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My Dyslexia kicked in with this post thought it was...Bare Girls

 

Like watching him but....If Bear Grylls thinks he is experienced in-hostile environments...I would love to see him in Moss-side Manchester or Glasgow they would show him some new knife skills.

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Best one I've seen was when he ate a goats nut

I'll bet the gaot wasn't too happy about that!

The mans a fraud! Let's face it, how many times have you been out and found a dead deer, sheep, goat or camel that is still fresh enough to eat, and even if you did would you even consider eating it without knowing what it died of?

As has been said send him to Moss Side or Brixton at closing time on a friday night and see how well he survives - Mind you he should find a few half eaten Kebabs or KFCs to help him to "survive" the cold hard night!

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The words "bell" and "end" spring to mind, as they do with Ben Fogle and that over-excited muscley bloke with the squeaky voice who does those wildlife/adventure shows. Urban, public school, dumbed-down Blue Peter presenters who treat the audience like five year old. Kate Humble is the female version. Ghastly.

David Attenborough, Ray Mears and Jack Hargreaves for me. Grown up presenters for grown ups.

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I always thought Bear was a bit soft but I read one of his books recently and now have a lot more respect for him.

 

He climbed everest after breaking bhis back. He's raised lots of money for charity.

He went to posh schools but under protest and admits he's not bery academic.

 

He says about his tv shows and you would be supprised at how much he does.

 

 

Do you think even Ray Mears has no support when out in the wild.

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I like Bear Grylls shows. I don't really care if after the days filming he sleeps in a hotel, it's TV.

 

If I was stuck in harsh terrain and I had to get out, I'd pick Bear Grylls to be my guide rather than Ray 'Hello Clouds, Hello Sky' Mears every time. Sometimes you have to take a serious risk, rather than sit drinking herbal tea and whittling.

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I like Bear Grylls shows. I don't really care if after the days filming he sleeps in a hotel, it's TV.

 

If I was stuck in harsh terrain and I had to get out, I'd pick Bear Grylls to be my guide rather than Ray 'Hello Clouds, Hello Sky' Mears every time. Sometimes you have to take a serious risk, rather than sit drinking herbal tea and whittling.

If i was lost in the wild, Ray Mears for me. Bear is in too much of a hurry not sure i could keep up. With Ray i could drink the herbal tea whittle a spoon and walk out of trouble in a week or two. If things go realy bad i could kill my guide with a sharp tap to the back of the head and eat them and Ray has a lot more meat than a tough Bear Grylls.

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No disrespect lister1-if its in his book (that he's trying to sell you) then it must be fact eh?

More likely to be true than a tv series.

 

I know what your saying. Any tv series has to have some form of safety net.

 

Lets not forget that Bear Grylls was a member if the SAS so he must know a little bit.

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Ray actually does the stuff, Bear did when he was in the SAS T.A................a mate of mine knows Ray.....who also shoots. that should win him fans here.

 

If i was on a plane that crashed in the wilds i would rather Ray was a fellow surviving passenger than Bear.

 

Bears are big, hairy and **** in the woods, Bear isn't that big, isn't hairy and we all know he ****s at the travel lodge.......................my wife sometimes calls me Bear, as i am big, i am very hairy and you have guessed the third

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Ray actually does the stuff, Bear did when he was in the SAS T.A................a mate of mine knows Ray.....who also shoots. that should win him fans here.

 

 

Last time I looked, Mears was BDS accredited witness for DSC level 2.

 

Anyone else getting a touch of deja vu with this thread?

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