serious FAKE NEWS It's true , every haggis I've ever seen has had the legs removed. I bet the legs taste great 🍗. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: It's true , every haggis I've ever seen has had the legs removed. I bet the legs taste great 🍗. the legs get sent to london resturaunts....we never get to see them here cause they command such a high price............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Those xxxxxxx toffs get the best of everything while us poor downtrodden working class folk get naff all , I wish I'd voted for Jeremy Corbyn now , he would have soon sorted this haggis leg unfairness !!!!!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 48 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Those xxxxxxx toffs get the best of everything while us poor downtrodden working class folk get naff all , I wish I'd voted for Jeremy Corbyn now , he would have soon sorted this haggis leg unfairness !!!!!. its a national disgrace i tell ee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 46 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Those xxxxxxx toffs get the best of everything while us poor downtrodden working class folk get naff all , I wish I'd voted for Jeremy Corbyn now , he would have soon sorted this haggis leg unfairness !!!!!. And if he’d got in you would have had a money tree in the garden and I’d be putting gold shoes on unicorns 😂😊 very unfair for you mere working class 😉 I can assure you haggis leg is divine although the outside leg is a touch tougher due to the extra distance it travels barely noticeable in a young haggie 🤭🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 2 hours ago, ditchman said: its a national disgrace i tell ee We could protest outside the butchers shop on sunday morning , best to do it when he's closed , he's a right big lump and scares the life out of me. 2 hours ago, Old farrier said: And if he’d got in you would have had a money tree in the garden and I’d be putting gold shoes on unicorns 😂😊 very unfair for you mere working class 😉 I can assure you haggis leg is divine although the outside leg is a touch tougher due to the extra distance it travels barely noticeable in a young haggie 🤭🤔 I knew it , I just bloody well knew it ! , if I'd voted for Jeremy, I could have been riding around on my golden slippered unicorn , and eating haggis legs for breakfast dinner and tea 😠. And just for the record , it's not haggie , it's haggises 😊. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Just now, mel b3 said: We could protest outside the butchers shop on sunday morning , best to do it when he's closed , he's a right big lump and scares the life out of me. I knew it , I just bloody well knew it ! , if I'd voted for Jeremy, I could have been riding around on my golden slippered unicorn , and eating haggis legs for breakfast dinner and tea 😠. And just for the record , it's not haggie , it's haggises 😊. Are you sure I’m pretty certain a young immature haggis is a haggie 😊 perhaps ditchman could confirm 😊👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 in true JDog style ...the below applies Hagium....Harg-ee----um (pro') (sic) latin for a strange animal with unfathomable innards.... Hagus (latin romano saxon) a singular occupant of a set that belongs to a resident Hagium Hagea (romano early english) a hunting party formed of several (and more) of Hagium Haggis (british /modern)....discription of a captured and killed animal that is presented to table.... i hope this clears things up................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: in true JDog style ...the below applies Hagium....Harg-ee----um (pro') (sic) latin for a strange animal with unfathomable innards.... Hagus (latin romano saxon) a singular occupant of a set that belongs to a resident Hagium Hagea (romano early english) a hunting party formed of several (and more) of Hagium Haggis (british /modern)....discription of a captured and killed animal that is presented to table.... i hope this clears things up................... Thankyou sir , that explains it perfectly . I can only imagine that nigel was getting his haggises in a pickle after eating too many rich haggis legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 26 minutes ago, ditchman said: in true JDog style ...the below applies Hagium....Harg-ee----um (pro') (sic) latin for a strange animal with unfathomable innards.... Hagus (latin romano saxon) a singular occupant of a set that belongs to a resident Hagium Hagea (romano early english) a hunting party formed of several (and more) of Hagium Haggis (british /modern)....discription of a captured and killed animal that is presented to table.... i hope this clears things up................... Marvelous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Thankyou sir , that explains it perfectly . I can only imagine that nigel was getting his haggises in a pickle after eating too many rich haggis legs. Now that would be good pickled haggis’s legs 😃 I knew ditchman would sort it out and of course I bow to his superior knowledge on these things 👍😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 When youngestbdaughter was in her second year at Uni I convinced. Her that hens were brown, 2 legs, lived outside on grass as they were unstable and could break their beaks if they toppled over chicken had 4 legs and lived in cages because they could run up such a speed they would jump over the fences. And that's why you get 4 chicken drumsticks in a pack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Diver One said: When youngestbdaughter was in her second year at Uni I convinced. Her that hens were brown, 2 legs, lived outside on grass as they were unstable and could break their beaks if they toppled over chicken had 4 legs and lived in cages because they could run up such a speed they would jump over the fences. And that's why you get 4 chicken drumsticks in a pack and is she enlightened now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Just now, ditchman said: and is she enlightened now ? Yes BUT it does get mentioned at family gatherings. She ended up with 2 degrees, 2012 Olympics, head of Faculty at a large High School in UK and now teaching at A Uk military High School in a Foreign land! The girl done well BUT it could so easily have gone the other way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 39 minutes ago, Diver One said: Yes BUT it does get mentioned at family gatherings. She ended up with 2 degrees, 2012 Olympics, head of Faculty at a large High School in UK and now teaching at A Uk military High School in a Foreign land! The girl done well BUT it could so easily have gone the other way woooow that is dangerous information you have shared with half the UK fraternity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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