BreweryGrunt Posted August 30, 2016 Report Share Posted August 30, 2016 I work in a brewery and my boss says I was originally employed as 'the grunt', although I am now much more skilled in my work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gustaff Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 got a big black labrador called gus and aspringer called taff and when calling them back its gus taff and lads in picking up team say hey up gustaff's here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adge Cutler Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 From a grave stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 My nickname is "drambuie"... cause i have the reputation of "being a fancy liquor" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cameleon Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Hi everyone..when my missus threatens chores..I turn white and dissappear..I think my real name is Useless Beggar.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coops93 Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 nickname, (kind of, just last name shortened really!) & birth year... like ronseal really, it does what it says on the tin! coops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coyotemaster Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 I am the Coyotemaster-- probably the deadliest Coyote killer on the Pigeon Watch, keeping in mind you have a rather shortage of the afore mentioned varmint on your side of the pond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 I am the Coyotemaster-- probably the deadliest Coyote killer on the Pigeon Watch, keeping in mind you have a rather shortage of the afore mentioned varmint on your side of the pond. I think that is a fair claim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getthegat Posted December 26, 2016 Report Share Posted December 26, 2016 Nice Scooby RB, is it as fast my mates VW Beach Buggy? 0 - 60 in 3 seconds dead. 11.82 quarter mile Friendly petrol head rivalry banter only. It does look cool man. As for my user name; I had a favourite Uncle who got me into pigeon shooting about........jesus! nearly 50 years ago. It was his expression that he would say to me, often at 3.30 - 4.00 o'clock on a sunday morning ( I was very keen in my younger days), to get his 5 shot semi auto from the cupboard upstairs, whilst he would try and keep his manic jack russel from waking the rest of the household. He's sadly gone now and I miss him terribly still, but he left me his Franchi in his will (I could barely bring myself to touch it when it was given to me; the memories attached.....) and I know he's up there watching me and laughing at every bird I miss. Some great days that left lasting memories for me and started my field craft and love of the countryside for the sport we're in. Would love to find someone willing to take on a resto job of the Franchi, so that I could use it now and then. So far everyone I've asked says it's not worth it and doesn't buy into the history attached to it. If there is anyone out there that could help, please send me a message or phone me on 01702713114. Cheers guys. Merry Christmas to all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny long shanks Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 My name is Chris but, for the past 15 years all of my mates have called me John. To this day I still haven't a clue why and I also have very long shanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjohn Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Have a guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfred69 Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Mine came from my old dog he was an ex racing greyhound sadly died last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireexit1 Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 I was struggling to register on another site many years ago as my then favourite moniker was gone. The first thing I saw when i looked up was the words "fire exit" on the wall opposite my desk. Kinda stuck Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke748 Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Mine is a homage to the best motorcycle i owned - The Ducati 748 SPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaphead Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 I think my username is self explanatory :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAS 15 Posted April 4, 2017 Report Share Posted April 4, 2017 Mine is after my favourite shotgun I own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberFowl Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 Live in Aberdeenshire Love wildfowling AberFowl seems to fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max151 Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 I also got mine from my dog MAX Was gonna use my own name IVAN and perhaps my mothers maiden name AKEROFF,but thought better not . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strimmer Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Really awful haircuts my mum used to give me at school term. All my mates said I'd had a fight with a lawnmower and somebody called me strimmer. It stuck. Sad thing is, when back around my old school a few years ago somebody had nicked my title as I heard his mates call him it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Monster Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 6ft 6inch tall. 22st weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardedbushwhacker Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 I've got a beard and I whack bushes.....in the bush beating sense! Not sure what other senses there are but it just sounded weird when I typed it! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancer425 Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Lance is my middle name nicknamed Lancer or Lanso in school and it just stayed with me, and 425 after Browning 425 i have had a waterfowl 11 years one of my favourites. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B391 Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Beretta 391 Urika was my 1st semi auto when I joined this forum. Couldn't hit a barn door with it. Sold the 391 and bought a Franchi and all is well now. phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setwings Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Mines pretty self explanatory... that moment when you know their committed to coming into the pattern, you’ve got them convinced..just got to stop them flying off after that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesefiend Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 I’m a big dairy fan. I’ll do almost anything for a wedge of Lincolnshire Poacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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