KFC Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 I put on my red shooting socks on this morning then put on the yellow garters in readiness for beaters day. My wife flicked the tassles and said "they look like morris dancers socks" !!!π‘π€¬ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 I hope you took out the back and explained in no uncertain terms that if she made a comment like that again exactly where her bag and the door is !!!!Β Β glad to hear you made a effort on the shoot day hope you had a good time ππ my garters are pink π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, Old farrier said: I hope you took out the back and explained in no uncertain terms that if she made a comment like that again exactly where her bag and the door is !!!!Β Β glad to hear you made a effort on the shoot day hope you had a good time ππ my garters are pink π garters? I thought you said they were fishnets? π¬ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 I do hope at that point you pulled out two hankies and strated to dance.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Heron Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 Next time she asks the question the answer is yes.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 think yourself lucky...my neibor next door saw me a couple of times early in the morning with my breeks and yellow waistcoat on loading up the dogs...then spread it round the village she was living next to one of David Copperfields mates,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leach Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 You could get her a pair too and join in together at least its fairΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 Looks like Boris has a new hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam triple Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 (edited) All I get from my mrs is β oh youβve got your gay gear on again β ( breaks socks gators )Β Edited February 2, 2020 by sam triple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Centrepin said: it's not a thing to be mocked ,certain religions can not become Morris dancers , Jews,Muslims ,Β some Catholics,Β are all bannedΒ ! to be a Morris Dancer you have to be a complete ***** !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, derbyduck said: it's not a thing to be mocked ,certain religions can not become Morris dancers , Jews,Muslims ,Β some Catholics,Β are all bannedΒ ! to be a Morris Dancer you have to be a complete ***** !! Not a complete ........, they still have some parts missing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 3 hours ago, sam triple said: All I get from my mrs is β oh youβve got your gay gear on again β ( breaks socks gators )Β that is an awful thing to say...........very upsetting at the beginning of a special day.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernel gadaffi Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 My wife flicked the tassles and said "they look like morris dancers socks" !!!π‘π€¬ Β That's below the belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 minute ago, kernel gadaffi said: My wife flicked the tassles and said "they look like morris dancers socks" !!!π‘π€¬ Β That's below the belt. i sincerely hope it was ....if the tassells were any higher it would be extremley suspicious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam triple Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 3 hours ago, ditchman said: that is an awful thing to say...........very upsetting at the beginning of a special day.......... I donβt take it to heart we both give as good as we get ,the special bit is getting away from her for the day ππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leach Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 Just hope there is not any else that's going to be revealed just keep to them red socksΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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