old man Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 (edited) 9 hours ago, team tractor said: Tonight’s was only 40 mins yesterday’s even bought me a birthday present Didn’t help tonight my ex turning up at my mates with my birthday present. Man o man my life’s up and down . Take it from me, experience tells motion like that always ends with trouble unless the nuts have previosly been sorted out? Edited December 29, 2024 by old man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 35 minutes ago, team tractor said: Let’s not go there . She left 3 weeks ago without a word . Refused to speak . she took my birthday present to my mates … chubby brown tickets 😎 Dude can I come with you , I'd love to see chubby brown , and I'm an easy lay. I'll even buy my own drinks 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 5 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Dude can I come with you , I'd love to see chubby brown , and I'm an easy lay. I'll even buy my own drinks 😄. You TART. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 No taste in comedy then I wouldn't have her back either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: You TART. Sshhh. He's thinking about it . I'm going to see chubby brown for free 😄😄😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 10 hours ago, team tractor said: Tonight’s was only 40 mins yesterday’s even bought me a birthday present Didn’t help tonight my ex turning up at my mates with my birthday present. Man o man my life’s up and down . Hello, Try not to let it get to you as we say, its her problem so just stay calm and enjoy life , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 35 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Dude can I come with you , I'd love to see chubby brown , and I'm an easy lay. I'll even buy my own drinks 😄. Apparently so flexible you can do it to yourself 😳😳 I've been told to go do it a few times, but never managed 😅😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 i tell you now....i would need alot more than a packet of Twiglets to drop my drawers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: i tell you now....i would need alot more than a packet of Twiglets to drop my drawers.. Thanks for confirming that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 29, 2024 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 🤣🤣🤣. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 21 minutes ago, Mice! said: Apparently so flexible you can do it to yourself 😳😳 I've been told to go do it a few times, but never managed 😅😅 You just aren't trying hard enough 😄. 21 minutes ago, ditchman said: i tell you now....i would need alot more than a packet of Twiglets to drop my drawers.. How far would you go for a packet of twiglets and a box of after eight mints ?. 7 minutes ago, team tractor said: 🤣🤣🤣. Stop laughing , and can you ask for Jimmy Carr tickets next year please . Now get ready , we've got a date 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 6 minutes ago, mel b3 said: How far would you go for a packet of twiglets and a box of after eight mints ?. Mel, it's a LONG Drive to the County of the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 14 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Mel, it's a LONG Drive to the County of the King. I know , but I reckon Nathan would do it 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 ive actually got a box of after eights on the go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: ive actually got a box of after eights on the go... So jaymo had you first then 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 21 minutes ago, mel b3 said: So jaymo had you first then 😄 He was soooooo worth it 😉 Dont tell him I got the after eights in the Boxing Day sales as he might not feel so special then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, Jaymo said: He was soooooo worth it 😉 Dont tell him I got the after eights in the Boxing Day sales as he might not feel so special then I don't think he cares . I told him that I'd found the box of maltesers in a dustbin , but his undercrackers still hit the deck with a supersonic bang . I'm not sure if he's a chocoholic or a xxxxoholic.😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 45 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I don't think he cares . I told him that I'd found the box of maltesers in a dustbin , but his undercrackers still hit the deck with a supersonic bang . I'm not sure if he's a chocoholic or a xxxxoholic.😁. jaymo splashed out and gave me a box of Bendix mints......Ho Ho Ho ..........we did allsorts of things.....and he wasnt gentle either.....them Bendix mints turned him into a bloody animal.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 8 minutes ago, ditchman said: jaymo splashed out and gave me a box of Bendix mints......Ho Ho Ho ..........we did allsorts of things.....and he wasnt gentle either.....them Bendix mints turned him into a bloody animal.. What are bender mints ?. Are they like viagra , for a gentleman's gentleman?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: What are bender mints ?. Are they like viagra , for a gentleman's gentleman?. no no no no you are getting confused with "gentlemans relish"....wiped over a member is simply devine darling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted December 29, 2024 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 Well I’m currently sat waiting for Munty in my high seat . I think I’ve had enough already . I’ll never win . Too many are happy just being single now . I’ve already been shopping, gym , shooting today . I’m bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Well I’m currently sat waiting for Munty in my high seat . I think I’ve had enough already . I’ll never win . Too many are happy just being single now . I’ve already been shopping, gym , shooting today . I’m bored solitude of your high seat has bought enlightenment there is no win found with women only a compromise in their favour! of coarse they are happy women are bigger fans of fwb than I am but they don’t know having cake and eating it only lasts so long as their looks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Well I’m currently sat waiting for Munty in my high seat . I think I’ve had enough already . I’ll never win . Too many are happy just being single now . I’ve already been shopping, gym , shooting today . I’m bored If I was you I would give it a rest for a little while and just enjoy your country pursuits until you go back to work and then take stock of what you really want in life , you can't keep burning the candle at both ends , you might be trying to rediscover your teenage years by going to one date and then seeking out another one as soon as you get back home , you know that once people get back to work next you mind will be concentrating on work and not on your last date , so sit back for a few days and take a rest before it all end up in tears , hopefully you will find the ideal partner when the time is right , GOOD LUCK . MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 7 hours ago, mel b3 said: You just aren't trying hard enough 😄. How far would you go for a packet of twiglets and a box of after eight mints ?. Stop laughing , and can you ask for Jimmy Carr tickets next year please . Now get ready , we've got a date 😁 did you know that Rudolf Hess was Jimmy Carrs grandad...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2024 Report Share Posted December 29, 2024 11 minutes ago, ditchman said: did you know that Rudolf Hess was Jimmy Carrs grandad...? I did actually. I was very surprised when I read it on the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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