ditchman Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 Last winter there were several yellow warnings for snow.............we all know not to eat yellow snow...... we now inEast anglia have "A YELLOW RAIN " warning...................jeesus christ......now some of us would actually enjoy this event....but the weather forecasters should think before they write up predictions........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 It a warning you better listen too we had that last week a months worth of rain fell in 24 hours lots of places still flooded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 It'd be my luck for rain as I'm coming to Norfolk for 10 days end of October. Better pack the wax jacket😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu64 Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 Not sure they got what you are talking about ditchy! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 1 hour ago, stu64 said: Not sure they got what you are talking about ditchy! 🤣 thank god ...i was beginning to think i had been a bit tooo outa da box.......stu......yew got a brain boi cloudy with meatballs with goldenshowers.................some people want it simple ...there is no fun in that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu64 Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 13/10/2023 at 10:54, ditchman said: thank god ...i was beginning to think i had been a bit tooo outa da box.......stu......yew got a brain boi cloudy with meatballs with goldenshowers.................some people want it simple ...there is no fun in that Trying no to encourage you after the hamster post 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 Why is it we suddenly seem to have warnings, is it the new way of forecasting. A few years back it would just be, rain on Sunday, frost Monday morning. Now it's warning water falling from the skies!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 my version is a lump of seaweed nailed to the back door.....if its soft and plump its going to rain....if it is hard and crispy its going to be fine........... just as accuarate as a quizillion £ weather computor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 6 hours ago, ditchman said: my version is a lump of seaweed nailed to the back door.....if its soft and plump its going to rain....if it is hard and crispy its going to be fine........... just as accuarate as a quizillion £ weather computor I thought you still had a brick on a string? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robden Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 If the weather forecasting is accurate, why don't all the different tv and radio stations say the same?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Centrepin said: I thought you still had a brick on a string? Eh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 1 hour ago, ditchman said: Eh ! Brick on a string, hang out of window: If it's wet: Raining If it's dry: Sunny If it's missing: Gale force winds 🤣🤣 Gotcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted October 15, 2023 Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 6 hours ago, ditchman said: Eh ! There you go 🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2023 Ha..........thats a new one on me.........................i wonder if anyone (as ajoke) put that up somewhere in the weather centre ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 Don't tempt me 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 Looking good Countryfile reckon you southerners are going to be colder than us Scotch's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 16 minutes ago, Bigbob said: Looking good Countryfile reckon you southerners are going to be colder than us Scotch's bloody frost this morning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 Our fourth frosty morning in a row, but it makes for a nice day. 👍 Storage heaters went on last night; but nippy in the studios! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbyduck Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 On 12/10/2023 at 21:16, ditchman said: Last winter there were several yellow warnings for snow.............we all know not to eat yellow snow...... we now inEast anglia have "A YELLOW RAIN " warning...................jeesus christ......now some of us would actually enjoy this event....but the weather forecasters should think before they write up predictions........ **** good one Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandalf Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 If I wake up in the morning it is a good day no matter what the bloody weather does... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 10 hours ago, ditchman said: bloody frost this morning... Would you believe yet another Yellow weather warning for us poor East Anglians , this is not for one day but for two , from Wednesday dinnertime till Friday , nearly non stop rain and they are talking about 1 1/2 inches , so get you down to the co-op first thing in the morning and stock up with four candles , no not fork handles but genuine candles , enough food and a bottle of the co-ops finest Red , when this crisis is over we should be able to cope with the next one which could well be amber , with the county on major panic stations keep your chin up and I hope to see you on the other side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, marsh man said: Would you believe yet another Yellow weather warning for us poor East Anglians , this is not for one day but for two , from Wednesday dinnertime till Friday , nearly non stop rain and they are talking about 1 1/2 inches , so get you down to the co-op first thing in the morning and stock up with four candles , no not fork handles but genuine candles , enough food and a bottle of the co-ops finest Red , when this crisis is over we should be able to cope with the next one which could well be amber , with the county on major panic stations keep your chin up and I hope to see you on the other side if the weather bureau issue many more coloured warnings ...we will all turn queer........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted October 16, 2023 Report Share Posted October 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: if the weather bureau issue many more coloured warnings ...we will all turn queer........... The amounts of gays about it will soon be compulsory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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