vole Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I bet this has been done a few times but here goes.... Work part time. Treat all family and friends to a few quid,not forgetting the Farmer who would at least get a bloody good holiday,and a nice 4x4. A bigger house with a games room and a gun room/ study,with a bar in it.Swimming pool. A cleaner/waitress who is very very presentable. Fishing and shooting holidays or ones where you can shoot fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Buy a big house a nice car and invest the rest so I never have to work again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Car, House in Yorkshire and rest in high interest account Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAULT Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 if you won the lottery and in work your boss was up to his neck in work would you just go and leave him in the s--t when he stuck by you when work was really scarce i asked the boys this in work today and none of the boys would just finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Nice motor, another enduro bike..or two..buy a nice pad somewhere and look into sticking a part of the remaining money into something that would hopefully see me a nice return. I would also ensure my kids were set for life as best as possible. That would probably be my biggest priority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniel Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I would share it with all of you....and no doubt you would do the same Which as just improved my chances of winning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 a boat, just a huge boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Buy a Modest house in the countryside with small holdings and acreage and an Aston Martin to park on the driveway. A rest home for the wife to run, i'd never hear the end of it otherwise and 2 scholarships for my daughters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilv Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) I'd buy the farm you can see in my photo. Then I wouldn't have to drive miles to go up there and shoot on it. I might even blaze away from my bedroom window. I'd look after the sheep and hens and maybe have a few wild boar wandering about the place to ginger things up a bit. As for cars - nah - I'd keep the one I have. It's guns, land and women that I'm interested in. Edited July 31, 2008 by Evilv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignoel Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 i would give it all to my lamping partner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I would set up and fund my own political party. Give these braindeads that are in power now a ear full and make them see sense. Or if I can get a couple of business's that will give me a constant stream of money I will fund it that way. If I didnt want to go the political way I would build a clay pigeon shoot and rifle range and try and get more children involved in shooting, Schools and the cadet forces will get really cheap rates to encourage them to take part in shooting in future. Then I will buy a decent house in the country not to big as I cant be bovvered with all the cleaning but a big garden for the dog preferably woodland garden. Df Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg31 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 id spend half of it straight away by saying goodbye to the missus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salisburykeeper Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I would set up and fund my own political party. Give these braindeads that are in power now a ear full and make them see sense. Or if I can get a couple of business's that will give me a constant stream of money I will fund it that way. If I didnt want to go the political way I would build a clay pigeon shoot and rifle range and try and get more children involved in shooting, Schools and the cadet forces will get really cheap rates to encourage them to take part in shooting in future. Then I will buy a decent house in the country not to big as I cant be bovvered with all the cleaning but a big garden for the dog preferably woodland garden. Df LMAO conjours this image in my mind Dustyfox in control of the country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulf Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Would never happen as I dont play the lottery.... IMO its the poor mans tax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 buy a farm big one,let the ground out, shooting rights for me only,walk out of work on the day i won.tell the boss where two go.buy lots of guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I would set up and fund my own political party. Give these braindeads that are in power now a ear full and make them see sense. Or if I can get a couple of business's that will give me a constant stream of money I will fund it that way. If I didnt want to go the political way I would build a clay pigeon shoot and rifle range and try and get more children involved in shooting, Schools and the cadet forces will get really cheap rates to encourage them to take part in shooting in future. Then I will buy a decent house in the country not to big as I cant be bovvered with all the cleaning but a big garden for the dog preferably woodland garden. Df LMAO conjours this image in my mind Dustyfox in control of the country LOL that actually looks quite right if you take away the glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double barrel Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Faint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salisburykeeper Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Faint !!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I would set up and fund my own political party. Give these braindeads that are in power now a ear full and make them see sense. Or if I can get a couple of business's that will give me a constant stream of money I will fund it that way. If I didnt want to go the political way I would build a clay pigeon shoot and rifle range and try and get more children involved in shooting, Schools and the cadet forces will get really cheap rates to encourage them to take part in shooting in future. Then I will buy a decent house in the country not to big as I cant be bovvered with all the cleaning but a big garden for the dog preferably woodland garden. Df I fear you may need a wee tickle more than £5 million for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 buy a samll farm somewhere in pembrokshire,close to coast,plenty of shooting and fishing,and maybe have a small lake built for a few trout.have a free range chicken population too,just to attract foxes . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 not got a clue Wouldn't it be boring to not want for anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I always remember my grandad saying to me on hearing of the death of a very close friend of his (who was very very rich). Well girl, He may have been a rich old ******. But his money didnt save him from drowning . Am already a very rich young lady. I have all my riches here with me now. xxxsuzy p.s i wouldnt say no to my own personal handyman though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted July 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I dont often do the Lotto either. Hypothetical question only but I do think about getting a windfall just to cheer me up. I think any cars would not be so fancy to get them keyed by jealous folks and the house would only be bigger,not massive. Maybe a Subaru Forester for my fishing and shooting needs. And a load of Mr T type jewellery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 I would go into work, **** people off and get on their nerves. When I have had enough I would have my driver pick me up in the Phantom! I would look after all my mates and family but people who I have had to put up with for to long would suffer. It would be like Bullseye....'look what you could have won'. Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Besides buying my own manor with a bit of ground I would go round ALL my permissions and count up ALL the gates and then contract somebody to go and fit REMOTE-CONTROL ones to every GOD-DAMN one of them. Me lazy???? NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Dave K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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