Jaymo Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, mel b3 said: oh i dunno , i reckon if we cut his wellies off , jet wash him , and put a dab of dettol behind his ear , hed be quite the man about town. You have actually met him have you? even Jesus couldn’t work such a miracle Edited March 29, 2020 by Jaymo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, Jaymo said: You have actually met him haven’t you- even Jesus couldn’t work such a miracle That’s a bit harsh 😂 difficult yes 🤔 impossible no but it’ll take time 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 29 minutes ago, clangerman said: FWB all the fun without the baggage it’s brilliant Probably being thick here, and regret asking. FWB?? Lost me there. NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, NatureBoy said: Probably being thick here, and regret asking. FWB?? Lost me there. NB friend with benefits lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, Jaymo said: You have actually met him have you? even Jesus couldn’t work such a miracle I was actually hoping that you would take charge of Wellington boot removal and toenail clipping. 13 minutes ago, Old farrier said: That’s a bit harsh 😂 difficult yes 🤔 impossible no but it’ll take time 😂😂 Then nigel could take charge of re shoeing 😊. 29 minutes ago, grrclark said: Some would willingly pay more taxes Mel and some say they would until they realise what it means they can no longer do or buy. It's just basic human nature. You are right however, more taxes wouldn't necessarily mean more of things that we think important. I really would be quite happy to make the sacrifice if it were for the greater good , and I suspect that many others would too , just as long as the money wasn't wasted , or given to the greedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 58 minutes ago, clangerman said: friend with benefits lol Doh! Cos. Had a few of them. Never seem to work for long and gets complicated if folk are not truthful. Especially if they know your family and friends. A lot say it. Few mean it. Lot of my mates are gals and they say the same. Rural dating ant easy. 😉 NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, NatureBoy said: Doh! Cos. Had a few of them. Never seem to work for long and gets complicated if folk are not truthful. Especially if they know your family and friends. A lot say it. Few mean it. Lot of my mates are gals and they say the same. Rural dating ant easy. 😉 NB that’s a different matter nobody has secrets in a village i was raised in one you need to be in a town for it to work obviously not at the moment though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 With any luck it'll ease the pressure on A&E. All those people who get so worked up about minor things and rush to their nearest hospital will realise that actually, it is possible to do most things at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, NatureBoy said: Doh! Cos. Had a few of them. Never seem to work for long and gets complicated if folk are not truthful. Especially if they know your family and friends. A lot say it. Few mean it. Lot of my mates are gals and they say the same. Rural dating ant easy. 😉 NB Sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, clangerman said: that’s a different matter nobody has secrets in a village i was raised in one you need to be in a town for it to work obviously not at the moment though Exactly! I have heard some great stories of what i am spose to of done. I say if only my life was that interesting 😉 Jealous a lot of them! NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, AVB said: Sheep? No. But there is a good looking alpaca over the road. Something about the eyes and those lashes. NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, NatureBoy said: No. But there is a good looking alpaca over the road. Something about the eyes and those lashes. NB Give it a month and someone might have eaten that alpaca, so don't play hard to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, Mice! said: Give it a month and someone might have eaten that alpaca, so don't play hard to get. Kinky! True, but there's 500 sheep up the road and a herd of Guernseys ont farm! It's dem udders! . . . Thinking black adder sketches. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, NatureBoy said: Exactly! I have heard some great stories of what i am spose to of done. I say if only my life was that interesting 😉 Jealous a lot of them! NB unfortunately most of my village rumours were true best one was hanging out with a divorcee at 14 not a good move but real fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, clangerman said: unfortunately most of my village rumours were true best one was hanging out with a divorcee at 14 not a good move but real fun When does she get out of prison? NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 she had to leave the village divorce was frowned on in the 60s taking up with me sealed it she had to leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 At one time some gals in my village actually dare not be seen talking to me in public. . . . . Have met a few gals in supermarkets. But now is probably not the time. . Being 6'3" there chat up line is often "can you get something off the top shelf for me". NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 the girls made me worse they liked a tear away my poor parents had a hard time think they were a touch glad when i left to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, clangerman said: she had to leave the village divorce was frowned on in the 60s taking up with me sealed it she had to leave I bet!. . .Weren't they still burning folk then? . . ."Stone her"!! NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I have been challenged and find some solace in THIS article, probably not correct in all aspects but well thought through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, NatureBoy said: I bet!. . .Weren't they still burning folk then? . . ."Stone her"!! NB i certainly felt the old mans belt buckle over it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 I think we should be writing that book we talk about writing in these times of isolation! , , , , I did start once. Burnt it! NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 In 2012 at age of 56 I started with cancer. My entire life and world changed in the course of a 2 hour trip to Hospital to have , what was assumed to be, a leaky blood vessel investigate after 9 tumours and 8 operations over 3 years I stopped chasing the money working all hours having no holidays ...and now i spend more time with my ( now) 7 grand children work when I want for who I want...if I don't like the look of a job or a customer I tell them I don't want it we ain't got much money , but there's enough so there isn't really much I would change apart from looking out more for others less fortunate and keep a bigger stock of bog rolls in stay safe and stay in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatureBoy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, clangerman said: i certainly felt the old mans belt buckle over it lol Ahhh! The good ol days. . . . . You would be in care being abused if it happened in these days. NB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, NatureBoy said: Ahhh! The good ol days. . . . . You would be in care being abused if it happened in these days. NB no grudge i was wild here’s one on village life local egg farmer caught his wife at it slapped her home in front of the whole village local bobby was clapping louder than anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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