Deepy concerned(from Essex)

[Mrs Sweepy]

Dear Pigeon Watchers

I am at my wits end with worry.

It would seem after 17 years of wedded bliss . Sweepy has been keeping the little secret from me.

To say that i am totally dumbfounded and in shock would be the understatement.

And to think after knowing someone for 18 years . You would think that you known everything their is too know about them.

But no i was wrong.

And now i just do not know what to do about Sweepys little confession.

So i have turn to you for advice and guidance.

Their is no way i can put this gently. So i will just blurt it out.

Last night when i came downstairs unexpectantly. I caught him in the act of what you can only say was far from masculine.

 

Sweepy was their for all to see sitting on my sofa enjoying the GIN AN TONIC.

 

Now i was bought up to believe that this is a womens drink or for men who perfer womens weekly to playboy.

So what am i to do .

Should we carry on like nothing has happen and every now and again i let Sweepy enjoy his little pleasure.Behind close curtains of course.

Or should i seek help and get Sweepy to join the local rugby team.If anyone can bash it out of him it will be these boys.

So what is it to be hide it. or let the Rugby team have a go with him.

You decide.

xxxxSuzy

So far i have manage to hide it from the boys . But all it takes is one careless lemon slice left in the glass and the embarrassment will then be out in the open.

[al4x]

you're wrong Suzy its a perfectly acceptable blokes drink, tends to get me in a horrible mess as once started I seem to carry on till I run out of tonic

[Blackpowder]

Most of our syndicate days start and finish with a gin and tonic, fear nought for the chap its quite acceptable.

 

Blackpowder

[vole]

Not a problem as long as it was not mixed as weakly as a girly one. The quinine in the tonic can also assist in keeping ones pecker up,he was probably after something later on.

[Chard]

Live and let live and let him borrow your stilettos

[Anni]

My Mrs has Gin and tonic making ingredients knocking about I might have a bash tonight when she has gone to bed. And sit on her sofa ^_^

 

She only has size four feet though can I get her stilleto's to fit

[Jim Sarakun]

My mate rips the heads off chickens then sucks out their guts and washes it down with a Gin and Tonic. He doesn't suffer fools gladly and tells it like it is, pulls wimmin like it's out of fashion, is a fine figure of a man, hard as nails and I aspire to him.

 

Nothing wonky about drinking Gin and Tonic, so don't judge him on this issue.

 

Does he wear your underwear Suzy? This may indicate girly attributes and subsequently, reason for concern.

[amateur]

Essential for keeping the malaria at bay - a known hazard in some parts of Essex

[malkiserow]

Suzy your worries are indeed of deep concern and quite correct. You now need to accept it and get out there and spread the looooooooooove ...............

 

Form an orderly que lads......

[Jim Sarakun]

Essential for keeping the malaria at bay - a known hazard in some parts of Essex

 

Also Banjo disease which I am led to believe is becoming widespread in Essex, though I have heard it on good authority that Banjo disease is more prevalent in Norfolk.

[Popgun]

My God has the man no shame

[njc110381]

Oh thank god! For a moment I thought you'd found out how much he really paid for his gun!

[Paladin]

Go with it fair maid, and join in with him the next time he indulges in this act, for it is not uncommon for couples to enjoy this act together.

Take this advice from a senior member as I too must admit to deviation through my lifetime, my wife sometimes sharing in these (behind closed doors activities) whilst reclining on the sofa and sometimes watching as I have a quick burst on my Banjo before joining in

 

Paladin

 

Just make sure you are not disturbed, engage the safety catch on the door xx

[LeeinVA]

Whew!! Had me going there for a minute darlin.. Just mak sure he doesnt drink with his pinky up That is so gay!!

[henry d]

He`s a lush, get rid of him before he starts on the 3ltr bottles of cyder

[Hunter_zero]

For god sake keep it a secret, especially from all his shooting friends.

 

John

[Mrs Sweepy]

Well am still confused

Some say yes some say no And some of you are saying hide my underwear

As for the finger sticking out . His always held his glass that way.

And to think only a few weeks ago my only worry was him wanting to wear a cardi

xxxSuzy

[BaconBoy]

gin and tonic-acceptable(just)

when you find bacardi and coke traces,thats when you have to start worrying

[Evil Elvis]

:blink: This is very bad, you need to make him go to his guncupboard, dismantle and clean and stroke all his guns to butch up, then watch a load of clint eastwood movies, otherwise I think hes heading for a closet opening moment in the future.................

Edited December 29, 2009 by Evil Elvis

[Windy]

Nowt wrong with a cheeky 'super-sonic'.....as long as it is at least a third Gin and with plenty of ice/lemon or lime.

 

Now....if he's wearing your thongs, thats a different matter.

[Whitebridges]

Rum when you've been to sea, Whisky or Whiskey on land and and fresh water.

Gin is a mawthers ruin and for male socialists.

[pyr8]

it could be down to the company he,s been keeping with of late.i would hire a private **** to follow him.sure some of the essex boys could easily infiltrate the crowd that have led your beloved astray.there,s always castration it worked on my dog when he started getting a bit rambuntiouse

[geordieh]

Head North. Find a real man

Geordie

[alexr]

He is going native.

 

You have to nip this in the bud. :blink:

 

Pour at least two pints of good cider or beer down his throat at least 5 days a week. :yp:

 

Also insure that all parts are in working order on a regular basis .

 

I am sure you can cure him of this sad and abhorant behavior.

[christy]

Mmm...G n T is fine. Not to many though else you will be well sick. Tesco and others do Greenwalls London Dry in a small can 8%. Make sure it is very cold (freezer), nice start to the evening if your going to tie a few on. Refreshing is the word. Leave him go-he's got taste.