taffygun Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Some good suggestions there and yes, Tim Westwood and Jeremy Kyle both get my vote... I would love to massage their heads with a shovel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troosers Too Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Christ! How could I forget. Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan! Smug patronising pair that you just couldn't tire of kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 (edited) Tim Westwood - what a complete and utter twit - i feel embarassed for the moron watching him talking like a yardie ; which is fine if you are from Jamaica - but when you are white, educated at a private school, and you father is a bishop - its pathetic - what a phallus head. Abso-*******-lutely. He is a bell end to the highest degree. I bet he even owns a skateboard. Utter ****. I don't care if he's from south central of his own ********, there's no need to act like 13 year old smack head, least of all when it's all put on. I would say: "Westwood nooooooo, buy some trousers that fit you, make amends with your gay father and stop calling your mates 'hommies', caaahhhhhntttttt". Edited August 6, 2009 by Markio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Dr Alice Roberts who presented The Incredible Human Journey. Kept on repeating the same sentence over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 DANNY DYER-owwible tossa Yes, oh yes. He makes my flesh crawl. I too would say Westwood, were it not for the fact I (and a number of drunk squaddie chums) exacted my revenge on the Mongmeister General in the late 90's by repeatedly getting on air during his "shout out" phone in segment and pretending to be "bad bwoyyyy gangstas" whilst blatantly mocking the man and aping his clownish "WWWWWestside" mannerisms. It went on for a few weeks. Interesting fact: Squaddies slaughtered on gassy lager and cheap spirits make quite convincing "gangsta" impersonators even when they forget what they are supposed to be impersonating or who is on the other end of the phone. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonD Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 CJ, Westwood and Kyle are up there... For me Adrian Chiles drives me up the wall (The One Show) and any other show he does, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzy_lee Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 My vote goes for CJ from Eggheads. He really is an arrogant, self-opinionated, know-it-all tosspot Definitely top of my list as well,i hate the way he smugly takes 10 mins to explain that the answer is B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Right, I've had enough now. What is "Eggheads" and when can I watch it to see if this "CJ" is really more of a tool than Danny Dyer or Tim "Yes Bladd" Westwood? ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 its a quiz show on bbc2 usually round 6ish during the week. i still think the old woman is the most annoying tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Have to agree on CJ or possibly Gillian Mckeith the made up Doctor who thinks her **** smells of roses, complete plonker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 All of them, every single one of the pompous, self obsessed, sycophantic, luvvie loving to*sers. With one single exception. Patrick Moore on the Sky at Night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Jamie 'get your ******* tongue back in your head' Oliver If I didn't want a coke at school, I would have got a bottle of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I have to confess I don't recognise a lot of the names on here, but of those I do recoginse I disagree with some of them. Paxman makes me laugh. I just love his irritated manner in University challenge (only seen it on one of the top 100 do-dah's). Bill Oddie is harmless enough I feel albeit a bit of a moany old *** (BTW I would love to see the fleas of a 1000 camels infest his beard). My vote goes to someone who's not had a mention on here yet and that would be that fat, swede headed, self pretentious "GMTV would fall apart if it weren't for me" irritating as **** Eammon Holmes. What a fat, smug, unimportant piece of prehistoric frog**** that guy is. In fact I'm gonna print his mug off and sight my air rifle up. Now there's satisfaction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustyIrl Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Why has no one said Justin Lee Collins, what a ******* fruitcake. Id love to drop the tv on his head. Oops tv dusty style you fat mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Geoff Boycott. OK, on the Radio, rather than the telly (although, since Lady Seagrave and I ditched the telly a couple of months ago, I can neither confirm nor deny that). LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonboy1 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Trevor Mcdoughnut, the old silver back, he did that police programme the other night and every time he said the words 'why', 'where' and 'when' he pronounced them 'phwhy', 'phwhere' and 'phwhen' what a rectum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted August 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I forgot to add Graham 'roll out the same old **** jokes' Norton. He really is a ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustyIrl Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I forgot to add Graham 'roll out the same old **** jokes' Norton. He really is a ****** Ha ha true, I pity ye that got stuck with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 You lot really need to go shooting, I do not know half of what you are talking about. Do you have square scopes to go with your square eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Oprah winfrey - what a complete bloody racist! or Jeremy "smug" kyle - how come no one has planted him yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconBoy Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 we had a bull mastif in the yard at work that didn't slobber as much as that oliver bloke,would you really want to eat anything he had made after he'd been putting his fingers in it and dribbling all over it......no thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustyIrl Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Oprah winfrey - what a complete bloody racist! or Jeremy "smug" kyle - how come no one has planted him yet? Yea, you'd think one of the rough looking boyos he's had on for dna test of yey another fatherless child would have planted him. Coming to the conclusion this is fake myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 You lot really need to go shooting,I do not know half of what you are talking about. Do you have square scopes to go with your square eyes. 'They' will respond to that when 15 to 1, or Countdown or whatever it is finishes Martin. It always amuses me how upset people get about other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DustyIrl Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 'They' will respond to that when 15 to 1, or Countdown or whatever it is finishes Martin.It always amuses me how upset people get about other people. Ah tis just a bit of fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.