Winterwolf Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 IN my case ... buy a gun! Pointing your finger at a target and shouting BANG! doesnt seem to have much affect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BellySlater Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 best way to call them in is to open your flask ....always works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 steer clear of a hot curry the night before....learnt that one on saturday!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike525steel Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Only shoot what you can eat or sell. Clays are a bit crunchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30odd6 Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 What makes a sniper stand out? " NOTHING! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miserableolgit Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Always carry a half empty box of matches.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Don't forget to check the tide times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Keep yer feet out the way !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomV Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Refering to game shooting where by using a tighter choke will put more pellets into the game bird with a better chance of killing it clean . Not like clay shooting when a single pellet can give you a clean kill on the clay . A single pellet in a game bird will very rarely bring it down let alone kill it clean . Harnser . valid point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Go expecting nothing, except the joy of being alone with your dog, a good flask of coffee and chocolate snacks, and just suck in plenty of fresh air, and if the birds come it is a bonus ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrie0 Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) Don't do a 'U' turn on a quad bike next to your car as you may find out it has a sticking throttle and then goes into your rear panel and light leaving a smashed light and dented panel (this morning - kind of put me off shooting) Edited December 2, 2011 by barrie0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garygreengrass Posted December 3, 2011 Report Share Posted December 3, 2011 Leave the mrs in the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexbb Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Take the big fat cigar you are smoking out of your mouth before you bring your gun up! Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deako01 Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 You wont hit a thing if aint got that swing...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alycidon Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 keep those barrels moving fast, dont 'make sure' just swing through fast and bang, A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotland rifles Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 never let on to the wife you had a bad night out. bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) "Remember he draws from the Left so lean to the Right" Bob Hope in the shooting scene from "The Paleface" 1948... Brilliant Stuff. :lol: Edited December 8, 2011 by Fisherman Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistit Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 dont go shooting on a new partners grown only to see the head****k shooting across motorway. no not bin with him since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~MX Posted December 13, 2011 Report Share Posted December 13, 2011 my best ever shooting tip I had given to was "take 2 weeks off and then quit" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david hunter Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 when rabbiting make a noise like a carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Flask & hobnobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotHunter96 Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 dont think about it...JUST DO IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obleo Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Never stand in front of a gun or behind a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamsin Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Shot guns have more than one shot. (As it was pointed out to me after i shot the first bird and never gave the second one a though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~MX Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 "take two weeks off and then quit!" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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