ditchman Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 dont make me bloody larf......and king charles is being taken right down the swanee on this one.............Beckham will move heavan and earth and sell his soul to the devil to get a knighthood......the reason he hasnt got one already is because of his creative accounting in the past (look what happened to lester piggot) so Beckham has now taken up bee keeping...soon all you will see sticking out of charles backside is Beckhams damn toenails Beekeeper my veroa mite ridden rear end...HHHhhahhahhahhahhahahhahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 (edited) Does this mean that Walker's are going to bring out 'honey and one spice' flavoured crisps ? 🤷♂️💃🤣 Hope you're taking something for those mites ? 🤭😂 Edited June 2 by JKD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 (edited) Hello, i saw this and thought 🤔 Shining Armour but no Knight 🤔🙄, Where is he going to do some Bee Keeping 🤔 Edited June 2 by oldypigeonpopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 46 minutes ago, JKD said: Does this mean that Walker's are going to bring out 'honey and one spice' flavoured crisps ? 🤷♂️💃🤣 Hope you're taking something for those mites ? 🤭😂 Stormy Daniels is picking them off for me ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, ditchman said: Stormy Daniels is picking them off for me ........... Did you get her to sign a non-disclosure ?! 🤭🤓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 15 minutes ago, JKD said: Did you get her to sign a non-disclosure ?! 🤭🤓 No point as it's not worth the paper it is printed on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 1 hour ago, JKD said: Did you get her to sign a non-disclosure ?! 🤭🤓 she will do a tell all film...and cut me in for 25% and a fiddle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 'Now taken up bee keeping'? He's been doing it for four years; he took it up during lockdown, so it's hardly a new thing. Not a lot of fanfare was made about it back then, it's just a man's mildly unusual hobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 18 minutes ago, chrisjpainter said: 'Now taken up bee keeping'? He's been doing it for four years; he took it up during lockdown, so it's hardly a new thing. Not a lot of fanfare was made about it back then, it's just a man's mildly unusual hobby. does he actually do it......or has he paid someone to do it for him and stands and watches in a anti bee suit...........and calls himself a beekeeper ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 27 minutes ago, ditchman said: does he actually do it......or has he paid someone to do it for him and stands and watches in a anti bee suit...........and calls himself a beekeeper ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 (edited) interesting ... never seen a hive like that before ...how does that work then ? Edited June 2 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmm243 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 My understanding is that Flow hives come from Australia but only work with certain types of free flowing honey that doesn't crystallise readily. Once it crystallises then it can not flow out of the hives. This would be honey from rape and ivy as far as I am aware ( we have no rape here but loads of ivy). Nobody I know locally has anything other than normal, standard types hives. I checked a hive yesterday that has no queen and they were pretty cranky. Even managed to get stung through the suit. Told.my wife to stay inside for a while but she ignored me and when I went back to the house I had a few angry followers,one of which got stuck in her hair and when she brushed it off it stung her on the finger so I was in the bad books for a while. Have a bit of work to requeen them as soon as possible. Am hour later I got a call from a friend who had a swarm in his garden. Not massive but easily caught so I collected that and hived them this morning. Hopefully they will do OK for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fargo Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 He shoots , fishes and more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 8 minutes ago, Fargo said: He shoots , fishes and more think he shoots with guy ritchie..........might be wrong ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 (edited) 9 hours ago, ditchman said: think he shoots with guy ritchie..........might be wrong ? It’s a shame that more so called Celebs don’t become ambassadors for shooting as the likes of Vinnie Jones who was not afraid of the woke society and what people thought. I know that Adam Henson from Countryfile shoots but is too afraid of his image and longevity on the Biased Broadcasting Company to mention it. Shame on him. OB Edited June 3 by Old Boggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 9 minutes ago, Old Boggy said: It’s a shame that more so called Celebs don’t become ambassadors for shooting as the likes of Vinnie Jones who was not afraid of the woke society and what people thought. I know that Adam Henson from Countryfile shoots but is too afraid of his image and longevity on the Biased Broadcasting Company to mention it. Shame on him. OB Yep, I know a farmer near Worcester that knows him well and he said Adam was told by the producers not to talk about such things on the program, basically he was told, tow the line or we will find someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Just now, old'un said: Yep, I know a farmer near Worcester that knows him well and he said Adam was told by the producers not to talk about such things on the program, basically he was told, tow the line or we will find someone else. Typical BBC. Obviously Henson gets well paid enough to toe the line and not have the courage of his convictions. OB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 59 minutes ago, Old Boggy said: Typical BBC. Obviously Henson gets well paid enough to toe the line and not have the courage of his convictions. OB I did ask the farmer if he knew how much Henson was getting for the program but he said Henson would not tell him the exact figure but told him it was enough for him not to rock the boat. From nearly going bust in the early 2000s Hanson’s farm is now worth around £1.5 and £2.0 million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 (edited) Henson is a typical product of the BBC. A truly bland presenter he never reveals his interest in country sports. Whatever the farm is worth he is still a Tenant. BBC licence fee payers will have paid for his new farm buildings and new machinery. Only Jeremy Vine stands above Henson in my list of nasty, woke and unlikeable TV and radio personalities. As for Beckham, prepare to be surprised. Edited June 3 by JDog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 20 hours ago, ditchman said: dont make me bloody larf......and king charles is being taken right down the swanee on this one.............Beckham will move heavan and earth and sell his soul to the devil to get a knighthood......the reason he hasnt got one already is because of his creative accounting in the past (look what happened to lester piggot) so Beckham has now taken up bee keeping...soon all you will see sticking out of charles backside is Beckhams damn toenails Beekeeper my veroa mite ridden rear end...HHHhhahhahhahhahhahahhahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. But he'll be no Jason Statham. 19 hours ago, ditchman said: Stormy Daniels is picking them off for me ........... Couldn't she just flush the out 😉 17 hours ago, Yellow Bear said: No point as it's not worth the paper it is printed on. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 20 hours ago, JKD said: Does this mean that Walker's are going to bring out 'honey and one spice' flavoured crisps ? 🤷♂️💃🤣 Hope you're taking something for those mites ? 🤭😂 Brilliant 👋. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Was hoping someone would notice my poor attempt at humour 🥳🤭🤣 1 minute ago, bruno22rf said: Brilliant 👋. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 1 minute ago, JKD said: Was hoping someone would notice my poor attempt at humour 🥳🤭🤣 Nothing poor about that, quite the reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 10 minutes ago, bruno22rf said: Nothing poor about that, quite the reverse. Thank you, but I won't be giving up my day job 😆😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 (edited) 2 hours ago, JDog said: Only Jeremy Vine stands above Henson in my list of nasty, woke and unlikeable TV and radio personalities. Along with John Craven, Packham, etc,etc. Oh, and Rita Chakrabati who reads the news. Edited June 3 by London Best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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