ditchman Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 i was going to put this in the jokes section....but i cant because its true........ watching TV a few mins ago and i was reading the "strap" at the bottom........weather waring comes up............. "the weather office has just issued a yellow snow warning for parts of Scotland".............. well ...lucky old Scotland...........be careful out there folks media folk must think carefully in future.......the public can be frightened easily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samboy Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Yellow snow ?. Make sure you don't eat it 😝. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, samboy said: Yellow snow ?. Make sure you don't eat it 😝. Also you must be vigilant for 'brown snow'. Slippier and smellier! 🤢 Ditchy, I see a news headline this week. "Why is the uk so cold at the moment". duhh! Maybe because our planets elliptical orbit in nearly the furthest point from the sun in it's yearly cycle. It's bloomin winter! Edited December 13, 2022 by 7daysinaweek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Yep, amazing what I have read in the papers recently...PANIC PANIC 8mm of snow fell...now 8 cm (3 inches) might just frighten some but not those of us who have fought our way through 3 foot drifts to get home. For a start remove MAY and COULD from the English language replace with WILL Just lit the log burner in the kitchen, my wife is preparing some nice local grown lamb chops for supper, with sprout tops, now how many young folk know just how good they are? Some roasties and apple cake and cream to finish. Maybe a couple of fingers of Scotch to start then a glass of red to wash it all down. Yellow, pink, purple whatver the colour of snow I could not care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Thy will be warning you of a warning next!😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Walker570 said: Yep, amazing what I have read in the papers recently...PANIC PANIC 8mm of snow fell...now 8 cm (3 inches) might just frighten some but not those of us who have fought our way through 3 foot drifts to get home. For a start remove MAY and COULD from the English language replace with WILL Just lit the log burner in the kitchen, my wife is preparing some nice local grown lamb chops for supper, with sprout tops, now how many young folk know just how good they are? Some roasties and apple cake and cream to finish. Maybe a couple of fingers of Scotch to start then a glass of red to wash it all down. Yellow, pink, purple whatver the colour of snow I could not care less. nev ....dont think you have got it ...you went off on a bit of a tangent.......................have you never been warned by your parents ...never to eat yellow snow ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Hello, that's taking the pee 🤔😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good shot? Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Love the snow, it shows me where all the rabbits are located. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Yes, I got it no problem, it is jsut I get so fed up with the over the top media on this little cold spell we are having. They don't know what cold is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 5 hours ago, 7daysinaweek said: Also you must be vigilant for 'brown snow'. Slippier and smellier! 🤢 Ditchy, I see a news headline this week. "Why is the uk so cold at the moment". duhh! Maybe because our planets elliptical orbit in nearly the furthest point from the sun in it's yearly cycle. It's bloomin winter! Technically, it’s still autumn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 Re don't know what cold is, I do. Was brought up in house with single pane of glass in metal window frames. No radiators at all, one open coal fire. When the coal run out we sat in duffle coats. Used to get ice on the inside of the windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 31 minutes ago, 30-6 said: Re don't know what cold is, I do. Was brought up in house with single pane of glass in metal window frames. No radiators at all, one open coal fire. When the coal run out we sat in duffle coats. Used to get ice on the inside of the windows. yew run outta coal in Wales...................!!!!!!!...........................you must have been doing something wrong boi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 We did have wooden window frames....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted December 13, 2022 Report Share Posted December 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 30-6 said: Re don't know what cold is, I do. Was brought up in house with single pane of glass in metal window frames. No radiators at all, one open coal fire. When the coal run out we sat in duffle coats. Used to get ice on the inside of the windows. We had luxury. A coal fire in the kitchen range and in the frontroom. Still singlepane of glass metal frames. We didn't run out of coal as Dad worked for the pit and got a coal allowance. We got washed at the kitchen sink and dressed in the kitchen as the bedrooms were freezing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boybrit Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 9 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said: We had luxury. A coal fire in the kitchen range and in the frontroom. Still singlepane of glass metal frames. We didn't run out of coal as Dad worked for the pit and got a coal allowance. We got washed at the kitchen sink and dressed in the kitchen as the bedrooms were freezing. If you told the youngsters that today they would not believe you, ha ha. Monty rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McSpredder Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 11 hours ago, 30-6 said: Was brought up in house with single pane of glass in metal window frames. No radiators at all, one open coal fire. When the coal run out we sat in duffle coats. Used to get ice on the inside of the windows. I feel sorry for young folk who have never had the chance to see those beautiful frost patterns on the inside of the windows, or to scratch their names with a fingernail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 2 hours ago, McSpredder said: I feel sorry for young folk who have never had the chance to see those beautiful frost patterns on the inside of the windows, or to scratch their names with a fingernail. Or melt hand patterns on the inside of the window. 🤷♀️ Nearly came a cropper with that when my hand stuck when it was really cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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