keg Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) Hi leeds chimp I am born and bred in Leeds, and whilst not a student have done the Otley Road run a few times, the three shoes, new inn and the original oak were some of my favourites. I live up by the airport and haven't done it for many years. You must have had the patience of a saint handling those poncey students. Sometimes down your way as we have friends that live between Thetford and Norwich. Edited December 5, 2011 by keg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Bear Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 not realy barred but sacked as karaoke jock for ********** everything i could get a grip of fine until it was landlords daughter and daughter in law oh and his sister not one of my best ideas :lol: :lol: At the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rascal_2005 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I got barred from a bar in bornmouth last yeah for fighting..... All good until you realize i was on crutches with a broken hip?!?!? Think it way have been some lads tattle telling as i was getting more than my fair share of attention from the girls . . . . . Then my made decided i made my injury up and snapped my crutches ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_No Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 my head has been used a few times to open doors, not just by doormen but the police aswell , my theory if your being naughty and get dragged out of a club your going throught the door first, ive even been chucked down stairs by door staff, most of the time ive been chucked out is grabing a mate before hes throttled some one door staff and police dont see it like that, but thats what they are paid for to protect others Serves you right for drinking in Maddies/Libertys/Liquid (dependent on how old you are) now Zanibars was the place to be thrown out of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 (edited) Two of my Mates got baned after, 1st mate went in toilet opened tin of Cambells Veg soup got a mouth full , came back to the Bar and pretended to throw up on the Bar. Then second Mate sucked it up Bar maid then threw up for real after seeing what happened :lol: PELTY Edited December 5, 2011 by the pelt man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berties Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 a few years ago we managed to cause a up rising in a nasty pub,on a Sunday night by putting on the free jukebox mysterious girl by Peter Andre 25 times ,the local spit and saw dust crew never appreciated it and after stamping their web feet we were asked to leave ,mind you we got thrown out of or I would like to say asked to leave 3 drinking holes that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Hi leeds chimp I am born and bred in Leeds, and whilst not a student have done the Otley Road run a few times, the three shoes, new inn and the original oak were some of my favourites. I live up by the airport and haven't done it for many years. You must have had the patience of a saint handling those poncey students. Sometimes down your way as we have friends that live between Thetford and Norwich. ahhh use to work the oak and headingley tap.....whereabouts you live now then near the airport.?? might know you depending on your age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo23 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Serves you right for drinking in Maddies/Libertys/Liquid (dependent on how old you are) now Zanibars was the place to be thrown out of... haha yes, it was liquid was never a fan of zanibars, cloud 9 or miss money pennies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconBoy Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 haha yes, it was liquid was never a fan of zanibars, cloud 9 or miss money pennies been chucked out of the crazy horse(crazy 'oss) and had a smack in the mouth off the lovely bouncer for my troubles(i was stopping my cousin fighting) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurefisher Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 hi all, Just read alot of the posts on this topic and really cracked up at a few of them. Thanks for the laughs,I have obviously led a sheltered life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 My wife and I got banned from the Michelin Starred restaurant Casamia (the one Gordon '*******' Ramsay did a programme about) in Bristol by the 'mother' there (who GR said was bad for business as I recall) because we had the temerity to complain that the table we had booked for eight was still not ready at 9.30pm and we had been sitting in the foyer eating bread for an hour and a half. Disgusting service. So we went over the road for a chinese takeaway instead. She moaned that they 'could have given the table to someone else.' I said 'what table?' She then said, 'well, all I ask is that you don't come back!' I said, 'there's not much chance of that!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 My wife and I got banned from the Michelin Starred restaurant Casamia (the one Gordon '*******' Ramsay did a programme about) in Bristol by the 'mother' there (who GR said was bad for business as I recall) because we had the temerity to complain that the table we had booked for eight was still not ready at 9.30pm and we had been sitting in the foyer eating bread for an hour and a half. Disgusting service. So we went over the road for a chinese takeaway instead. She moaned that they 'could have given the table to someone else.' I said 'what table?' She then said, 'well, all I ask is that you don't come back!' I said, 'there's not much chance of that!' you got more patience than me ...... