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Cheers chaps and chapess

 

I shall celebrate tonight by fixing a washing machine :innocent:

 

now i'm 40 can some one let me in on the secret of where old people buy their clothes?

 

the elasticated waist jeans i can find, and oh is it alright for me now to smell of wee?

 

1. You couldn't 'fix' a rapist with two house bricks :lol:

 

2. You aint fooling anyone with the '40' gig :whistling:

 

3. Get some ******* braces you gridle wearer and you never worried about stinking the room out before so why start now Pete :wacko:

 

Other than that I wish you a pleasent day, mate :yes:

 

 

 

 

 

LB

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