Rob G

A women in a shop was buying loads of food,she notices a young handsome assistant,he has such a cute ar$e it makes her feel horny! she asks him to help carry her bags to her car.On the way she can't hold back anymore and says 'i've got an itchy pussy' he says 'you will have to point it out, all these japenese cars look the same to me' :thumbs:

Be warned shopping scam in tesco,while packing shopping into your car,you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old girls in tight tiny tops.They wash your windscreens with there tits hanging out and ask for a lift to the next town as payment.On the way they strip and go down on each other.Then 1 climbs in to the front and sucks you off.The other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last tues & wed,twice on thurs and again on sat :thumbs:

I think the problem is,the farmer has got a complete stranger knocking on his door asking to walk around his land.If you can get a couple of references and a business style card with your name and contact number on it to give to him incase he changes his mind.Also go to the local pub try to get to know a few locals most of the farmers round my way enjoy a pint or two.

Ok i've got my tin hat on and my bullet proof vest fire away.I have a frontera sport m reg it's got mt tyres on it and goes where i want it to,i can take the rear sunroof panel out and use it for lamping so it pleases me.I'm going to hide under the table now :(

The bouncers cost approx £2.00 each to make,as for hide poles i use adjustable washing poles from argos,it's not a matter of being tight,i think it is more rewarding if you make something yourself and it works :( I made my own net aswell

I don't agree with baiting a field to shoot more pigeons.I shoot on 7 farms in my area and if the farmers caught me baiting a field to entice more pigeons to eat there crops they wouldn't be very impressed :<

I use a plastic gardening cane with a 60amp electrical connecter and 2 lengths of wire coat hanger.Cut the connecter into a block of 3 terminals,the middle terminal slide down the cane approx 8 inches.Then put the lengths of wire in the other two.Bend the last two inches of wire at 90'.Then slide the pigeon down the cane and bend the wire so they hold the wings open.

Deadeye ive,you are right it does cut the range down,i use a tracer max red or orange mainly for foxes tracer mini red or orange mainly for rabbits and a light from argos which i converted to run off a 12v power source with a red or orange filter to find them with.I have noticed that by using a coloured filter the fox isn't as wary.A mate of mine has been using a blue one,i havn't seen it yet so i can't comment on how it works

Have a look on www.foxshot.co.uk they are a pig to use but when they are mastered they are brilliant

Anything that involves a gun and a bit of fieldcraft,lamping foxes rabbits on foot,decoying pigeons rabbiting with an air rifle

Frank,yes mate it does cut your light down.We have shot them at 180+ yds using a red filter.I use a tracer max light either mounted on my gun or with a hand held conversion fitted.In my opinion a filter makes a real difference,when we use a white light you can see the fox keep blinking where it is too bright where as when we use red or orange it will keep looking at you while it is running to the call

PROPER JOB Frank,do you use a coloured filter on your light,we have found that red or orange work best around here

As LB says 'never give up' you might of caught him on a bad day.If you keep asking at least he will know you are keen.And at the end of the day that is what they want.You are there to keep the pigeons,vermin off the crops not get huge bags if you make this clear to them you will be pleasantly surprised.It got me and my brother 3 days pheasant shooting this year,and a small wood to entice wild pheasant into so we and the farmhands can have our own walked up days

Tam,that sounds like the job for me,i could look up some old friends......Been a slaughterman for the last 19yrs

I have just sent email,i am approx 10 miles from the area.I will let you know how i get on

Frank,round my way they are DRAG hunting.I've found that there seems to be just as many foxes around if not more.Do they DRAG hunt in your area ?.All the land i shoot on is arable so we havn't got the problem with lambs etc.

Congratulations :(

I'm going to start selling bulet proof vests for foxes.If you two go out there will be none left for the rest of us :thumbs: if you do get out together you should do a dvd would be great viewing :(

Well done frank,you and tommy should team up,charlie wouldn't have a hope in hell.I was going out tonight but guess who forgot to charge his batterie :*)

I think i've got bird flu.I can't reverse the car :(

If i'm not shooting i'm carping,never been to france im afraid it doesn't realy appeal to me.

Ive got a bettinsoli 12b,so when i decided to get a 20b a couple of weeks ago i thought i'd have a look at one.To be honest it was horrible didn't mount very well and the wood wasn't to good.Ended up getting a franchi harrier 28'' mc lovely gun i would highly reccomend one

If it is a abbsess basicaly it is the dead white blood cells which have tried to fight a infection (puss) i wouldn't advise anybody to eat it.Depending where and how big abbsess is you can remove them and still eat the meat.Trouble is it could be in all the glands and you wouldn't know it. Best to bin anything your not sure about

Sounds like a abbsess

Makes a change from the usual snowmen and robin decorations :thumbs: