Jump to content

My Fella's Cooking is terrible


Winston72
 Share

Recommended Posts

10 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said:

Two other meals.

One is rolled breast of lamb, hot smoked in the woodman smoker over hickory chips. I put a stainless bowl in the bottom basket to catch the meat juices to make a smokey gravy. Served with green beans, carrots new potatoes and mint sauce.

The other is Salmon cooked in butter and dill in a casserole dish in the microwave served with jacket potato and green beans.

IMG_20180428_173650.jpg

IMG_20180131_183104.jpg

Can I come and live with you and Andrew please, I'm very quiet and I don't take up much space ?.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 65
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

8 hours ago, grrclark said:

Indeed, however if you visit some James Martin restaurants, bringing it back round to food, you can enjoy a fish that has been nailed to a chopping board for presentation purposes.  I guess proving at least one cook can chap a nail in as well, there is hope :)

image.png.38f4c845adf68f874dee46e05a6c4950.png

JamesMartin. ?Compulsory Saturday morning viewing for my lad and me when he was younger. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I am a very good cook, mainly down to my mom. Over the years i have converted the missus into a reasonable producer as well, the only thing is when she cooks everylast thing, pot, utensil in the kitchen gets used no matter how small the dish. If she does something like a sunday roast it looks like a heard of wilderbeast has been through

Link to comment
Share on other sites

41 minutes ago, Ollieollie said:

I am a very good cook, mainly down to my mom. Over the years i have converted the missus into a reasonable producer as well, the only thing is when she cooks everylast thing, pot, utensil in the kitchen gets used no matter how small the dish. If she does something like a sunday roast it looks like a heard of wilderbeast has been through

Ditto. Ex used to drive me crackers. A good cook, but everything was left out; looked like there’d been an explosion.  it would take ages to clean up afterwards. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I have to say, that fishfinger sandwich has got me wanting one now. Not exactly food porn, granted, more of a slutty snack. 

I tend to eat pretty clean these days but if I do get hunger pangs then I satiated them with several teaspoons of peanut butter and Jim-Jams chocolate spread (together, on the same spoon). That's about as dirty as I get. Oh, and the odd pack of Coan Pork Scratchings if we go out for a drink in the odd occasion. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 2 May 2018 at 04:25, moose man said:

Gets my goat why all of a sudden we have gone back in time and eat food of a piece of wood , or roof slate as is now the fashion in my local ..I always ask for a plate ..

You can't hammer a nail in a plate!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 5/1/2018 at 09:56, chrisjpainter said:

Doner Kebabs. I know they're wrong on almost every conceivable level, but sometimes there's just nothing else that will fit the bill. 

Have to agree. And anytime! The salad on them could be part of our 5 a day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...