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 We were drinking wine too. I think that night we had 'invisible customer sundrome'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo23 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 been chucked out of the crazy horse(crazy 'oss) and had a smack in the mouth off the lovely bouncer for my troubles(i was stopping my cousin fighting) haha the bonking donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGEvans Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Got banned from a local with a gang of mates for moving all the furniture around during a lock in. Put the Pool table in the bogs, that was hard work especially after having a few, we put all the tables and chairs upside down, phoned loads of taxis to come and collect a load of made up people,got some pizzas delivered,that kind of thing. Seems daft now but when your 18 things like that made sense! Didnt do too much damage though. Thrown out of loads of pubs when part of a gang when the mate with small man syndrome thinks he's Batman. We all have one of those mates.Played in bands for years too,so we were quite often not allowed to return for one reason or another but that dont really count! Good stories guys, been good reading them, T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAD1927 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 A group of us got banned from a bar in Germany, my mate was drunk as usual but annoyingly there were more drunk Germans than him. We went back to the bar the following day only to be told he was not allowed back in so a friend of mine returned to his room and retrieved some CS pellets dropped them in the ash tray and said drink up lads we're off. He left his lit cigarette on top of the tablets and as we walked out the door a cloud of CS was released, funny old thing none of the Brits were allowed back in the bar ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39TDS Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Was asked to leave after I rode my horse across the dance floor of a disco. Me and the horse were allowed to finish our pints first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Bear Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 been chucked out of the crazy horse(crazy 'oss) and had a smack in the mouth off the lovely bouncer for my troubles(i was stopping my cousin fighting) Ahhh the Bonkin Donkey. That takes me back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 at the nevada in bolton 1976 roller blading ,jumped on stage after one too many beers,grabbed the mike off the lead singer ( new years eve party ) and started singing,bouncers were chasing me all over the stage and the rink,all of us wearing roller skates,it was like something out of the key stone cops mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR1960 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Banned from the Mitre on Earlham Road because some **** head thought it would be funny to pour his pint over my head and follow it with the glass, so I hit him with a bar stool. Banned from Dukes in Chelmsford for being "bigger than the bouncer" and arguing about it, didn't even get in let alone start anything. Not sure why I was banned on either ocassion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Bear Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 I've just remembered a good one. Well partly, my memory's a little hazy. A group of us decided to go to Rhyl for the weekend. We were in a nightclub when Chubby Brown got on stage and started singing. My mate jumped on stage and grabbed Chubby's flying hat. There was a wrestling match with the bouncers for the hat and we were all thrown out. Don't know what happened to the hat but it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klatuveradanikto Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Barred by association. The story goes it was my mums birthday last November she was in her local village pub (only 3 pubs in the village) enjoying a drink and a dance, apparently Ronnie Corbetts son was playing in a group and me mum was dancing a bit enthusiastically and tumbled into a speaker thus causing a bit of a hic-cup in the band and mother was asked to leave and the whole family was barred, my name was mentioned in particular did'nt even know anyone in the pub knew me i was'nt even there, only been there a few times myself!!! so we always have a laugh about it and spend our money in the 2 remaining better pubs we had the last laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmar fudd Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 me and a mate got barred from our local for fighting a couple of weeks ago with another two lads who were visiting and as it got more heated a few things were broken, my mate was fighting in the toilets and smashed through a cubicle wall and i was fighting by the bar and broke some wooden panneling on the walls we all got kicked out and escorted seperate ways so we didnt fight outside then me and my mate woke up by my phone ringing, only to find it was pauline the landlady asking us if we could call round before they open up and repair what we broke and not to worry about it she was just having a bad night fudd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chally2 Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 I got banned from a club for singing with mates. Nothing rude, just singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste eibar Posted January 26, 2012 Report Share Posted January 26, 2012 Got banned from the local for lesbian baiting.I used to wind a group of about six up every week. Anyway one of them looked like Jimmy kranky i told her this and they all kicked off. Got banned for a month it was good fun though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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