Mentalmac Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I'd ask to live comfortably and not have to worry about anything. And a wife who likes shooting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I would ask him to take two inches from my waist and add two to my **** ! So you want a 30" waist and a 10" cock do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 make "star treck" real.................them green wimin really get me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 That is correct D, i cant afford another can. I got one from a foreign chap in the market a while back, not cheap mind, i paid a monkey but it was worth it - hammered copper it was. You just spray the dog with it and it lives forever. Sadly i lost the can in a bizarre series of events and never got to use it. I went back to the market next week but he wasnt there. That sounds dangerous stuff what happens if it got into the wrong hands, a leading politician for example, are you able to expand on the bizzare series of events or do the words official secrets feature, we had a foreign chap here once and then later he wasn't there as well, they move mysteriously foreign chaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 So you want a 30" waist and a 10" cock do you? maybe it's the other way round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougall Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I would ask him to take two inches from my waist and add two to my **** ! similar but with 8inches..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I'd ask him to convince the world there was no such thing as religion and that the bible was just a good read. And if we could backdate this just think how many wars, killings, suicide bombings, 9/11 etc etc would not have happened. And, if I'm not pushing my luck, could we have honest politicians and police. One could argue that it is religion that stops us from being and behaving the same as most other animals ( first I should say that I do not beleive in any gods) but the Christion religon lays down in the ten comandments a set of ruels that alows us to live with other people first of all thow shalt not kill or do other bad things to other people and if you do god will send you to hell when you die. Ok that does not stop one groupe of people saying our god is the real one and yours is not so they think this gives them the rite to kill the others but in the end we as people need ruels to live by and that is a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I would ask him to take two inches from my waist and add two to my **** ! The only problem with that is if it was 2" bigger as you did not say where you wanted the "2 to go you could end up with a 4" dia one would that work for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) When I was born god gave me two choices A good memory Or A big cock I can't remember what I asked for Boom Edited May 16, 2014 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novice cushie shooter Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Would ask him to stop the woman who fell asleep at the wheel from crashing into the car i was travelling in and killing my best mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I've got another one. Dear God, will you please make older hotels in the UK somewhat less than a hundred degrees bloody Fahrenheit at all times and at all seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I've got another one. Dear God, will you please make older hotels in the UK somewhat less than a hundred degrees bloody Fahrenheit at all times and at all seasons. Youre still doing the old folks home circuit then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Never to have created bleeding blood sucking insects, I hate the chuffing earth they inhabit and would be happy without itchy bites!!! Currently nursery three horsefly ones which are still itchy after 2 weeks. Christen Union New Testaments, go figure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Perhaps God (whichever you feel is the right one) could make humour ubiquitous, along with honesty, integrity, humility and selflessness. I would like that kind of world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Wot is canine infinity spray? Selfish but I'd like to have flown a Spitfire and tried a bit of deflection shooting. I did some of that yesterday ;-) Oh! You mean that wasn't deflection shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I did some of that yesterday ;-) Oh! You mean that wasn't deflection shooting Wot ? Fly a Spitfire - you lucky person, or just 'normal' shooting. I do realise both are deflection shooting but the term was, I think, coined in the development of the 'deflection gunsight'? Could be wrong. Any road up its a bit different when the ground is moving beneath you ! Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Wot ? Fly a Spitfire - you lucky person, or just 'normal' shooting. I do realise both are deflection shooting but the term was, I think, coined in the development of the 'deflection gunsight'? Could be wrong. Any road up its a bit different when the ground is moving beneath you ! Cheers Tell me about it! Makes the withdrawal method an absolute ****** :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Perhaps God (whichever you feel is the right one) could make humour ubiquitous, along with honesty, integrity, humility and selflessness. I would like that kind of world.+ 1 but unfortunately some have had all of the above knocked out of them, others are just ******, whilst the best strive for all of the above whatever their situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I'd like a job I enjoy. I'm lucky in that department love mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggum Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Mine would be that cancer never existed it touched mine and too many of my friends lives in a bad way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owo1-man Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 To send a lightning bolt into everyone's car, van, truck who parks in a disable parking bay when not allowed to do so. Remember ignorance is not a disability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 To send a lightning bolt into everyone's car, van, truck who parks in a disable parking bay when not allowed to do so.Remember ignorance is not a disability. not being picky if the car park is full and I mean full and there is a spot a disabled spot free aren't we allowed to use it as long as we move the veichle if a disabled person needs it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Youre still doing the old folks home circuit then? Tinsel and Turkey weekends, guaranteed poke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 not being picky if the car park is full and I mean full and there is a spot a disabled spot free aren't we allowed to use it as long as we move the veichle if a disabled person needs it Really, no parking spots (so nowhere to park) and the disabled person has to find you? You didn`t think that one out did you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Really, no parking spots (so nowhere to park) and the disabled person has to find you? You didn`t think that one out did you! A bit picky - obviously they'd have to travel in on the bus first, find you and ask you to move, then go back and get their car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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